The humor of the Northeast people is famous, and one sentence can make you laugh until your stomach hurts.
I remember when I was in junior high school, my family bought a rice cooker, and I wanted to eat a delicious meal, but this pot was not angry, and the cooked rice could make people have a toothache. I took it for change in a huff, but I didn't expect that this time it would make a big joke.
When I arrived at the store, the waiter checked the rice cooker and suddenly asked me, "Why is there water in here?" When I heard this, I muttered in my heart, I don't put water when cooking, so what do I put it? I had an idea and replied, "I cook without water, popcorn?" This time, the waiter was also amused by me.
Video of the incident (from Entertainment Treasure Porridge)
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Netizens ridiculed, "Let's have a humorous little brother in the Northeast to chat and beg", "Let's have a Northeast object, I haven't had fun in life recently", "I said eight hundred times that I want a friend from the Northeast first", "I want to be friends with Northeast people, I lack such friends", "You really don't understand the romance of Northeast people"......
I was very thin, less than 80 pounds, my mother said I was a big-headed dragonfly, and my father said I had a potato stuck in a bamboo pole
I don't call it a yin and yang weird horn, I'm too good at talking, and I feel like if there is a Northeast person around me who can be happy all day long
I didn't dare to use the pronunciation with the northerners, and I said that the sky has eyes, and I was laughed at for a long time
Is there anyone who wants friends in the Northeast, Gaga can chat, and the emotional value will also be full for you.
Who wants to learn Northeast dialect? Gaga pure authentic Northeast people teach you
I also want to be the king of stalks, and I envy that I come when I open my mouth, and I have to secretly watch stalks every day, and I can't remember them when I see them
My hometown is in the Northeast, and as a result, my grandmother sent me to Shandong, and you said that this matter is complete, and I want to meet a few more friends in the Northeast, and I nag about it
I really want to make a friend from the Northeast!! I feel like the Northeast accent is so fun!
Yesterday, there were two people arguing on the street, one of the men, holding a Wang Ba in his hand, scolded halfway, holding Wang Ba and opening his mouth to say, don't horn, quickly recognize your ancestors and return to your ancestors!
I really want to get to know a Tohoku!! I answered the school's admissions call yesterday, I said that this major is good, I am studying this major, Jilin brother said, how big is it? I said I was a freshman. He hesitated for a moment and said, then you are a chicken, and you are happy to kill me
The Northeast people and my partner were eating here, and there was a dish made of plum cabbage and meat, which was fishy and greasy, and I said that if this pig knew that it was made of this taste, he would have to find a chef to talk about it in the middle of the night, and then the whole table would not speak, and they would all be happy there
Not only are Northeast people stalked, but when you chat with Northeast people, you can't say a stalk for some reason, and you really can't say a word of stalk when you don't chat with Northeast people
is married to a Northeasterner, and he is indeed so amused that he can't stop laughing every day, but when he hurts people, the mouth is also like a set of small words that have been quenched with poison
Not all Northeast people can speak Northeast dialect, if you want to talk about Northeast dialect well, it has to be Liaoning, and not everyone speaks so humorously, it is really different, especially now many young people in Northeast China do not speak Northeast dialect very much, only occasionally say a few words, but we can all understand Northeast dialect, but rarely speak, usually speak Mandarin
Help me laugh to death, I really want to talk about the Northeast, designated as fun, every day is a comedy
A colleague from the Northeast has a brain ache that I can't get enough of every day
I wonder if the Northeast and Tianjin people have been together for a long time, whose accent will be crooked
I used to have a colleague from Northeast China, I couldn't talk to him during working hours, I wanted to laugh when I talked, and then I laughed when I talked to each other, and the boss asked us what was so funny
We chatted and laughed very intensively, but maybe southern friends sometimes can't understand it, and they can't get it hahahaha