I talked to brother monkey god

#我的花样生活 #

[Crazy] Today to see the honor, it is really three lifetimes of luck! I jokingly said, why do you have so much hair on your body? Is this not evolving well? Sun Wukong patted me on the shoulder and said, Hate, it's not like this anymore! We have this variety. Then I said to him again, let's play together today. Sun Wukong said, well, I am also the first time to come to your Golden Mountain, I heard that your Golden Mountain is more beautiful, you will be my tour guide, take me to swim in the Golden Mountain. I said, okay. Where do we go first? I thought for a moment, well, this way, I will first take you to our Lvxiang Peach Orchard, I know you love to eat peach, do you know that our Peach in Jinshan is the most famous in Shanghai and even the whole country, Oh, you are so lucky to meet me today! Let's go to the peach orchard first. Oh, but the peach orchard is a bit far from here! By the way, aren't you good at fighting clouds? How about you take me with a tendon bucket cloud? Goku said, of course, no problem, so we came to the peach orchard with the tendon cloud. There are not only peaches, but also yellow peaches, and kiwi fruits, and all kinds of fruits are available for Goku to feast on. We had a great time there! After that, I took him to Jinshui Lake, Langxia Country Park, City Beach and other attractions, but these attractions I am familiar with, the more I play, the less interested, so I said, Goku, or you take me to the sky to see it, let me understand your life there, you know? We mortals especially yearn for the days of the gods. Goku said, OK, where do you want to go? I said, let's go to Huaguo Mountain first, no problem, and then Sun Wukong and I went to Huaguo Mountain with a douyun. Wow, it's really a lot of beautiful monkeys in the mountains and rivers, a nest of nests and a nest of ah! I asked Sun Wukong, how old are you this year and are you married? Goku said, what calves, what marriage is the immortal! Oh, so why are you so many calves not married? Goku says it's not mine anymore! I'm just their king. Well, after that, I wanted to go to the Heavenly Palace to see the Jade Emperor's uncle, Brother Rulai, and Sister Guanyin. So Goku took me to the Heavenly Palace again, the Heavenly Mountain and the human world are not the same, the heavens of others are still heaven, and we are a piece of heaven, but the earth is not the earth, it is the clouds for the ground, soft, it is particularly comfortable to step on, not at all. The air is also particularly fresh. If there is no pollution on earth, I believe that the air will not be worse than the sky! I sighed and thought to myself, we must protect our planet and make our living environment better. Unconsciously, it was already night, and I kindly said to Goku, Xiao Sun, it's time for me to go home for dinner, my mother must be looking for me everywhere. Why don't you come with me to dinner at my house today?" I'll give you the whole scallion dipping sauce, another pat cucumber, and then a whole piece of tofu, and we'll make a good meal, what's the matter? Sun Wukong said, don't go today, there are still many things to do in heaven, out of the day, so many horses have not been fed! I'll be a guest at your house another day. Well, after saying that, I'll say goodbye to Xiao Sun. It's been a few days since I was separated from Goku last time, and I miss Goku a lot. I really want to sing with him about wine and say goodbye. No, just now Goku called me and asked if I had time for the weekend, saying that he was coming to my house to eat scallion dipping sauce and wanted to rub it with me. I really can't bear to refuse people who are so sincere! Besides, I didn't invite people when we were apart last time. So, I promised to pack up quickly and come early. Before I hung up the phone, I didn't forget to say, "Don't bring gifts!" "We don't know if he can understand what I mean. This kid is straight!! I hung up the phone and started preparing the dishes. Plan the whole four dishes, beer to make soup: a shallot dip, a dried tofu with pepper, a sour and spicy potato shredded, and then a meat, the whole pork head meat to get. It's all hard dishes, all that I like. This phone call just hung up on the old grandson arrived. hi! Came empty-handed, nothing! I'll just say this kid is straight! It didn't disappoint me! I said, Goku, I'll prepare the dish, you play with my son first, he likes monkeys the most, go ahead. After a while, I prepared the dishes and asked Lao Sun to eat. We ate and talked, talking about everything, the sea and the sky. I asked Goku, what are you eating in heaven? Still always drinking the northwest wind? Goku patted me, roll the calves, you just drank the northwest wind. We rarely eat, usually eat some snacks, like elixirs, peaches, thirsty to drink some nectar water, that is, Guanyin sister Yujing bottle of water. I said, Xiao Sun, eat the meat, taste the pork head meat that I personally marinated, see what it tastes like, and evaluate it. As soon as he stretched out his chopsticks, he suddenly stopped, as if he were thinking about something. This, this, this... Oh I suddenly understood that this pork head meat: He looked at me and I looked at him, speechless. But I know that at this moment, we all have the same person in our minds, and he is the second disciple. I said, the second brother won't mind, right? Don't go back and tell the second brother that we have eaten the pig's head, he should be angry with me. I immediately changed the topic, what is the second brother like recently? Do you often go to climb chang'e's sister's window? Goku shook his head and said, Hey, hey, can't change it! How many times Chang'e pinched him, how many times the window was broken by him, he just wouldn't change it! The hateful thing is that he finished flirting with Chang'e's sister and flirting with the little fairies. He is now rain and dew! Hi, hard to tidy up. I said, the second brother is also true, they are all this age, they should be devoted to the Buddha! Besides, don't you know what conditions you have? However, then again, the second brother is almost good looking and character, other aspects are OK, people are still quite honest and kind. To tell the truth, if the second brother was born in our village and spoke locally, it is estimated that he would have to live a lifetime of double "11" in terms of his appearance. Later, we talked about Taishang Laojun. I said, Brother Jun, and you have a lot of contact? When it comes to Taishang Laojun, Lao Sun is full of complaints, he? Go to me every day. I said, what is he always going to do with you? When you smashed his alchemy furnace, you are still angry? Lao Sun said, where! That matter has long passed, and he now goes to my place every day to ask for horse manure. I said, what do you want to do? Make tea or eat as a snack? Lao Sun said, you can really rip a calf! He was dried and kept burning boiler alchemy, what else could he do! I see! Chatting and talking, we talked about Brother Rulai again. Talked about the fact that lao Sun was detained on the Five Finger Mountain. Lao Sun was also double-eyebrowed, full of shame, and sighed, "Hey, it was really careless at the time, I had already realized that the brother was going to rectify me, so I hurriedly and panickedly turned over a cloud of tendons, maybe it was too hard, turning my brain melon buzzing, I couldn't find the southeast, southwest, and northwest at all, and I was still a little confused!" Wasn't I blowing, if I hadn't been careless at the time, I would have turned over a few more heels and he would have been able to catch me? I didn't think he would come with me to yin. It's all in the past. Now I get along very well with Brother Lai, there is nothing to pick up a skewer to eat a spicy hot thing, very good. I asked again, are you interesting in heaven? What do you usually play with? Lao Sun said, you may not believe it when you say it, the heavens are boring, it is really not interesting to you. I fed those horses that day and they were exhausted. A little bit of free, I will go to find the Queen Mother Niangniang Aunt, Guanyin Sister, Taishang Laojun them, play a rock scissors cloth, eagle catch chickens or something, nothing else will ah! Unlike the current mortal world, there are video games, there is nothing to play a chicken or something, your days make the gods envious! Chatting and talking, it was almost dark, and The old sun was going back. When I left, I brought him a big bag of vegetables, eggplant, peppers, cucumbers, beans, green onions, and a bottle of Northeast sauce. That guy is happy! This is my fancy life.

It was a sunny morning, and I got up for a morning run, running and running, when suddenly something hairy whizzed past my eyes. I was so surprised, what is this thing? Like a man and not a man, full of hair, but the shape goes to be like a person, so I ran over to him and talked to him, and I said politely, Hello, what are you? He replied, you child is really rude, how can you talk to me? I'm not a thing, I'm Monkey King. wow! You are Sun Wukong! I know you, and if I had caught you in a broken bowl, wouldn't I? It's you who's buckled, right? He smiled and said, No, that time it was the Monkey King, I was pinched by Brother Rulai's 5 big fingers. Hey, that time careless! In fact, I am also very powerful. I said, I know, I adore you. I have known you since I was a child, I have read Journey to the West three or four times, and everyone in the whole world knows that you are magical, and no one can kill you, and they are about to kill them. Today, when I see the honor, I am fortunate to have three lifetimes! I jokingly said, why do you have so much hair on your body? Is this not evolving well? Sun Wukong patted me on the shoulder and said, Hate, it's not like this anymore! We have this variety. Then I said to him again, let's play together today. Sun Wukong said, well, I am also the first time to come to your Golden Mountain, I heard that your Golden Mountain is more beautiful, you will be my tour guide, take me to swim in the Golden Mountain. I said, okay. Where do we go first? I thought for a moment, well, this way, I will first take you to our Lvxiang Peach Orchard, I know you love to eat peach, do you know that our Jinshan peach is the most famous in Shanghai and even the whole country, oh, you are so lucky to meet me today. Let's go to the peach orchard first. Oh, but the peach orchard is a bit far from here! By the way, don't you know how to fight clouds? How about you take me with a tendon bucket cloud? Goku said, of course, no problem. So we set up a cloud of tendons and came to the peach orchard. There are not only peaches, yellow peaches, but also kiwi fruits, all kinds of fruits, making Goku feast. We had a great time there. After that, I took him to Jinshui Lake, Langxia Country Park, City Beach and other attractions, but these attractions I was familiar with, and the more I played, the less interested I became, so I said, Goku, or you take me to the sky to see it, let me understand your life there. Do you know? We mortals especially yearn for the days of the gods. Goku said, OK, where do you want to go? I said, let's go to Huaguo Mountain first! No problem, after that, Sun Wukong and I went to Huaguo Mountain with a douyun. WOW！ It's really a lot of beautiful monkeys in the mountains and rivers, nest after nest! I asked Sun Wukong, how old are you this year and are you married? Goku said, what calves, what marriage is the immortal! Oh, so why are you so many calves not married? Goku says, it's not mine anymore, I'm just their king. Well, after that, I wanted to go to the Heavenly Palace to see the Jade Emperor's uncle, Brother Rulai, and Sister Guanyin. So, Goku took me to the Heavenly Palace again. The Heavenly Mountains are not the same as the human world! The sky of the people is still the sky, and we are a piece of heaven, but the earth is not the earth, it is the cloud for the ground, it is soft, it is particularly comfortable to step on, and it is not at all footed. The air is also particularly fresh. If there is no pollution on earth, I believe that the air will not be worse than the sky! I sighed and thought to myself, we must protect our planet and make our living environment better.

Unconsciously, it was already night, and I kindly said to Goku, Xiao Sun, it's time for me to go home for dinner, my mother must be looking for me everywhere. Why don't you come with me to dinner at my house today?" I'll give you the whole scallion dipping sauce, another pat cucumber, and then a whole piece of tofu, and we'll make a good meal, what's the matter? Sun Wukong said, don't go today, there are still many things to do in heaven, out of the day, so many horses have not been fed! I'll be a guest at your house another day. Well, after saying that, I'll say goodbye to Xiao Sun.

It's been a few days since I was separated from Goku last time, and I miss Goku a lot. I really want to sing with him about wine and say goodbye. No, just now Goku called me and asked if I had time for the weekend, saying that he was coming to my house to eat scallion dipping sauce and wanted to rub it with me. I really can't bear to refuse people who are so sincere. Besides, I didn't invite people when we were apart last time. So, I promised to pack up quickly and come early. Before I hung up the phone, I didn't forget to say, "Don't bring gifts." We don't know if he can understand what I mean. This boy is straight! I hung up the phone and started preparing the dishes. Plan the whole 4 dishes, beer to make soup: a scallion dipping sauce, a dried tofu with sharp peppers, a sour and spicy potato shredded, and then a meat, the whole pork head meat to get. It's all hard dishes, all that I like. This phone call just hung up on the old grandson arrived. hi! Came empty-handed, nothing! I'll just say this kid is straight! It didn't disappoint me! I said, Goku, I'll prepare the dish, you play with my son first, he likes monkeys the most, go ahead. After a while, I prepared the dishes and asked Lao Sun to eat. We ate and talked, talking about everything, the sea and the sky. I asked Goku, what are you eating in heaven? Still always drinking the northwest wind? Goku patted me, roll the calves, you just drank the northwest wind. We rarely eat, usually eat some snacks, like elixirs, peaches, thirsty to drink some nectar water, that is, Guanyin sister Yujing bottle of water. I said, Xiao Sun, eat the meat, taste the pork head meat that I personally marinated, see what it tastes like, and evaluate it. As soon as he stretched out his chopsticks, he suddenly stopped, as if he were thinking about something. This, this, this... Oh, I suddenly understood that this pork head meat: He looked at me and I looked at him, speechless. But I know that at this moment, we all have the same person in our minds, and he is the second disciple. I said, the second brother won't mind, right? Don't go back and tell the second brother that we have eaten the pig's head, he should be angry with me. I immediately changed the topic, what is the second brother like recently? Do you often go to climb chang'e's sister's window? Goku shook his head and said, Hey, hey, can't change it! How many times Chang'e pinched him, how many times the window was broken by him, he just wouldn't change it! The hateful thing is that he finished flirting with Chang'e's sister and flirting with the little fairies. He is now rain and dew! Hi, hard to tidy up. I said, the second brother is also true, they are all this age, they should be devoted to the Buddha! Besides, don't you know what conditions you have? However, then again, the second brother is almost good looking and character, other aspects are OK, people are still quite honest and kind. To tell the truth, if the second brother was born in our village and spoke locally, it is estimated that he would have to live a lifetime of double "11" in terms of his appearance. Later, we talked about Taishang Laojun. I said, Brother Jun, and you have a lot of contact? When it comes to Taishang Laojun, Lao Sun is full of complaints. he? Go to me every day. I said, what is he always going to do with you? When you smashed his alchemy furnace, you are still angry? Lao Sun said, where! That matter has long passed, and he now goes to my place every day to ask for horse manure. I said, what do you want to do? Make tea or eat as a snack? Lao Sun said, you can really rip a calf! He was dried and kept burning boiler alchemy, what else could he do! I see! As we talked, we talked about Brother Rulai. Talked about the fact that lao Sun was detained on the Five Finger Mountain. Lao Sun was also double-eyebrowed, full of shame, and sighed, "Hey, it was really careless at the time, I had already realized that the brother was going to rectify me, so I hurriedly and panickedly turned over a cloud of tendons, maybe it was too hard, turning my brain melon buzzing, I couldn't find the southeast, southwest, and northwest at all, and I was still a little confused!" Wasn't I blowing, if I hadn't been careless at the time, I would have turned over a few more heels and he would have been able to catch me? I didn't think he would come with me to yin. It's all in the past. Now I get along very well with Brother Lai, there is nothing to pick up a skewer to eat a spicy hot thing, very good. I asked again, are you interesting in heaven? What do you usually play with? Lao Sun said, you may not believe it when you say it, the heavens are boring, it is really not interesting to you. I fed those horses that day so tired that I was going to die. A little bit of free, I will go to find the Queen Mother Niangniang Aunt, Guanyin Sister, Taishang Laojun them, play a rock scissors cloth, eagle catch chickens or something, nothing else will ah! Unlike the current mortal world, there are video games, there is nothing to play a chicken or something, your days make the gods envious!

Chatting and talking, it was almost dark, and The old sun was going back. When I left, I brought him a big bag of vegetables, eggplant, peppers, cucumbers, beans, green onions, and a bottle of Northeast sauce. He's always happy!

That's my trick life! [Laughs]