The author is more afraid of the reader | Cold Joke 2923 & Last year today 2565

07/04/2024

Life experience

Just got into a new unit: a bunch of idiots

Got along for a year: a bunch of idiots

Got along for three years: a bunch of fools

and netizens who have only said one sentence: a particularly good baby

The capable work hard, let the capable do it

I am the dead, and the dead are great

When I was a child, I hated Zhu Bajie, lazy and irresponsible, and I didn't unite After work, I found out that I was Zhu Bajie

The landlord is a squirrel?

Looking back on the hardships I have endured over the years, I feel that I deserve to win more than 10 million prizes at a time.

#但是实际上你所在的地区需要一些特殊的渠道才可以中奖, I suggest you buy lottery tickets from some places where you can win#

Antidepressants with few side effects and strong potency:

If you are too lazy to do anything and do nothing every day, it means that you are born with a blessed life

In fact, the most important thing to teach in the youth university is how to rent a house, how to pay the electricity bill, how to register in the hospital, how to get a passport, how to take a plane, how to reimburse medical insurance, how to find a renovation worker, and how to become an adult.

The author is more afraid than the reader

Light a cigarette and cool down

This angle ...

#定义不能无限延伸#

See you tomorrow

After raising a cat, I found out that I was a Chinese-style parent| Last year today 2565

07/04/2023

"I hope that at the age of 18, I can understand why I am the way I am."

After raising a cat, I found out that I was a Chinese parent

How do you chill a drink quickly?

Wet the paper towel, wrap it on the drink bottle, put it in the freezer compartment of the refrigerator for 5 minutes to fog up, and it will cool in about 10 minutes.

@不二花本人

Occasionally, chasing stars will also fake orgasms, forwarding copywriting, ah, I'm fucking crazy, help, but in fact, the video didn't look at the picture, and the face was expressionless.

My attitude towards breakups belike:

One yard is one yard, and there is no delay in breaking up and cooking

@糯米团子不说话

I can listen to an old song for ten years, I will always eat it in a delicious restaurant, and there are always a few dramas that I am watching over and over again.

I never feel that I need a lot of freshness in my life, I like to eat three meals a day regularly, hold hands and walk after a fixed meal, I like a fixed work social circle, and living an ordinary, repetitive and ordinary life with a fixed person has made me happy enough.

The footsteps of cockroaches can be heard in Guangdong

Tell me if it's true???

@朴信澜

What's more terrifying than the love brain is the memory brain, either holding on to the past, or immersing yourself in the happiness of the past, and you can't get out of the memories.

It's too witty

This is quite explosive when you don't have a pen and paper, but you find a playing card in the car... Learned, learned, learned

Go to the supermarket: Which flavor of potato chips do you want?

Marriage: Forget it

@后窗暴雨夜

When did Elon Musk buy Teams (or WeChat) and only be able to read 600 work messages a day, and then force everyone to "wake up from their slumber and return to their families".

The color of the quilt can affect sleep

@435hz

Don't try to reason with fools, because in the end you will find that there is no benefit in anything other than wasting your own time, energy, and feelings. Not only that, but any way of reasoning with a fool will be seen as an offense to him (they can't understand why someone thinks differently than they do, and only thinks you're denying), and they hold a grudge for it.

The best way to deal with a fool is to praise him for his ideas.

See you tomorrow