After five years of marriage, Grandma did not have children, which is said to be related to Grandpa's proficiency in Taoism2

A basin of clean water was placed in the middle of the dormitory, and in order to avoid being discovered, we turned off the lights early, but the dormitory was not dark.

Tonight, the moonlight was bright.

The miserable white moonlight shone into the dormitory, and the six animals in the dormitory, surrounding the basin of clear water, their eyes were shining, this scene was a little strange.

In order to implement the big plan of testing the "Peeping Leopard Round Light Technique", in addition to buying the dinosaur sister Huang Lan to get Meng Jiajia's hair, we also bought two candles, a stack of money paper, and picked a bunch of willow leaves from the back mountain.

Although I didn't believe in Taoism from the bottom of my heart, my hands were still a little shaky in the somewhat infiltrative atmosphere of the dormitory. I slowly opened the old book, and the Leopard Circle Light Technique was on page 9, titled "Five Buds, Seven Yao, Thirty-Five Dao Techniques: Ophthalmology Third.".

After the old sixth Wang Feng looked it up with the Kangxi Dictionary, he copied another copy of it on paper and marked it as a character that I could understand.

Five Buds, Seven Yao, Thirty-Five Arts: Ophthalmology Third.

Peeping leopard round light technique, if you want to check the physical object within a hundred miles, take a basin of water, cover it with willow leaves, fall blood and curse, pluck leaves are visible, a spot in the tube, can show the whole leopard. Mantra: 叱呼哪哪也。 Oh Doyeh, Erli, hurry like a law!

There are also some brief notes below, which are the general steps.

The first step is to drop blood into the basin, although Grandpa told me that in the past, there is no mention of this, but according to the annotations under the Peeping Leopard Round Light Technique, this is a very critical step, because only those who drop blood into the water can see the image that appears in the next clear water.

The second step is to sprinkle willow leaves into the pot, and the amount of willow leaves is the length of time of the visualization. Ye shi is an exclusive time definition word used in Taoism, and the duration is about six seconds.

In Taoism: one leaf is about equal to six seconds, and one incense is about fifteen minutes... These are very obscure Taoist words, and from similar exclusive words, it can be roughly confirmed whether a person knows Taoism or not.

I glanced at the other five beasts, and the old fourth Jia Bing spread his hands, bent his hands and bent his hands, posing in a toned posture, and the muscles in his chest trembled incessantly: "Brother Eagle, with my physique, if this peeping leopard round light technique is really as magical as you say, get it up, do you think there is still time to finish?" ”

The eldest Zhu Liang glanced at him, looked at me and said, "Old Third, you don't care about the beast of the fourth elder, the last time he bought a Barbie doll from the toy store, he played with it for a week, for this kind of inhuman, his time is not a reference!" ”

After some consultation, and finally we decided that the time was two hours, that is, one hundred and twenty leaves, I carefully counted one hundred and twenty willow leaves and put them in the basin.

The third step is to start the mantra, which can make the mantra take effect, there are only two situations, one is that there is a Taoist action, and the other is that there is still a yuanyang or yuanyin in the body, which is a virgin or a virgin in layman's terms. However, in this second case, if the spell can only be effective once, it will lead to the destruction of the body, and the Yuan Yang or Yuan Yin will be released.

It's a bit humiliating to say, I'm in my junior year of high school, and I'm still a virgin.

Fortunately, several other beasts did not notice this, and at this time they all stared at the basin of water, and the concentration of that look was just like watching the film.

I lifted the peach wood sword in my left hand, because the Five Buds, Seven Yao, and Thirty-Five Dao Techniques were Daoist techniques taught by the Taoist Sect, and the normal situation when casting spells was that the left hand held the magic weapon.

At the same time as the mantra is initiated, it is necessary to use the magic instrument to draw the trick, the so-called mantra in the Taoist art, just like a person giving a gift to the elders, bowing, and saying a congratulatory message such as longevity without boundaries.

I slowly recited the incantation of the Peeping Leopard Round Light Technique in my mouth: "Linghu Naya." Oh Doyeh, Erli, hurry like a law! At the same time, the peach wood sword in his hand slashed the heaven and earth three talents sword technique, and at his feet, he walked in the South Dou step according to the note pattern in the book.

Performing Daoist techniques is a combination of mantras, body skills, and footwork, and one of them is indispensable. There are many footwork used in Taoism: there are Yu Bu, Tiangang Bu, Di Xuan Bu, Nan Dou Bu, Beidou Bu...

The Big Dipper lord dies, the Nandou lord is born, and the voyeuristic leopard round light technique is performed, if it is used to see the dead things to take the Big Dipper step, to see the living things, they will take the South Dipper step.

The sixth step of the Southern Dipper, the first step is to step on the Tianfu Star: Si Ming; the second step is to step on the Celestial Phase Star: Si Lu; the third step is to step on the Heavenly Liang Star: extend life; the fourth step is to step on the same star: Yi Suan; the fifth step is to step on the Celestial Hub Star: Du'er; the sixth step is to step on the Heavenly Machine Star: Shangsheng.

After six steps, just stepped out of a spoon type, the water basin is just at the concave bend of the spoon shape, I flicked my finger, and threw the Meng Jiajia hair that the old fifth Yang Yu bribed the dinosaur sister Huang Lan into the basin.

The next step is the key final step, leaf-leaf imaging.

I stretched the peach wood sword out of the water, swiped it in the center, and then went to the left and right, according to the book, at this time, those willow leaves would be left on the peach wood sword, which would indicate the success of the Peeping Leopard Round Light Technique.

I was a little nervous, the speed of the peach wood sword was very slow for a minute, and then I closed my eyes and mentioned it, and I closed my eyes here because I thought it would definitely fail, because I had to get so many willow leaves in the basin, let alone use this bare peach wood sword, even if I grasped it by hand, I guess I couldn't do it.

"Oops!"

I heard five exclamations of different tones, and slowly opened my eyes, and suddenly my hands trembled with fright, as if I were holding a hot iron rod in my hand, and Threw the peach wood sword out.

Looking at the basin, the water is still fluctuating, but there are no willow leaves inside! It really all touched the peach wood sword!

I was completely stunned, and the other five beasts were excited, and the old fourth Jia Bing was surprised and couldn't wait to unzip his pants.

Willow leaves go, the water is flat, the apparition is born!

This is not scientific! Could it be that the deeds that Grandpa said about the eighteen fingers of my family throughout the ages were all true! I was shocked as if I had been struck by five thunderbolts.

The clear water in the basin gradually calmed down.

In the words of dog blood: next, it is a moment to witness a miracle! I saw a blurry image gradually appear in the basin!

Peeping Leopard Round Light Technique! At this moment, I knew that I was not alone in the face of such a strange thing, and my heart was slightly better.

The image continues to appear, and it's so clear.

We are so excited, the old sixth Wang Feng, who usually does not speak much, actually issued a wolf howl, which is also unexpected. The thought of going to unscrupulously walk into Meng Jiajia's bedtime life after eight o'clock was a full two hours! This is simply an extra-length film! We looked at each other with tears in our eyes.

"Oh shit!"

Then we let out a scream at the same time! What a ghost this is! Six people fell to the ground in fright at the same time! I saw that in the basin was a face covered with black mud and covered with a layer of cucumber slices.

Although it is so unrecognizable, we still easily recognize that it is the face of Huang Lan, the first dinosaur sister in our class!

I'll rub it! It turned out that the object we had just made was Huang Lan!

It seems that that hair is not Meng Jiajia's at all, it is her Huang Lan's...

I felt sick in my heart, but the book warned that once the willow leaves were put into the willow leaves to determine the time, the person who dripped blood must see the entire apparition, otherwise it would leave a residual shadow and appear over and over again in the dream.

Well, I opened the peeping leopard round light technique by myself, and I wanted to read it with tears.

The six people in the dormitory, just staring at the water basin, Huang Lan's fat face, the black mud and cucumber slices applied looked very disgusting.

Exactly two hours! We watched intently as Huang Lan applied the mask, picked the nose, spit, went to the toilet, grinned and grinned with yellow teeth...

When the image in the basin disappeared, six physically and mentally devastated beasts rushed to the washroom, no matter whose basin it was, they vomited wildly, and then looked at each other one by one.

It was a nightmare experience.

The six people in the dormitory, except for the next day, their eyes were red and swollen like two peaches, and the psychological damage caused was more permanent. Although the result is so tragic, for me, more excitement, even a little fear, this thing, is it real?

I thought carefully about the deeds that my grandfather had told me when I was a child about the eighteen fingers of my family.

The second generation of eighteen fingers, the character is silent, one morning, he helped people to see the feng shui fixed cemetery, passing a rice field, those farmers who were planting seedlings ridiculed him as a god stick, and cheating money, this eighteen fingers did not say anything, just silently walked to the edge of the paddy field to wash their hands, and when he left, two large grass fish suddenly appeared in the paddy field!

###第004章 Dead Materialization

In order to catch the big grass carp, the farmers chased in the paddy field, and all the seedlings that had been planted in half a day were trampled, until in the afternoon, the second generation of eighteen fingers returned from searching for treasure for people, and the farmers were still catching grass carp in a feverish way.

He went to the edge of the paddy field and crouched down, reached out and fished out a pair of straw shoes from it, and then left silently, when the farmers found that the two grass carp suddenly disappeared as they had begun to appear. And the hard work of the day was completely delayed, that is, the seedlings that began to be planted were destroyed.

One of the shrewd peasants, looking at the two wet straw shoes placed on the mound, understood in amazement: What had just happened was that the eighteen-fingered had turned those two straw shoes into grass carp, and taught them not to speak inferiorly.

I had heard my grandfather tell this story before, but I just thought it was very interesting, after seeing the fact of the peeping leopard round light technique, I spent two days with the old sixth Wang Feng to learn to use the "Kangxi Dictionary", combined with the various features in the story, and looked it up, and it was indeed recorded in the "Five Buds, Seven Yaos and Thirty-Five Dao Techniques".

Dead materialization and living techniques, dog-faced pigs, wooden cows and copper sheep, stone horse mud figurines, are all dead things, this technique can make straw weaving things, hydrate fish, land dog line.... Spell: Grass whistles, chirps, oh, hurry like a law!

The life of the third year of high school is to keep mock exams, mock exams, and mock exams... The atmosphere is quite depressing and tense, and during recess, a kind of relaxation thing is popular, that is, the bamboo festival people war.

Bamboo people, is to use thick lines to wear buttons and cut into small pieces of bamboo together, make the appearance of a villain, and then find a table with cracks in the table, put the bamboo people on the top of the gap, the thick line is worn under the tabletop, with a hand to tighten the thick line below, the bamboo people stand up, and then pull the thick line, you can control the two bamboo people to fight on the desktop.

This is a popular game when we were in elementary school.

Although Xingyi No. 1 Middle School is in the urban area, in order to reflect frugality, the school deliberately gives the senior class the old-fashioned desk that the desktop is cracked, and at the same time strictly prohibits students from carrying out various normal recreational activities.

After seeing the dead materialization and living technique, such a thought arose in my heart, I don't know what will happen to this bamboo knot person after performing the transformation technique? In recent days, "Minions Big Eyes" is being released, after the beautiful sister paper in the class went to see it, one by one they are very obsessed with the minions, I am particularly disdainful, if this bamboo knot person can move, it must be very cute.

Banhua Meng Jiajia's mobile phone case in recent times is a minion, obviously she is very interested in this, I decided to try this dead objectification in front of her, think about it, a so cute bamboo knot person in front of Meng Jiajia, move on her own, she must not be excited to die.

However, to perform Daoist techniques, either they have Daoist deeds, or they have Yuanyang or Yuanyin in their bodies, my Yuanyang last time I used the Peeping Leopard Round Light Technique, I have broken my body and leaked, Daoxing I don't know what it is, of course, these are not the main ones, the most difficult thing should be that I did not have the opportunity to show the bamboo knot people in front of Meng Jiajia!

When I was at a loss, in order to make up for his last mistake, the old fifth Yang Yu came forward to formally invite Meng Jiajia's dormitory and our dormitory to the playground to relax.

This is god help me!

On Friday afternoon, after school, the people in the two dormitories each went back to the dormitory to prepare for some preparations and agreed to meet at the school gate.

Six beasts of all kinds of excitement, all kinds of conspiracies and tricks decided to end the single tonight, a set of plans to take out and be denied, and finally implement a consensus: in the playground, you can drag out as late as the time, when the school door is closed and you are not allowed to enter, you can naturally go out to open the room, and then Barabala... Barabala...

We rushed to the school gate with excitement, and even made a simple one-on-one distribution, not wanting Meng Jiajia's dormitory to come to three people: Meng Jiajia, Lu Xue, and... And Yellow Orchid!

Of course, while we were disappointed, our eyes immediately converged on Meng Jiajia's body.

Meng Jiajia wore a tight sweater with a white background on her upper body, which was very thin and off-the-shoulder. Her shoulders were very sexy, and the two peaks under her collarbone were steep and quite striking.

Underneath her was a gray-brown leather ultra-short hot pants, embellished with a few metal chains, and the well-informed old six leaned over to my ear and said: It looks a bit SM.

I swallowed, she was wearing black stockings and a pair of leather boots on her feet, and the most exaggerated thing was that when the three of them were laughing, I saw Meng Jiajia occasionally bend over, and her hips were upturned, revealing the red T-shaped inside of the thin rope!

Because of the attention to Meng Jiajia, we all ignored the other two female classmates, of course, for Huang Lan, the animals in the dormitory were completely like beasts hiding from the flood.

As for Lu Xue, I was completely unimpressed.

Along the way, the elder Zhu Liang, the old second Hu Li'ou, the old fourth Jia Bing, the old sixth Wang Feng all surrounded Meng Jiajia, accompanied by her all kinds of conversation and laughter, I failed to squeeze in, I fell behind a echelon, found that the old fifth Yang Yu was being dragged by the dinosaur sister Huang Lan at the end of the chat, looking at Yang Yu's pair of pitiful eyes for help, I quickly retreated to the side, for fear of being hurt by the pond fish.

"Oops!" Feeling that I had hit something, I instinctively reached out and grabbed the thing that was about to fall, so I grabbed a soft hand, and looked back to see that it was Lu Xue, who had been neglected.

Lu Xue and I have been in the same class for more than two years, and I have the impression that she has good grades, doesn't talk much, wears a pair of glasses with a very old style, and the characteristics are, oh, she is the only person in our class who wears steel braces with corrected teeth.

"Oh, I'm sorry." I pulled her to stand firmly with apologies, but what I thought in my head was: How to find an opportunity to show the bamboo syllable people I specially brought in front of Meng Jiajia.

"Well, thank you." Lu Xue's pale face glowed reddish.

Next, on the way to the playground, I had a ride to chat with her, and my eyes were enviously staring at the boss and they surrounded Meng Jiajia with all kinds of flattery.

Xingyi's playground, in addition to the common Ferris wheels, bumper cars, pirate ships, etc., also set aside a part of the area for night market barbecue, a bit unusual, because it also leads to the operation of the time will be very late.

When we arrived at the playground, it was already more than nine o'clock in the evening, but it was still very lively inside, crowded with people, screaming from tourists, and crying from children, filling the diffuse smell of barbecue.

In order to logically implement our delaying time plan, we did not let go of a ride, playing one by one, and what bothered me more was that No matter what Lu Xue played, he followed me closely, so that I did not squeeze into the ranks of Meng Jiajia at all.

When I was playing, there was a time when I almost talked to Meng Jiajia, which was a stall where I pitched a ball into a bucket to win dolls.

The boss is a forty-year-old uncle out of town, a messy hair, looks very sloppy, holding a wine gourd in his arms from time to time to drink a pass, and then the wine smells of people shouted: "Ten dollars and five balls, thrown into the barrel two have prizes, three small dolls, four medium dolls, cast five, the biggest doll as you choose!" Only one purchase per person! ”

Although this boss is sloppy, the three barrels he put out are very large, the yellow line and the bucket interval are only two or three meters, and the ball is only the size of a fist, which looks very easy to shoot, so there are many people who buy the ball, and the business is quite good.

But I don't know why, after watching for half a day, everyone can shoot two balls and get a talisman-like trinket, and very few have invested more than three.

We waited for half a day, and also paid money to buy five balls per person to shoot, and the old fourth Jia Bing was full of confidence to meng Jiajia: "I am a well-known slam dunk master of the school basketball team, and it is me who is known as a three-point line dunk 100% and Sakuragi Hanachi possessed!" Watch me five balls into the barrel, Meng Jiajia you choose a large doll to take away! ”

"Boom! boom! boom! boom! boom! Five sounds, two balls into the bucket, three balls jumped out, as if the seemingly empty bucket, filled with things can only put two balls, the fourth is very embarrassed, causing a burst of laughter, he is not convinced and then took out ten dollars to buy the ball, the drunken boss threw him a talisman gift: "Each person can only buy once!" ”

Next, the boss and the others threw one by one, all of them invested in two, it was simply evil, so big bucket, such a small ball, and everyone was two, without exception, they could only get the talisman comfort award that didn't look good.

When I paid the boss, I found that he looked at my two fingers with finger holsters and was stunned, and he muttered something in a very low voice, and did not hear clearly.

When I pitched, Meng Jiajia and they had all played, so they were not very interested, the boss was even more coaxed, to go to the pirate ship, in order to hurry, I panicked and threw out the five balls in my hand at the same time.

"Boom!" Five balls, only one sound, all into the barrel!

The onlookers all exclaimed, but a few of the beasts in the dormitory, obviously not very interested, had already gone in the direction of the pirate ship. After the boss congratulated me, he asked me to choose a large doll, because Meng Jiajia had left, I had no interest in the doll, and found that only Lu Xue was still waiting for me next to me, so he said to her casually: "Doll for you, you go to pick a favorite." ”

"Really!" Lü Xue was very happy, grinning and revealing his teeth full of steel braces, smiling and groaning step by step to pick the doll, at this time he saw several people buying balls, all imitating my method, throwing five balls at the same time, but the result was still only two balls into the barrel, I did not care, and immediately rushed in the direction of the pirate ship.

It was too late, the step was late, and I was delayed by the pitching just now, no matter what game project I played next, I was behind Meng Jiajia and the group of animals in the dormitory, and I could only play with Lu Xue, who was holding a large doll.

The doll that Lu Xue picked was a long-legged rabbit that was about the same height as me, and when she held the doll in the game project, all kinds of obstacles, and I had to constantly take care of her, which was really annoying.

It was not easy to sit on the Ferris wheel, I once again took advantage of the opportunity, Xingyi's Ferris wheel hanging box into the form of family fun, each hanging box can sit six people, the boss of their stone scissors cloth, determined that the second brother Hu Liou and Meng Jiajia sat in a hanging box, and the three girls did not want to separate, I and the old five Yang Yu were acquiesced to the two of them also a hanging box.

What a situation! Old Fifth and Dinosaur Sister, even if it is, the other animals in the dormitory are obviously in order to reduce competitors, and even directly belong to me with Lu Xue.

I couldn't afford to complain about the "insidiousness" of the other guys, and I thought about how to use the bamboo knot people to perform the dead materialization technique.

As long as you find out from these six people that one Yuanyang or Yuanyin is still there, you can make that Technique take effect, and I am not sure about the others, but the goddess Meng Jiajia and dinosaur Huanglan in my heart are definitely virgins, and the Yuanyin must still be there. Don't ask the brother why, a person like Meng Jiajia, who is at the level of a class flower, is completely impossible to be taken down by a boy in the heart of the brother, of course, except for me.

Why is Huang Lan, obviously, the whole body is thick, the chest is deformed like no aesthetic fat, the throat knot, and even the beard, the most terrible thing is her face, at any time it looks like a state of being swollen, can you go down?

On the Ferris wheel, three men and three women sat on opposite sides, the second brother Hu Li'ou was a little cold, the fifth was destroyed by Huang Lan, and his expression was full of fear, so I broke the deadlock: "Come, show you something fun." ”

When I said this, I stared at Meng Jiajia, she smiled and looked at me, in such a short moment, my head exploded: what Titanic, I put my arms around Meng Jiajia standing on the bow of the ship posing Jack, Ruth's shape, what also Zhu Gege, I and Meng Jiajia rode a horse galloping You are the wind I am sand, what class female classmates .avi me and Meng Jiajia ... What a ghost the last one!

I patted my head to wake up, only to find that the other five people in the hanging compartment were all staring at me like idiots and drooling at the corners of their mouths.

"Oh... This, all right..." I was a little embarrassed, and hurriedly pulled out of my pocket the bamboo man who had been carefully prepared to be dressed.

In order to please Meng Jiajia, I deliberately found some paint, painted the bamboo knot person in the yellow and blue color of the minion, and installed a grinning face painted with a beer lid.

"That's it..." Meng Jiajia was obviously a little disappointed, and so were the others, only Lu Xue smiled and praised: "It looks quite interesting." ”

I immediately explained: "This is a bamboo minion, and you can let it move without a tie." ”

"Oh! Don't have to pull the strings to move! All five people were suddenly interested.

Seeing the surprised look on Meng Jiajia's pretty face, how tempting it was, I immediately put the things I had prepared on the small table in the middle of the carriage.

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