1. Beggars can pick the weather to ask for food, but I have to go to work every day, rain or shine.
2. Some people say that my circle of friends is not nutritious, why are you stewing bone broth in my circle of friends?
3. Your own failure is terrible, but the success of your friends is even more worrying.
4. I knew that you wouldn't follow me if I stretched out my hand, so I stretched out my foot and knocked you down, and you really got up and ran after me.
5. I saw a book called "Solving 50% of the Problems in Your Life" in the bookstore, so I didn't hesitate to buy two copies. 6, I'm really weird, it's all surfing the Internet, how can you love online, and I can only post sand sculpture jokes?
7. From today on, I won't eat the vegetables when they're expensive, I won't eat the meat when they're expensive, I can't control the prices, and I can't control my mouth? 8. How many years will it take to have a baby before it can be easier? It won't work for a few years! Even when he died, he asked me to bless him. #逼疯经历分享# #说说你最惨的事#
