Put the humorous sentences of "laughing and making a fortune" in your circle of friends, and see how many you endure

1

Others are angry and don't eat, but you are angry and eat two bowls of rice.

2

My secret to staying young: lying about age.

3

I finally got used to my looks, got a haircut, and changed to an ugly method.

4

My advantage is that I know my mistakes and can correct them. My downside is that I never felt like I was wrong.

5

The weather is hot, and friends who want to play in the water can come to my house to wash dishes.

6

My dad drives a Lamborghini, my mom drives a Ferrari, and I'm kidding.

7

I have an early heart, but my body doesn't agree.

8

I like to stay up late so much, I feel like I was a street lamp in my last life.