My girlfriend is beautiful, has a good figure, has a good personality, and is a music teacher in elementary school, except that she is not very good at housework, she is almost perfect. I think my parents unanimously think that she is very good, but today I went to her hometown to meet her parents, I was a little scared, she is a girl in the four generations of her family, the future father-in-law, the future uncle and the future nephew take a big look at me, her seventy or eighty-year-old grandfather actually came to see me, and said: "The only little cabbage in our field is about to be arched by pigs!" ”
One day, Bajie came to Tang Seng with a sad face: "Master, am I the ugliest person in the world, is there anything uglier than me?" Tang Seng couldn't bear to hurt his apprentice's heart and said: "Bajie, you still have to ask Guanyin Bodhisattva about this" After a while, Bajie happily ran back and said: "Master, who is on the fifth floor?"
After starting a business, you will find that the first to buy your goods are strangers, the first to buy your goods are acquaintances, the first to keep a distance from you is the people you have helped, the first to refuse to help you are friends, and the most disdainful of you are relatives. One day you are developed, and every time you invite everyone to eat, drink and have fun at a party, you will find that everyone else is there except for strangers. That's the reality!!
A bus was hijacked by two gangsters on the road, and the gangsters came up and picked a few women and got off the bus, and all the men on the bus were indifferent! At this time, a woman suddenly jumped out of the car and fought with the gangsters, and the men immediately swarmed up when they saw it, and finally subdued the gangsters! When the police arrived, they made a note to the woman, and the policeman: "Why are you willing to fight the gangsters?" She said angrily: "A carload of women is all picked up, and I am the only one left, who is the one to stumble."
A colleague loves online chatting. One day I went on a date with a female netizen, and when I came back, my face was not very good. When I asked him what was going on, he replied: I passed the written test, but I didn't pass the interview......
When I went out on the street tonight, I saw a pair of five or six-year-old twins, very cute, almost identical. So I went up and asked, "Which of you is the elder brother and who is the younger brother?" The twins looked at me like fools: "Are you stupid, don't you see that we are both wearing skirts!" (No wonder it's hard to distinguish between male and female, pure old age and dazzling!) ）
Someone once told me! Pickling girls is like hanging QQ, two hours a day, you can see the sun for a long time!! Thinking about it now, it doesn't feel the same! It's all a joke!
Guessing boxing with his girlfriend after dinner, washing the dishes he lost, his girlfriend lost three games in a row, and his girlfriend yelled: "You dare not go out of the stone, wait to sleep in the living room at night!" "I shuddered out of the rock, and my second girlfriend happily got out of the scissors......
I have a very good relationship with my girlfriends, how good is it? Take a chestnut: our things are never separated from each other. Clothes, shoes, mobile phones, etc., are all changed to wear and play. Recently, my girlfriend talked about a very handsome boyfriend, I'm so happy, I'm looking forward to it......
On the street, an old lady was seen deliberately falling down from a distance. Knowing that it was for money, Robben still stepped forward quickly, helped her up, and humbly asked for movement skills.