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The king of bad films, well deserved! Do you dare to call it R-rated?

author:Ah sharp

Rapid pig slaughter

Operation Pig Rescue

pig

Directed By: Michael Sanowski

Writers: Vanessa Block / Michael Sanowski

Starring: Nicolas Cage / Alex Wolfe / Cassandra Violet / Julia Bray / Elijah Angervalry / Beth Harper / Brian Sutherland / David Schaunessy / Gretchen Corbett / Sean G. Tarjoto / Darius Pierce / Kevin Michael Moore / Tom Walton / Davis King / Nina Belforte / David Nair / Adam Akin / Dana Milliken / Dalena Young / Bill Saffield / Daniel Vasic

The king of bad films, well deserved! Do you dare to call it R-rated?

What did the audience think of when they heard "Fast Pig Killing"? Anyway, although I have doubts about the word "pig", I still feel adrenaline rushing when I hear the "Speed" series, and the cold killer repeatedly appears in my mind, slaughtering the high-burning scenes for his own dog blood. Keanu Reeves's cold, ruthless poker face had begun to circle in his head.

The king of bad films, well deserved! Do you dare to call it R-rated?

Look at the star of this film, Nicholas Cage? Emmmm...... The King of Bad Movies? Box office poison? However, it is not without good films, is it not necessary to rely on this "fast" film to fight a turnaround battle?

Look at the genre label again, plot/thriller, eh? Thriller? also...... All right.

When I finished watching this film in its entirety! Divine horse stuff? How can it be called "speed"? Is this still scary? Is this still R-rated? When I opened Douban again, I found that it had been renamed "Pig Rescue Action"!

The king of bad films, well deserved! Do you dare to call it R-rated?
The king of bad films, well deserved! Do you dare to call it R-rated?

Not to mention how misleading and suspicious the translation of the title is, is the name "Pig Rescue Operation" serious? (Oh, it's changed to Pigs)

The translation of the name is terrible, the movie does not back the pot, but! It's a bit outrageous that you can't stand up the movie, right?

To the audience to do a little science, the Coppola family is a well-known artistic family in the United States, Carman Coppola is a famous composer, Francis Coppola is a well-known director, filmed "The Godfather", "General Patton", "Apocalypse Now" and other amazing masterpieces, Nicolas Cage is his nephew!

The king of bad films, well deserved! Do you dare to call it R-rated?

Looking at Cage's star road record, he entered the film industry in 1982, and in 1992, he starred in the film "My Heart Is Wild" and won the Palme d'Or at the 43rd Cannes Film Festival.

In 1996, he won the Academy Award for Best Actor that year for "Leaving Las Vegas".

Then "Change of Face", "Prison in the Air", "National Treasure" and other classic action movies. In 2007, he became the box office champion of the year with two films he starred in, Soul Chariot and National Treasure 2.

The king of bad films, well deserved! Do you dare to call it R-rated?

afterwards! "Bangkok Killer", "Furious Flying Car", "Walking with the Devil", "Soul Chariot 2", "Deadly Layout", "Witch Season" Barabala, very few works are on 6 points (, Douban, imbd are all!). This is still a relatively high score, almost all other works are hovering around 4 points, the larger the investment, the more fierce the flutter.

Back to this "Pig", this movie is not a cool film, although it hangs the translation name of "Speed", but opening 1.5 times the speed will feel a little slow, seriously doubt whether it is due to the weak plot, the director deliberately delayed the rhythm of the camera.

Cage plays a black truffle searcher named Robin in the film, who lives alone in the deep mountains and old forests, accompanied by only a pig. U1S1, this piece of scenery is pin-and-needle without poking.

The king of bad films, well deserved! Do you dare to call it R-rated?

His pigs are clever and clever enough to help him find valuable black truffles in the forest.

The king of bad films, well deserved! Do you dare to call it R-rated?

To reward the pigs, Robin often feeds it black! pine! dew!

Boy! This pig grew up eating black truffles. Trenches are inhuman!!

Every week, a businessman would regularly come to Robin's cabin to buy black truffles, full of a whole box, and the bearded brother would be surprised to see it.

The king of bad films, well deserved! Do you dare to call it R-rated?

But! Robin never asked for money, he wanted some necessities, flour, cans and so on!

The king of bad films, well deserved! Do you dare to call it R-rated?

My goodness! The bearded brother is ecstatic! And this good thing? White to give!

Curious, I checked on the Internet, on a treasure, the chilled black truffle is about 300 yuan a pound, the size is half of the film.

OK! Fine! It was me who was pedantic, Uncle Robin was not an ordinary person and was not interested in money! (Sabine face)

The king of bad films, well deserved! Do you dare to call it R-rated?

In the middle of the night, someone forcibly snatched Uncle Robin's pig. Also, there was nothing in that cabin, nothing to grab except pigs.

The king of bad films, well deserved! Do you dare to call it R-rated?

After that, Uncle Robin embarked on a long "pig hunting road", he first contacted the bearded brother and drove himself to the city. He visited the dealer in the underground boxing ring and the chef of a restaurant with a hot business.

When he said his full name, everyone was in awe of him, and it seemed that there was a story, like a posture of a gangster who retreated to the countryside after washing his hands.

The king of bad films, well deserved! Do you dare to call it R-rated?

The underground boxing ring was once a luxury restaurant, and later demolished and built a square, but the underground entertainment boxing ring did not disappear, but operated in seclusion.

The king of bad films, well deserved! Do you dare to call it R-rated?

The boxing ring is actually a place where rich people vent. Poor people with their hands behind their backs, let the rich beat up for a minute, some people pay for fun, some people are beaten to earn money. Robin came here and everyone seemed proud to be able to beat him.

The king of bad films, well deserved! Do you dare to call it R-rated?

After a violent beating, Robin did not ask for money, but told the dealer to steal the information of the pig.

The king of bad films, well deserved! Do you dare to call it R-rated?

After that, they went to the restaurant, where the bearded brother's parents once enjoyed a wonderful dinner, which was one of the few warm moments for the family. After that, his mother attempted suicide and became a vegetative person, and his father was preoccupied with his career and said little to his brother.

Robin called the chef, and the chef recognized that he was the legendary chef who had once been famous in the city, and he was particularly excited and transformed into a little fan. And the chef used to be Robin's assistant.

The king of bad films, well deserved! Do you dare to call it R-rated?

Then Robin started the big workplace PUA!

The king of bad films, well deserved! Do you dare to call it R-rated?

Well? People restaurant open well, customers are not dissatisfied, critics are not dissatisfied, you a "mountain pifu" rely on the old to sell the old and deny all the efforts of people? The most amazing thing was that the chef didn't have the slightest suspicion, and with a glass of wine, he told Robin who stole the pig.

The king of bad films, well deserved! Do you dare to call it R-rated?

Wait, what does the two have to do with each other?

Robin learns that it was the mustachioed father who had the pig steal! Furious, he threw his anger on the mustache, then grabbed a bicycle and went to the mustache father's house...

Me: Huh this? That one? what? It is...... This one? What is it? What is this all about? This is?

The king of bad films, well deserved! Do you dare to call it R-rated?

I don't think this film is in the middle (forgive me for the Henan dialect in my head)

The king of bad films, well deserved! Do you dare to call it R-rated?

First of all, why steal pigs? Because this pig from snack black truffles? So to make braised pork? Bearded Dad said that he had his eye on Robin early in the morning, so he sent someone to snatch the pig and was willing to give Robin $25,000.

The king of bad films, well deserved! Do you dare to call it R-rated?

With this money, I raised one head from a young age, and it is enough to feed black truffles every day!

Secondly, the whole film reveals that Robin is a big guy, but there is no other relevant information except that he is a once-famous chef. No example argument, just give a conclusion, your paper is not qualified! Zhai Tianlin didn't dare to do this.

In the second half of the pig hunting trip, Robin and Moustache met several former Robin's men, and everyone was grateful to hear his name, but what happened, without explanation, this big guy was difficult to stand.

His bond with the pig is also not shown, that is, feeding food, whirring and plucking hair, robin's emotional sustenance on the pig is not shown enough.

The king of bad films, well deserved! Do you dare to call it R-rated?

At the end of the film, when Robin returns to his cabin alone, the long peeping footage plus the soundtrack, there are 0.00001 seconds, I really want to cry, but the feeling is that the director pressed the audience's head and shouted: Cry to Lao Tzu! It's time for you to cry!

The king of bad films, well deserved! Do you dare to call it R-rated?
The king of bad films, well deserved! Do you dare to call it R-rated?

Moreover, in the process of Robin and The Mustache's interaction, Robin's most frequent line tells a disaster story of an earthquake, nonsense, and even stunned the mustache, and decided to help him go to his father together.

The king of bad films, well deserved! Do you dare to call it R-rated?

Either I am shallow or too esoteric, in short, the story has nothing to do with the movie, the theme, the plot, and the dime!

The king of bad films, well deserved! Do you dare to call it R-rated?

Robin picking truffles the audience can see that the truffle is placed on the ground, and then when the knife is cut, it has been picked up, and the knife is also used to draw a circle on the ground, and for a while I don't know whether to praise Cage's good acting skills or poor acting skills.

The king of bad films, well deserved! Do you dare to call it R-rated?

At the end of the film, in order to get his father to return the pig, Robin and Brother Beard made him a meal. Not to mention the scene when cooking, the scene of the two eyebrows going around, the beautiful picture, and the romantic soundtrack, which makes people feel that something is wrong.

Robin has never changed his clothes or taken a bath from beginning to end, his face is full of blood, his face is unkempt, and he is not afraid of hair and blood falling into the meal?

The king of bad films, well deserved! Do you dare to call it R-rated?

Oh yes, as a chef, there is no kitchen utensils in the life of the wooden house, and the stir-fry is all with a knife handle! It's too much of a deal! Let's not say that there is no respect for food, and a good cook will be awkward with tools that do not take advantage of his hands, right?

The king of bad films, well deserved! Do you dare to call it R-rated?

If it wasn't for the translated name dragging down this movie to look good? I am afraid that it is also negative, and the problem of logical rhythm has been said. As for Cage's acting skills, because you only need to keep your face expressionless, thick hair and beard almost cover all the faces, and the character setting is indifferent, and facial paralysis really does not need any acting skills.

But pigs are still very cute.

The king of bad films, well deserved! Do you dare to call it R-rated?

The king of bad films, worthy of you! Hum!