(i)
He lay on the kang and listened to the autumn rain outside the window. Kang is a little cool, cool as if the autumn rain hits directly on the back. He got up and got off the kang and took out from the broken cabinet the thick quilt and thick mattress that his mother had prepared for him before he died.
He put the thick mattress on the old mattress on the kang, and before he could shake off the thick quilt, the cat lay down on the high mattress of the mat with his head down along the edge of the kang, making him feel a little comfortable.
He lifted his feet, trying to shake open the thick quilt on the edge of the kang. Only then did he realize that there was some mud on his feet. He knew that this set of luggage was used by his mother for his daughter-in-law, so he turned over and found a face towel. The towel was dry and hard, and he poured it through with cool water, twisted it half dry, sat on the edge of the kang, and carefully wiped his feet with the towel.
As he lay down again and shook off the quilt with his feet, he saw his mother's dense stitches. A wave of acid struck his heart, and the sound of autumn rain dripped, and he felt upset and covered his head with a quilt.
In the quilt, his mother's face appeared in front of him. He saw a hint of resentment in his mother's wrinkled face. In the haze, he seemed to hear his mother's sigh: "Tiger Tiger, this set of luggage is prepared by the mother for you to marry your daughter-in-law, why don't you please your daughter-in-law when you are thirty years old?" ”
"Mother, I also want to marry my daughter-in-law." I looked at Yingying, who had a big ass in the village, and asked the matchmaker to propose to me, but people thought that I had no father and no mother, and there were three old houses in the family, and they couldn't look at me. The matchmaker was also kind enough to reintroduce me to a woman from a foreign village, who although she looked handsome, was a fool, and I didn't want to marry her. He murmured.
His mother's face was gone, and he remembered Ying Ying. Although Ying Ying looks not handsome, but walking up, the two ass eggs are round. He had heard his mother say that a woman with a big crotch and a big ass was a good material for giving birth to a baby, so he inexplicably liked Yingying.
In the confusion, he saw Yingying walking towards him, her eyes were smiling, and there seemed to be countless secrets buried under her thick eyelids. He pursed his lips and said Yingying, you know, I've liked you for a long time, are you willing to marry me? Yingying had a red cloud on his face, saying that I like you too, and he was excited in his heart and hugged Yingying.
Dripping and clicking, the sound of autumn rain remembered again, and he hated the sound of this rain that shocked him and Yingying. As soon as he opened his eyes, Ying Ying was gone.
He felt hot and dry, and hurriedly stepped on the thick quilt on his body. The feeling of coolness once again swept through the body. Although there was Yingying in the dream, he did not want to dream anymore, he opened the semiconductor that his father liked before he died, and the popular mezzo-soprano voice came from it: "You said that you loved someone you should not love, and your heart was full of scars... I know that sadness is always inevitable, so why do you have a deep affection..."
(ii)
After the autumn harvest, he bought a box of cigarettes and a pound of fruit candy, and went with the matchmaker to a neighboring village to propose to him.
As soon as he entered the house, a pungent smell of orchid smoke tickled his throat. He was a little nervous in his heart, and he couldn't help but cough involuntarily.
Orchid smoke came out of the mouth of a sixty-year-old man. The man looked him up and down a few times and beckoned him to go to kang. He accompanied the smiling face, handed him the cigarette he bought, and the man took it casually and said: "My girlfriend's situation matchmaker told you, she has a bad brain, I don't want a bride price to be your daughter-in-law, as long as you treat her well." ”
He nodded, and the man shouted outward, "Mother, come into the house." ”
The door rang, and there were more mothers and sons in the house. He looked up at the young girl carefully, the girl's hairy eyes, her skin was white and red, and her lips were upturned like a crooked crescent, but there was a bit of a silly atmosphere between her eyebrows. The girl smirked at him, her eyes a little surprised. Suddenly, she found the fruit candy on the kang and shouted, "Mother, I want to eat sugar." ”
The matchmaker awkwardly handed her a handful of candy and said to him, "This girl is stupid, she will still cook home-cooked meals, and if you marry her, there will be a hot kangtou in the house." ”
The girl smiled at him with sugar, and a warm current flowed in his heart, saying: "I am willing to marry her, but I don't have a few money on hand, the wedding is not done, I use the money to buy her new clothes and buy some wedding supplies." ”
The girl's mother nodded and said, "The National Day is coming, so let's get married on national day." ”
(3) The family affair is decided, and he thinks that it is a big thing for a person to marry a daughter-in-law for a lifetime, and he can never be sloppy.
He swept the house and the outside of the house clean. While sitting in the courtyard, he caught a glimpse of his low courtyard wall, so he asked his good friend to tie a pillar to help him pull bricks to the high wall.
Three layers of bricks were added, and the pillar said, "The tiger wall head is high enough." He shook his head and said, "Two more layers." ”
The pillar smiled and asked him: "Dare to marry a daughter-in-law for fear that others will pick your house?" ”
He punched the pillar and said, "I married a beautiful wife, and others are not afraid, they are afraid of your little boy." ”
The pillar shouted, "You finally have a family, do you want to hold a few tables?" ”
He said, "No, save the money to buy some good clothes for your daughter-in-law." ”
The next day, he rode his broken bicycle into town to buy new red clothes for his daughter-in-law, who had not yet passed through the door. After buying his clothes, he pushed the car and searched along the street to buy a red comedy washbasin.
At this time, a disheveled woman led three small children to meet her, the woman was naked, her breasts were drooping, attracting the watch of pedestrians on the road. When the woman saw him looking at her, she clapped her hands and smiled: "Daddy, my children are hungry, can you give me something to eat?" ”
The crowd laughed, he was busy riding on the car, the woman saw that he was going to escape, rushed forward to stop him, he threw off the woman, jumped on the car, and ran away. Only to hear the woman shouting daddy.
"Neuropathy." He couldn't help but think of the eyes of the three children behind the woman, how similar the look between the sleeping god and his stupid daughter-in-law's eyes. He was shocked in his heart, remembering a sentence that his mother had said when she was alive, "Mother is stupid." After a moment's hesitation, he walked into a private clinic and bought condoms.
(iv)
The afternoon before the National Day, he wiped his old bicycle to the light. He found a cotton mat and placed it in the back seat of his bicycle.
Early the next morning, he got on his bike and set off. He thought about marrying his daughter-in-law and returning to the village, when the people in the village were eating breakfast.
It's just that I'm afraid of what I'm afraid of. When he carried his bride dressed in red into the village, he met his wife on a leash. The bride clapped her hands and shouted for him to like candy, but he didn't get out of the car, accelerated the speed of the car, and threw down a sentence: "Auntie, I will send you happy candy later." ”
The beautiful bride swung past the bride, who often told people that Tiger Tiger had married a beautiful daughter-in-law.
The new daughter-in-law married into the door and boiled noodles for him at noon and laid eggs. There was more salt in the soup, and he chewed on the salty noodles, thinking that cooking might be just about ripening the raw ones.
At night, when he went to bed, he laid on the thick mattress prepared by his mother the new sheets he had just bought, and the thick quilt covered the new cover, and then he helped the bride undress.
The bride, who had asked countless questions throughout the day, was surprisingly quiet at this time. She snuggled up in his arms like a kitten, and his heart was tender, kissing her deeply, breathing heavier and thicker. As he stripped off her last piece of clothing, he took the pregnancy kit from under his pillow.
(5) The leaves are yellow and green again. Since his marriage, he has rarely taken his daughter-in-law out of the house. When he was busy in the field, he took advantage of the door to tell the foolish daughter-in-law what to cook at noon, and then locked the door back.
The pillar made a few fusses and said that he wanted to see his new wife, and he always prevaricated for various reasons. When the pillar saw him, he felt strange in his heart, but he was also embarrassed to ask again.
When the farm work is busy, the villagers always like to get together and pull home. Sometimes he would pass by the crowd, and there would always be a great uncle and a grandmother who said, "Tiger Tiger, bring your beautiful daughter-in-law to let us see." ”
He always said with a big grin, "My daughter-in-law doesn't like to be lively." ”
The days were uneventful, but they were also calm. Time was a pig-killing knife that carved one wrinkle after another on his face.
One day, the stupid wife made noodles. The noodle soup has changed because the soy sauce is poured more, and the color of the noodles has changed, and there is no taste of noodles in the mouth. He yelled at his stupid wife, "The hair made of noodles is also white, you don't know how to do it?" Besides, if you eat noodles every day, you can also steam some steamed buns."
The stupid wife hugged her head in fright and cried, and he didn't bother to coax her, jumped off the ground, and rode his newly purchased motorcycle straight to the hotel in the city.
(6)
At the city restaurant, he asked for a plate of home-cooked cold dishes with shredded fish and meat, and ate it with two small glasses of wine.
There was a pleasant music on the adjacent table, and along with the sound he saw a man take a rectangular object from the small gate around his waist, and the man pressed the thing with his finger, and there was a voice of someone talking inside.
He stared curiously at the man's hand, and when the man had finished, he asked, "Brother, what is this thing?" ”
The man smiled slightly and said, "This is a motorola mobile phone that has just become popular on the market, and it is a tool that can also chat thousands of miles away." ”
The man stared at him with a little disdain when he spoke, and he was inexplicably annoyed in his heart: "Isn't it just a mobile phone, Lao Tzu will go to buy one after eating." ”
After drinking and eating, he asked the restaurant owner where to sell mobile phones. The owner of the restaurant told him that at present, the only shop selling mobile phones in the city is seongnam.
He rode straight to the cell phone shop. The young and beautiful female clerk had a professional smile on her face. When he snapped a black Motorola phone, the waitress not only patiently taught him how to use it, but also contacted him to buy a cell phone number. (vii) When the pillar saw the mobile phone around his waist, his face was full of envy. He simply handed the phone to the leash and let him see enough.
The pillar licked his lips and said, "What good things have made you enjoy, you have not lived a wronged life in this life, but..."
The pillar wanted to stop talking, a bad smile, he asked busily, "But what, you boy talk faster." ”
The pillar saw that he was anxious and looked up to see if anyone around him was listening to them. Seeing no one, he mysteriously said: "I heard that there is a new hair washing room in the city, and there are young and beautiful ladies in it, and you can choose a girl to shoot at will as long as you pay a hundred yuan." ”
"Cannons?" He looked confused, giggled, and stabbed him in the lower body, which he understood.
"This kind of thing can also be done in daylight?"
"Anyone who has money can do it." Tiger tiger, you have money in your hands, why don't you enjoy it, the ancestors left a word, men can't enter the ancestral grave if they don't sleep with women other than their wives. ”
Whether or not to enter the ancestral grave is a matter after death, and has nothing to do with the present. The key was that the words of the pillar lit a flame in his heart.
(viii) So every time he entered the city, he began to pay attention to the hair washing room in the city. Once passing by the hair wash room, he saw a woman with a big wavy head, her face covered with thick fat powder, and her lips were red. The woman's chest was exposed, her cleavage was visible, she walked up, the two ass eggs cocked up, and he thought of Ying Ying in his heart.
He stood there with his feet, watching the woman in a daze. The woman spotted him and waved at him, and he followed the woman's hand to her. The woman said, "Big brother, how about we play for a while?" ”
He scratched his head a little embarrassed, and the woman saw the opportunity to push him and enter the door.
After coming out of the hair wash room, he remembered the stupid wife at home. It was dark, and I don't know if she had eaten. So when he went home and passed by the cake shop, he weighed her two pounds of good cake.
(viii) Since playing with the lady in the hair washing room, he has always been inexplicably excited in his heart. The lady's charm in bed often made him sleepless in the middle of the night.
It was the autumn harvest again, and he got up early and went straight to the field thinking about breaking all the corn cobs in the field today. But before I got to the ground, I felt a little dizzy, and I felt uncomfortable above my back.
The pillar saw him hunched over and asked him before he ran, he said I had a hard back, you help me rub it.
So he crawled on the side of the road, rubbed the pillar for a while, asked him if he was better, he frowned and said it was still uncomfortable. The pillar said I'll take you to the hospital in town!
He stood up and asked suddenly, stumbling to the ground. The pillar was busy calling out to him, but his eyelids were getting heavier and heavier, and he closed his eyes forever.
The scream of the pillar attracted several people working in the field. Everyone saw that he was out of breath and was busy helping the pillar to send him home.
The gate was locked, and the crowd thought his wife was gone. The pillar had people smash the lock on the gate and found a terrified middle-aged woman standing in the courtyard. The woman has a little white hair on her head and a little luck on her body. The pillar was stunned for a moment and said, "Sister-in-law, tiger tiger is dead." ”
The woman pounced, crawled on the tiger and cried, "You wake up, you wake up." ”
The crowd pulled her away and found her a little silly, thinking she was frightened, and didn't pay much attention. After the crowd had laid out the spiritual hall for the tiger and tiger burial, they found the woman sitting at the offering table in front of the spirit, holding the banana on the offering table in one hand and the biscuit in the other, wolfing down.
The pillar was shocked and could not say a word, looking at the courtyard wall he had helped the tiger and tiger build up many years ago, he seemed to understand something.