Oh my god, the Olympics are getting more and more interesting! Pan Zhanle, the little fresh meat of our Chinese team, really played a new trick this time. Originally, he came to swim, but he didn't want to become an "international relations expert", this operation is even more exciting than his butterfly stroke!
Pan Zhanle, this kid, is really a talent! Swim fast in the pool and play even more outside the pool. Team United States does not shake hands with him? Never mind! He directly came to a "cute complaint" and moved the matter to TikTok. This trick is really amazing! It's like when we complained when we were kids, "Teacher, they don't play with me!" As a result, the whole network is frying!
You see, when this foreigner hears the word "racial discrimination", it is called a panic! The United States team immediately instigated and lined up to ask for a hug. This scene is even more intense than the Spring Festival ticket grabbing! The Australian team and the European team are not far behind, for fear that they will have to bear the black pot of "racial discrimination" if they come one step late. It's good now, Pan Zhanle has become a "fragrant glutton", and the podium is about to collapse!
Seriously, I can't help but want to laugh when I see this scene. Isn't this the same as when we play mahjong, someone touches the "Dongfeng" card, and everyone else is vying for it? It's just that this time the "Dongfeng" card is Pan Zhanle's embrace, and it's free! These foreign players are usually cold on the field, but now for the sake of political correctness, they have all become "hugging bears". This contrast is even greater than the weight difference before and after my weight loss!
But then again, Pan Zhanle's trick is really high! You see, he quietly kicked the ball into the opponent's field. Team United States does not shake hands? Okay, then I'll "sue". Are you afraid of racist hats? Then come and hug it! This operation is even more exciting than our play of script killing. Pan Zhanle: This is playing a live-action version of the "Diplomatic Simulator"!
And if you found out, the other members of our Chinese team have already slipped away. Pan Zhanle is left alone to "enjoy" the "love" of players from all over the world. This kid probably felt happy in his heart, thinking: "The benefits of this Olympic Games are too good, not only do you have gold medals, but you can also hug so many handsome foreign guys and beauties for free!" ＂
Truth be told, this is a vivid lesson in diplomacy. You see, a small gesture can trigger such a big reaction. Isn't it just like in our lives? Sometimes an unintentional word can lead to a "world war". Therefore, you still have to be more mindful to be a man, and you have to weigh what you say and do.
But then again, Pan Zhanle's trick also taught us a lesson. When encountering something unfair, instead of sulking, it is better to think of an ingenious way to solve it. Just like him, he not only solved the problem, but also gained a large wave of "international friendship". This wave of operations is even more clever than our old king's resolution of neighborhood disputes!
Actually, I just want to say: Pan Zhanle, Pan Zhanle, you are really a talent! I originally came to participate in the Olympics, but I didn't expect to become an "international relations expert" by the way. This wave of operations has given our Chinese captain face! But next time, don't collapse the podium, it's really international news!
Eh, speaking of which, do you think Pan Zhanle's trick is clever? If it were you, how would you handle this situation? Let's talk about it, and maybe we can summarize a set of "Olympic Diplomacy Guidelines"!