#头条创作挑战赛#
Today's topic: Why did you say that you didn't play cards when you were a child? The replies of netizens are varied, and they can laugh out of goose calls!!
And there is only one central theme: this fight is really not a loss!! [covers face]
Netizen A: I didn't understand why I saw my grandmother before? Now I finally understand~~! When I was young, why did I owe my hands to rob other people's filial piety hats?! The key is that the other party gave it back!! Do you say it's a loss or not? [covers face]
Netizen B: You are just a civil dispute, and I am indeed a military documentary!
No one knew that I was so naughty when I was a child?? Dare to remove the license plates of military vehicles?!! The gall is also fattening!
The key is that the other party doesn't know yet, and he drove away!! And then the bad follow-up came!
Later, the four military vehicles were going to catch my dad in it!! Daddy is scared to death! I can imagine the ending, and I was also beaten to death by him!!
Netizen C: You guys just got beaten once, and my nephew was beaten three times!! Twisting my ass and rushing to the front of the car, I was scared and sweaty!!
Still not convinced by being beaten by me?! ,,Crying and howling to find my sister to complain,,
All right! In addition to me, my sister and my mother were beaten up!! It's gone! [Flash of inspiration]
Netizen D: Hahaha, everyone has a different reason for getting it! My most classic!
Others are throwing bombs, I'm throwing bombs! Think about Yoneda's flying around, grandma falling into the dung pit, when I was a child, I was called a cool!!
I didn't expect to be betrayed by my friends, and my grandmother came to the door! That fight is still fresh in my memory, my mother's attack is called a ruthless, because I am a girl~, she doesn't want me to make mistakes again!
Because it's too embarrassing! [covers face]
Netizen E: Woo woo, you are fried Xiang, I am fried bed! You blew up someone else's grandmother, and I really broke my own grandmother!!
We're all the same!
I just want to say that it's all the fault of the second kick, I'm just the blame!! [covers face] [laughs and cries]
(I just want to say that grandma is not easy, I want to send myself away when I meet such a grandson~ [covering my face])
Netizen F: Hahaha, today is a firecracker party?! One of you fried Xiang, the other fried Kang, I did fry the pot!!
It's not a describing fryer, it's a real fryer!! And it's the oil pan where my mom is frying!!
You can imagine how fragrant my meal was, how fragrant the fried bacon with bamboo shoots was!! [covers face] [covers face]
Netizen H: Do you still remember the trouble when you were a child? My sister only remembers being beaten, but she doesn't remember what she did!! Stealing a tricycle crushed me, and she forgot about it??
The side shows how badly she was beaten, psychological trauma, protective forgetting!!
Write to the end
Why did you say that when you were a child, you didn't get beaten for nothing?
When I was a child, I didn't argue right and wrong, I didn't know black and white, and I made a lot of oolongs! And these things may be a curse for the adult world, there may be a provocation, there may be bad luck, there may be destruction~!
Sometimes it causes bad consequences, and I don't know why! Therefore, parents must give a "love education" to make themselves memorable!! What is this "Education of Love"? It's a fat beating, or even a fat beating!!
So when I was a child, I didn't get beaten for nothing!
Because every time it's either a mistake, or it's on the way to trial and error! There are still many troubles, and in some cases, it is very light to be able to solve them!! [covers face]
What do you think about this? Did you get beaten up like this when you were a child?