A few years ago, I once swiped on the Internet that there was a fire in a factory near my home, and my husband got up from the bed, and drove away to see the excitement in pajamas and slippers, but the back of the road was closed to traffic, and the police uncle pulled the seal for the two of us, and waited for the fire to be extinguished overnight before it was released [covering face]
In fact, if you want to live a little more freely, don't consume yourself so much, and your body will be healthy! People's internal organs are also related to emotions, and being happy will really reduce a lot of diseases!
My mother was halfway through the stir-fry when she heard a quarrel downstairs. Directly turn off the fire, go downstairs and eat melons. Then after reading the quarrel, send me a message saying that it was with which maxi to go out to eat bean curd rice all the way, and I will solve it myself. I saw half-cooked dishes in the pot, and my mind was full of question marks
I'm not from Sichuan and Chongqing, but I feel that I also have this sense of relaxation [covering my face] I went home last night and my parking space was occupied, I didn't leave a phone, I didn't want to be annoyed at night, so I parked my car on the road next to the small supermarket at the entrance of the community. When I went to pick up the car this morning, I saw a group of aunts and uncles gathered at the entrance of the supermarket, so I leaned over to watch the excitement. It turned out that they were peeling beans with an edamame machine [covering their faces] for the first time and they were stunned to watch it for an hour [covering their faces]
Taxi driver three missing one, I met [black line] taxi to the airport, walked for about ten minutes, the master answered a call, said that the four-wheel alignment is missing a corner, the master and I discussed that sister, I will give you a new taxi to get it
Because Sichuan is the birthplace of Taoism, it pays attention to quiet and inaction.
I did the hitchhiking, drank wine and returned to Changsha about 50km, and hung SF Express to communicate with him by phone whether he had a driver's license (the result was that the man had been driving longer than me), and directly gave him a free order.
Our province saves the driving fee and saves the fare, a win-win situation [flash of inspiration]
Not long after moving to a new house, I woke up in the morning with a bang, it turned out that my bedroom drip floor curtain track fell, it was troublesome to clean up, and it was troublesome to find someone to re-settle it, so that it was put up Oh, I immediately got up and picked up the bag and went back to my hometown, and played mahjong for a few days with three or four drops of pot friends, and I went home to call someone to come from Xin'an Di when I was in a good mood, and the elderly women in Sichuan were also unreliable [cover their faces] [cover their faces]
In 04, I ran sales in Chengdu Branch, and on a small street in Pixian County, I saw two people sitting on the ground drinking on the road, opening a bottle of Tuopai and a bag of peanuts, and it was raining lightly, and there was no umbrella in the rain. [covers face] [covers face] [covers face] [covers face] [covers face] [covers face] [covers face]
In the past, a female colleague in the unit, after eating and drinking at night, took a taxi back to Danzishi, just went to Chaotianmen Bridge and said that she wanted to pee, and directly asked the driver to stop the car and squat down on the bridge [cover your face] [cover your face] [cover your face] [cover your face]
It's normal to test it hahaha, once I took a taxi and just sat down to the master and asked me if I was busy, if I was in a hurry, I said I wasn't busy, and the master said that I would get out of the car and buy two bowls, saying that the bowl was used to hold boiled fish, and then ran to the bowl stall on the side of the road to choose a bowl [covering my face]
So what's that? Last time there was an earthquake, we lay in bed and first looked at the community group news, and then swiped the circle of friends...... The earthquake stopped, opened the software, and ordered a takeout [frowning]
I once went to Chengdu, got up in the morning for a run, and saw a person lying motionless on a green lawn, and shouted boldly, and was ready to call the police, but the person woke up, and left when it was over [covering his face] [covering his face]
It's true, my grandmother has been talking about herself since she was in her 60s and can't live for a long time, and then said that she didn't have any wishes, and the only request was to be buried, don't pull it to burn [cover her face], and then lived to almost 80 years old, which is also considered a high life, because she has a very serious hunchback, during which several of her daughters and daughters-in-law also joked about this, saying that after she dies, lie on it, can you lie flat, and press the front of the foot pole to see if it will be cocked, and everyone present laughed to death......
My husband is from Sichuan, I don't like to stay with him and work together, I can die in a hurry. He worked hard and grinded, I told him to hurry up and he said, what's the hurry, don't worry, a hippie smile on his face, he doesn't rush to burn his ass, resulting in a lot of times the supply is not available, and he has to be reminded to order several times every Friday. [covers face]
The same city live broadcast [covering face] that really met [covering face] neighbor brushed someone to climb onto the bridge I don't know if I want to jump into the river, and I told the two of you, four people and two electric donkeys, non-stop running to see... I didn't forget to take the parasol [cover my face] It was a high temperature that day, the hottest year in Sichuan [cover my face]
One night it was almost 12 o'clock after 11, washed up and lay down in bed and ready to rest. I heard that there seemed to be a fight downstairs, and I went to the window to see that the police car and ambulance were coming. I felt that I couldn't see and hear clearly upstairs, so I decisively put on my clothes and went downstairs to see the excitement [tears running] and went upstairs to sleep after seeing a little later
My dad came to Beijing to see me, took him to the Nike store to choose sneakers for him, and when I looked back, he was lying on the bench and fell asleep, the kind of people who were on all fours, I went from surprise to indifference, it only took 0.1 seconds.
After the 512 earthquake, my 70-year-old dad had to finish watching the episode of the series that was being broadcast, and then took the elevator down from the twelfth floor! I asked about holding a 54-inch tablet color TV in my hand, worried that at the beginning of the year, the largest tablet on the market that I bought for 20,000 yuan to watch the Beijing Olympics was broken! Later, I had a flash of inspiration, and I ran downstairs when I lost my life and didn't forget to lock the door! was unanimously praised by relatives, and the money was obsessed with the family!
remembered that she had dinner with her friends before, but she didn't know that she went crazy again and said that she wanted to drink red 9; The four girls went to the supermarket to buy 4 bottles, sat on the sidewalk flower stand and started drinking. [covers face] [covers face] [covers face]
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