In life, we often encounter all kinds of lip errors that make people laugh and break their stomachs. Of course, in the tea industry, we will also encounter a variety of classic slips of the tongue.
In order to make you smile, one zero and two small editors carefully collected this "tea industry classic slip list" for you. Come on, let's laugh together!
What is "Shozan Nobu"?
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Slip of the tongue example: Some netizens asked, "What is the tea of Zhengshan Ono, and why is the name so funny?" Was the queen born? Then some netizens followed the post, "Tea is not all very elegant names, it is called wild seeds, really worried about the sales of this tea." Seeing these messages, the editor silently lowered his forehead and sighed.
Ono species?! How can netizens be so dirty? Please read the word order correctly, people call it "Zhengshan small seed wild tea", is a specialty of Wuyi Mountain in Fujian Province - a kind of small black tea. Small varieties of black tea are generally divided into small varieties of Zhengshan and small varieties of outer mountains.
The "Zhengshan" of the small species of Zhengshan indicates that it is the true meaning of "produced in the alpine area", the essence of heaven and earth, the fragrance of the grass and trees, and the high quality; and the "small seed wild tea", that is, the refining of wild tea trees, is more precious because of the small yield, the throat rhyme is long, the teeth and cheeks are fragrant, and many tea customers will use it as a collection.
What is "Saddam Hussein"?
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Slip of the tongue example: A tea friend showed off to the tea customers around him: "My friend just came back from abroad, brought me authentic Saddam Hussein, I don't know if it is made in Iraq, which day to brew for you to drink ~" Another tea friend returned quietly, "Thank you so much, I dare not drink." ”
The editors had different opinions: if Saddam Hussein could really bring him back from Iraq, not to mention whether it was a skeleton or ashes, he would be a capable person! Is it okay to make a friend? But don't be wrong next time, in case you are invited to "drink tea", it will not be fun.
Assam is also a type of black tea, produced in the northeastern Indian state of Assam, and is known for its thickness, intensity, malt aroma, and clear and bright. Historically, Assam is the second commercial tea producing region after ours in China.
In terms of drinking, Assam's black tea drink taste is too strong, most of the drinking method is to make mixed tea, such as the classic Assam milk tea we often drink, which is a mixed tea loved by many tea friends. If you are a tea guest with a heavy taste, you prefer this bite, you may wish to try a clear drink, and remember to share it with the editor after drinking.
What is "evil door worker"?
<h1 class="pgc-h-arrow-right" data-track="15" > Qimen Gongfu! </h1>
Example of a slip of the tongue: One afternoon, a customer walked into the tea shop in a loud voice, "Do you sell evil door workers here?" How much? Why don't you talk? The little sister in the shop was frightened and stunned, and said timidly: "I will not work." ”
It seems that this guest does not drink much tea on weekdays, and his eyes are not good. We can't sell the tea of the evil gate, but we sell Keemun black tea. With your toes, I think that if you sell evil things, I am afraid that the shop has long been sealed by the Industrial and Commercial Bureau, is it really stupid or stupid?! As a treasure of China's traditional Kung Fu black tea, Keemun Gongfu has a production history of more than 100 years, mainly produced in Qimen County, Anhui Province, known for its miao xiu appearance, dark black fan gray light (commonly known as "baoguang") and rich aroma.
Qi Hong is not only clean and delicious, but also full of color and flavor, and has been listed as one of the three major high-fragrance teas recognized in the world with the seasonal teas of Darjeeling in India and Uva in Sri Lanka. It can be described as the best in the tea industry, and "thick makeup and light wipe" is always appropriate.
What is "Angela White"?
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Slip of the tongue example: A Jun asked B tea guest one day, "Someone recommended me a kind of white tea, called Angela, saying that the soup color is clear and bright, but how can not find it, do you know where to buy it?" B tea guest left and right thought, but how did not remember when there was a white tea that was in harmony with Angelababy, suddenly his brain was excited, asking A Jun whether he said Anji Bai? I didn't expect A Jun to slap his head on the door, yes, it is it! As a result, the B tea guest fainted aside.
Strictly speaking, Anji white should be called Anji white piece, also known as jade tea, created in 1981, the shape of the white piece is "straight and slightly flattened, shaped like an orchid, emerald green in color, and white and exposed". It is not white tea, but a kind of green tea.
The difference is that this Anji white sheet not only looks beautiful, but also has a high quality due to its unique stir-frying process! Authentic Anji white tablets need to go through five links: greening, fresh wind, tablet pressing, drying, and re-drying, and have strict data as a standard to ensure quality.
The Anji white flakes made by this exquisite craftsmanship are not only flat and straight in appearance, showing no hidden greenery, but also high and long-lasting, the taste is fresh and sweet, the soup color is clear and bright, and the bottom of the fat leaf is tender and bright, and it is beautiful to float in the cup.
What is "White Moonlight"?
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Example of a slip of the tongue: During the small talk of several tea friends, a tea friend asked very seriously: "Do you know?" There is a Pu'er name so beautiful, called White Moonlight! Another tea friend sang silently: "Somewhere in the heart, so bright but so cold..."
The editor couldn't help but sing when he saw these three words. This witty tea guest may be the next Zhang Xinzhe. But at the same time, the editor's heart is indeed cold, this white moonlight, ah no, is the moonlight white, although produced in Yunnan, but it is really not Pu'er but a kind of white tea.
The buds of this tea are silver on one side and dark on the other, much like the moonlight shining on the tea buds, hence the name. Many people mistakenly think that Moonlight White is Pu'er tea, and even Baidu Encyclopedia has this entry, but people are indeed white tea. It seems that Du Niang is not always reliable.
What is "Wing Chun Cave Hand"?
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Example of a slip of the tongue: When I go to a tea house to drink tea, a tea guest splits his head and covers his face and asks, "Do you have a Wing Chun whisker hand?" The owner of the teahouse pulled out two movie tickets with a black line and said: "You follow the road in front of you to the east, then turn left and turn right, there is a movie theater, which is showing Ip Man 3." "Turn around and leave, leaving the tea guest alone in the wind messy."
This "Wing Chun whisker hand", the store is afraid that it can't be called, and the fancy beating may know a little bit. To say that this Yongchun Buddha's Hand is really as big as this martial arts secret book.
Yongchun bergamot tea, also known as citron seed and sydney pear, is made from fresh leaves of bergamot tea varieties. This tea, mainly produced in Yongchun County, Fujian Province, belongs to the unique flavor of Fujian Oolong Tea, and is said to have been cultivated as early as the Kangxi Dynasty.
Yongchun Bergamot is divided into two kinds: red bud bergamot and green bud bergamot, the spring bud of red bud bergamot is purple red, and the green bud bergamot spring bud is light green, which is very beautiful. It is also because the shape is particularly similar to the Buddha's hand and the precious gold, this tea is also known as "Golden Buddha's Hand". Let's see if that's the case.
What is "goose plucking"?
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Slip of the tongue example: Several friends meet to taste a pint of wild goose swinging Mao Feng, a tea guest at the banquet said quietly, "The taste of this goose plucking hair is really elegant and sweet!" The tea guests looked at each other, and for a moment they were speechless.
The wind has left a mark, and the geese have plucked their hair. This tea guest tasted such a deep martial arts essence in one bite, good kung fu! The tea leaves of this Yandang Mountain have been listed as tributes as far back as the Ming Dynasty, and the sound of good tea is as famous as its qishan and beautiful waters.
This Yandang Mao Peak is produced in the dragon back of Yandang Mountain, with excellent quality and belongs to the famous green tea. The shape of the tea is long and tight, the tea is delicate, the color is emerald green, and the buds are hidden.
When tasting this tea, there is also the famous saying of one drink plus "three smells". A strong smell of fragrant, and then smell the aroma, three smells of tea fragrance still exists; the taste of the head bubble is rich, the second bubble is mellow, and the third bubble still has a touching tea rhyme.
Such a good tea, to see the editor I salivate, must get a pint of fangze. In addition to the above classic slips of the tongue, there are also many classic jokes. These jokes are all from the mouth of "tea guests" who do not understand tea and prefer to pretend to be high-end.
"Come to a cup of green tea, what green tea?" Bamboo leaf green;
Come to a cup of black tea, what black tea? Big Red Robe. ”
This bamboo leaf green is both a green tea variety and a famous green tea brand, unleavened, and the green tea eight rods of this post-fermentation process cannot be beaten.
This big red robe belongs to the oolong tea category, is one of the four famous bushes of Wuyi Mountain Rock Tea, and even said that it is black tea? Aren't you afraid that the tea people of the whole Wuyi Mountain are in a hurry with you?
When it really looks at what color is what tea is? The idiom of "wangwen shengyi" is simply tailor-made for these "tea guests" who do not know how to pretend to understand.
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