Text/Qingdao Wenzi||Toutiao Exclusive Release
There was an ugly man in the village who walked into a risotto shop at noon and suddenly felt creepy. Could it be that there is a funeral going on in the house? He looked up and understood. There are two fierce men sitting in the innermost, and a woman is squeezed in the middle. The point is that the fierce man brushes his eyes on the ugly man. It means don't do much. This woman is beautiful but depressed. She had a piece of bread in her mouth, but she didn't swallow it, her eyes stared at the ugly man, and the signal in her eyes was, help me!
The ugly man is also a chivalrous heart, and he bows his head to pick up rice. A groom walked in and whispered to the beard of the fierce man, Master, what time do you leave?
The beard replied right away.
When the ugly man saw the groom walk into the back kitchen, he thought to himself that this woman must have encountered something. I have to take care of this. At that time, the ugly man weighed no more than 100 pounds, and he was skinny like a wild monkey on the mountain. Needless to say, confronting two fierce men head-on, even if you fight alone, you can't match a finger of others.
The disparity between friend and foe is clear. But the ugly man has a stunt that no one can match. In fact, this benevolent brother's name is Catfish, and you will understand that this person's appearance is like the rebirth of a catfish. The most amazing thing is that he has two long whiskers hanging down on both sides of his flat beak, which is really a catfish if he is in the water, and you will exclaim, "Oh, what a big catfish."
This ugly man named Catfish was born to fish and touch shrimp in the Liuxian River, what kind of water is it, everyone weighs it for themselves.
At the moment, it doesn't work to be tough in front of a fierce man, and the ugly man must find another way, take detours, find shortcuts, and maybe have the possibility of success. In the first step, he slipped out and stole the brake pads of the carriage. After his return, he meditated for an incident.
After a while, the bearded gang walked out. The groom was in a hurry. Because there is a big downhill slope ahead, it will not work without the brake plate. The groom said with a sad face, "Second master, you have to hire another carriage."
The problem is that there are no four weeks. Okay, our ugly man has made his debut, he said aren't you going to Xianghe, take my boat, the price will be given.
That's it, in fact, the two fierce men didn't take the ugly man in their eyes. They forgot a word, the tiger fell in Pingyang and was bullied by dogs.
The servants followed the ugly man to the boat, which was a small sampan. The boat whizzed away with the current. The ugly man's small eyes can focus on the light, and the woman actually understands the ugly man's intention to save her. The woman's breathing was a little short of breath in an instant, what she didn't understand was that this thin man was facing a fierce man like a wolf and a tiger, was this to block the car with his mantis arm. But the next scene really blinded her.
The current speed ahead is getting more and more urgent, and at this moment, the ugly man came to a dragon and swung his tail and overturned the boat. All the people on board fell into the water. You must know that these two fierce men are not simple, they are not flustered when they fall into the water, but they can't stand this ugly man who turns into a dragon when he encounters water, and instantly sets off a three-foot wave, making the fierce man cry and call his mother.
Fortunately, the people in the rivers and lakes know how to advance and retreat, and they know that they can't fight this catfish king, so it is important to save their lives, and the two fierce men can only desperately drill into the reeds.
Solve the dangers around you, and then you see, our ugly man quickly swims to the woman's side.
Later, according to the woman named Shuilian, you don't know how strong the catfish was at that time, and they carried me out of the water like a giant catfish. At that time, I fell in love with this man.
The image of the ugly man is too eye-catching, and the fierce man hiding in the reeds seems to be walking away when he sees the arrows of the boat, so he climbs ashore angrily. After the gang came ashore, they began to ask around, mainly because the image of the ugly man was well described, and he looked like a big catfish.
It's going to be a while before I find the ugly man.
After Shuilian escaped, she felt a lot, and she didn't know what was going on, anyway, Shuilian stared at the ugly man, and the more she looked at it, the more she liked it, she decided to marry the ugly man.
That night, I heard a banging in the yard, and the ugly man knew that someone was coming. He really guessed correctly, and the macho men inquired and found the door.
If you don't say that the ugly man is also affectionate and righteous, he left his safety to Shuilian for the first time. He lifted the lid of the stove, and there was a nest underneath it, which could only accommodate one person.
When the catastrophe came, the husband and wife were humble back and forth, and they both wanted to leave their lives to each other. In the end, it was Shuilian who was forcibly stuffed into the ground by the ugly man. He set up the slate and quickly lit a fire in the stove.
At this moment, the fierce man broke into the door. The two searched for a long time and didn't see the water lotus, only a small fire burning in the stove. Who would have thought that there would be people hiding down there.
The gang forced her to ask where Shuilian had gone, and the ugly man said that he had left early.
The macho men absolutely believe that the goods in front of them look disgusting, which woman is willing to follow. Luo Cheek said nonsense, you can't go empty-handed, take ugly goods with you, there is a shortage of manpower in the coal kiln.
The ugly man knew that he was in trouble, and before leaving, he begged if he could take a burden with him. These words made the fierce men almost laugh, do you think you go out to enjoy the mountains and rivers? Eventually, the bearded man agreed. What they don't know is that there is something in the baggage that will make them miserable again later.
Walking out of the house, the ugly man said, "Master, let's take a boat and go!" was slapped in the face by the beard, and people scolded him directly, haven't played enough?
The fierce men would never fall for this again, and the two of them avoided the waterway, riding two horses all the way, and the ugly man was carried by a beard.
It's easy to talk during the day, but at night, I'm afraid that the ugly man will run away, and the two of them take turns to work. I can't sleep, I'm really tired, and I can't tie it up, I'm afraid he will have the magic of shrinking bones. This ugly man is also interesting, not noisy or noisy, and he will take out the small books in his baggage and read them at night when he stays in the hotel.
The fierce men were a little surprised, some were illiterate in those years, and the two fierce men were illiterate. The bearded man asked the ugly man, what is written in the book?
The ugly man said I couldn't read.
So angry that he almost beat him up. The beard looked down and thought that there was something in this book, but the ugly man didn't want to say it. No, find a literate gentleman to see, it's called just in case.
The next day, the macho man spent a little money to find Mr. Unexpectedly, the ugly man would rather die than give it. This made the fierce men even more suspicious, and it took a lot of effort for the two of them to snatch the little book out.
Mr. Literate held the treasure book in his hand and sat precariously for a long time to read it. He stood up and walked two steps and said lightly, It's just some allusions that teach you how to fight in the water, it's not interesting.
When he said this, he made his beard angry, and scolded him on the spot, old man, you said it was boring, it didn't fight you, and my brothers were almost killed in the water by ugly people.
The fierce man's complaint immediately woke up Mr. Literacy, he remembered something, and then beckoned his beard out and said, there is an allusion in it, and the book also mentions how to outwit the catfish.
As soon as I said this, I was interested, so I hurriedly asked, Mr., please elaborate.
Mr. disagreed, and there were only a few sentences in the book, saying that after catching a catfish, isn't it slippery and can't hold it, you just need to coil up its two whiskers and tie it into a knot, and it won't move.
These words are like an initiation, isn't this ugly man a catfish, I don't know if this method will work on him?
These days, in order to take care of the ugly man, I don't sleep endlessly, and I almost don't die of exhaustion. It doesn't hurt to try. The two fierce men took advantage of the ugly man's sleep and coiled the catfish whiskers around his mouth and tied them in a knot.
After dawn, there was a cry, and I saw the ugly man paralyzed on the kang, unable to move his limbs except for his mouth to speak.
The ugly man begged the macho man, hurry up and untie me!
The macho men next to him almost burst out laughing. What a good way to finally get a good night's sleep in the future.
Any idea what will happen next. That night, the bearded brothers stayed at the inn overnight, and before going to bed, they coiled the ugly man's catfish whiskers into a knot, and saw that the ugly man couldn't move, so the brothers went to sleep with confidence. Who knew that when I woke up, I was dumbfounded, the ugly man was gone, and he took away the burden of his brothers. The ill-gotten gains in it made the ugly man and Shuilian live a rich life.
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