One day, I was busy with work and suddenly a call came from my mobile phone, showing a strange call, which I usually regarded as harassment. Didn't. Hang up immediately. After a while, the call came again. I impatiently said into my phone, "Who are you?" Are you bothered? Am I busy? The other party hesitated for a moment and said, "I made a mistake." The other party hung up the phone. A few minutes later, the call came again, and I was really angry, so I said angrily, "There's something wrong with you, I told you that you made a mistake!" At this time, I could only hear a slow, clear voice coming from the mobile phone: "I'm sorry, I apologized to you for this call." "I'm dizzy!
The wife is planning the future with great interest to turn the small room into her son's bedroom. I listened and felt that something was wrong. "You mean, put a grand piano and then there's only room for the bed?" "That's right." "After taking my girlfriend home, won't there be no place to sit at all, so I can only sit on the bed?" "That's right." “……”
My wife was on a business trip, and I drove alone to the suburbs on weekends. The air in the mountains is good, and along the stream, I found a mountain spring, and listened to the sound of the spring beating on the bluestones, which felt wonderful. I dialed my wife's mobile phone and said, "Wife, I'm in the mountains, listen to the sound of the spring." "I brought my phone closer to the mountain spring. After a while, I asked, "Wife, is it good?" The wife snorted and replied, "I know you too well, you're not so romantic, turn off the faucet!" ”
At my mother-in-law's house to make dumplings, my wife handed me fifteen yuan: "Go buy two bottles of beer and one bottle of vinegar." The mother-in-law smiled at me: "Giving the money to my daughter is easier than handing it over to the bank, you see, how much you want to spend is calculated for you." I was a little unconvinced: "But yesterday I told her that I was going to a class reunion, and she wouldn't give me money. Mother-in-law: "You told the bank that you were going to the class reunion, and the bank would give you money?" ”
My mother urged her to get married, so she had no choice but to spend 5,000 yuan on the Internet to rent a girlfriend to take home to meet, three days later, she said weakly: Big brother, your home is too far away, say that it is good to pretend for three days, one day on the train, one day on the bus, and half a day on the tractor, you really don't make this money!
My aunt was talking to my grandparents again: You are all so old, don't stay at home every day and don't go out, learn from other people's old men and grandmothers, go out for a walk, or go to our sister's house for a few days, how good! My grandmother: Go to your house, what about my chickens? My aunt: Don't worry about the chicken, my sisters will be happy to help you eat it...... Eat...... It's really convincing, it turns out that greed can also be expressed so tactfully!