The people's hearts were not enough to swallow the elephant, and Zhou Shi, who had touched the idea of Zhongxiucai, actually wanted to catch a person, so he bought a large amount of Gao Xiang and went to the altar where he most believed in and begged: "The Great Immortal blesses the disciple to pass the Examination of Xiucai, but Xiucai is still smaller in the end, do you think the disciple can I be one head higher than Xiucai, and the last person to lift a person?" ”
Xiucai's nose was almost crooked, and his heart said, "Whole boy!" So he wrote two words on the sand table with a pen, "Yes!" ”
Zhou Shi was full of joy, banged his head a few times, and then asked, "Then you still have to ask the Great Immortal to tell me the questions of this examination!" ”
Hey! Xiucai, who set up a pencil, was furious and angry, thinking that this time he could not write any more topics for him, in case he bumped into him again? I have to think of another idea for this whole two hundred and five. So I didn't write anything, and the wooden pole pen only drew circles on the sand table. Whenever this action occurs, it shows that the immortals do not reply or are weighing how to reply. In fact, Xiucai was thinking about how to trick him. Zhou Shi saw that the old painting circle on the sand table could not see the words, and he was anxious, and shouted loudly: "Daxian, you always refuse to tell me the question, you always have to point out that I can pass the way of lifting people, I am good to go!" I'm not stupid enough to be a stone-headed melon! ”
As soon as he heard him shout that he was not a stone head, he immediately had a trick, writing like an enclave on the sand table, and hurled out four verses:
Want to be on the list of people,
You have to carry the stone.
The house has a big brick platform,
Carry your back into the exam room!
It turned out that the Zhou Shi family had a stone carved extra-large carved dragon brick platform, I don't know which generation of ancestors got it, it was carved from the whole stone, there are always sixty or seventy pounds of weight, usually in the living room is to do a decoration, never used, those show talents are ordinary exchanges, they all know that the Zhou family has such a big brick platform, the show talents want to rectify him, there is no other way, and can not help him to apply for the exam, so they came up with such a bad idea, let your boy carry this big stone to the examination room, the back can not move also have to back, eat death! Break your spine and make you want to be a lifter!
Zhou Shi thought about it, so he took the nonsense poems on the sand table as god's instructions, and he really carried such a large stone platform to the provincial city and entered the examination room.
At that time, the examination field of the provincial examiners was called the Gongyuan, and the buildings inside were alleys and rows of houses, called "heaven, earth, Xuan, Huang, Yu, Zeus, Hong, And Desolation" and other names, and the row rooms in an alley were separated by ten rooms, each house was very narrow, there were no tables and chairs in the room, and only two long wooden planks that could be rested on the wooden sleighs on the wall. One of the two longboards is higher than the table where the article is written, and the other is the lower one is a bench for sitting, but there are no wooden legs underneath. Every examiner's show has only entered the field, and if the examination period is not over, he is not allowed to appear, and he must eat and live in this barrel for a few days of examination, and sleep on this wooden board at night. This is also a measure of the emperor's intention to temper the talents, the so-called "heaven will descend on the Si people, they must first suffer their hearts, labor their bones..."
This Zhou Daxiu was tired and sweaty and entered the examination room number, first put the big brick platform on the number board of the table, received the paper and the test questions, and sat stupidly. He couldn't understand the words on the test questions, it hurt! It was also boring to sit, and simply grind ink on this big brick platform to play. Although the examination room is tightly guarded, the talents in the trumpet can still walk back and forth and conduct interviews. Zhou Daxiu was grinding and grinding, thinking that I could not go into the examination room in vain, I could not understand the topics on the field, simply, I copied the article of The examination Xiucai again, maybe the main examination adult read my article to do a great job, is a big hand, reward me a lifter? This was simply a completely stupid idea, but he copied it in a serious way, because the article "Gentleman is frank, and the villain is long-standing" has been engraved in his mind.
He was copying, the show in the number next door came in, the show next door was a talent who wrote a thousand words, a glance at ten lines, his article had been done very early, so he went out of the room and wandered in the number tube to see if anyone who had finished the volume could chat. Passing by Zhou Daxiucai's door, he looked at it: "Good fellow! Such a big stone! Rare. Then he stepped into the trumpet, admired this big brick platform, admired the pattern on the stone, and slipped his eyes by the way, and saw that this master's masterpiece was simply not right. Caizi is unbridled and accustomed, and he said: "Brother, you have done the wrong topic, you are doing the writing of the article "Gentleman frank, villain long relatives", not the examination question of this field! ”
Zhou Daxiu ignored it and continued to copy the article he had memorized. Caizi was a warm person again, anxious, went up and pressed the number board with both hands and said: "Dude, the article is wrong!" Enthusiastic and excited, anxious and heavy-handed, Zhou Daxiu had not yet had time to answer, "Out of the law - boom - boom!" The wooden wedge that was not very secure on the wall fell off, and the large brick platform full of ink on the number plate slid down to the other end with the unfinished roll of paper, and the brick platform was flipping on the roll. After the two of them lifted the plate that had been pressed by the big brick platform again, Zhou Daxiu grinned and cried, and his volume was completely soaked with ink.
Caizi was very sorry, and Zhou Daxiu cried: "I waited for three years to take the exam this time, and this is all over!" A handful of snot and a handful of tears cried out.
Talented and arrogant, some chivalrous and courageous, self-esteem, think that it is very easy to take a test to lift people like picking grass and mustard. Then he said, "Dude, don't you need to be sad, isn't it just an article?" I stained your roll I will pay you, just my roll has not written a name, simply give it to you, anyway, the next game can not run my lift! I'm not like your brother can even do the wrong question! Saying that, he turned back to his own number, took the article he had prepared, and asked Zhou Daxiucai's name and place of origin, while mentioning the pen, he said, "Even the honorable surname and name I will write it for you, killing people to kill, saving people to save lives, even if I have made you a friend!" Zhou Shi was so grateful that he was riding the fog, and handed over the volume, caizi's article was of course good, so that Zhou Shi should also be in the right place!
This almost drove the show talents in the county crazy. I can't figure out how he got the move. In the blink of an eye, the examination period for entering the Beijing Entrance Examination has arrived again. Zhou Juren was whimsical, and he was even going to prepare to enter the Beijing Conference to try it!