Xinyazhai folktale (joke): The little liar deceives the old liar

Little crooks deceive old crooks

In the past, there was a person who made a living by cheating, went one place to deceive, and was a master of deception.

One summer morning, he went to rest under a big tree in the middle of the road, and from just south came a teenager with a baggage on his back, and the old liar looked red and tried to deceive him. When the little child walked under the tree, the old liar said, "Big nephew, it's hot, rest and go?" The child said, "Originally I didn't want to rest, there was an emergency when I got home, but since Uncle Uncle had this kindness, then I would rest here with Uncle." He put the bag on the ground and immediately sat down with his ass. The old deceiver estimated that there must be something good in the child's bag, so he pulled out the cigarette bag that had already been medicated and said, "Big nephew, smoke a bag of cigarettes, right?" The child said, "I'm sorry Uncle, when I came out, my father and mother arranged to go outside and not let me eat people's things and smoke people's cigarettes, for fear that some liars would cheat me." The old liar said, "Do you look like I don't look like a liar?" The child said, "Uncle is a good man, but he can be a liar." When I came out to ask for the account, my father deliberately took two boxes of good cigarettes to keep for the hospitality, in order to thank the uncle for his kindness, I will respect your old one. "The old liar heard that there was a good cigarette, so he smoked it, and before the cigarette was finished, the old liar fell to the ground." Why does smoking fall to the ground? It turned out that this child was also a liar, and the old liar smoked the cigarette that the little liar had given under the medicine of Menghan. The little liar saw that the old liar had hit Meng Khan, and left with his own baggage and the old liar's things. Although the old liar hit Meng Khan, although his body could not move, but his heart was still a little awake, he panicked and crawled into the ditch. The little liar thought, as soon as the medicine of Menghan was dissolved when he saw the water, what should he do if he catches up with me? Busy stepped forward and pulled the old liar's leg, one climbing forward and the other pulling back. At the time of embarrassment, a young man came from the north, and the little liar saw the wisdom of life and shouted busily: "Big brother, this is my father, he and my mother are angry, he and my mother are angry, secretly running out, and jumping into the pit, please help to hold my father, I will go back and ask someone to get him back." "The child saw that the child was strange and pitiful, so he pulled his leg for him. The child often waited for a short time to see the child come back, and after a long time, the old liar also woke up, and he said angrily: "Don't pull, I am not his father, he used the medicine to deceive me of all my things." ”

Narrator: Jin Cunliang, 48 years old, Huangqiao cultural specialist;

Recorder: Hou Manchang, 26 years old, Aigang cultural specialist;

Recording location: During the working meeting of the Cultural Station of the Cultural Bureau of Xihua County;

Recording time: July 1989.