(This article is the author's original first release in Toutiao, and it has been opened to protect rights on the whole network, please do not carry it)
Dong Yuhui was on the air yesterday, and the first half was quite serious, but when it came to selling sunglasses and T-shirts, the child's director wanted to explode, and then staged a hilarious scene.
When selling sunglasses, Yuhui tried all kinds of sunglasses. But he still can't forget the corn whisker tea he sold earlier. Bluntly said that you can wear these sunglasses to pull corn in the corn field, which can prevent being scratched by corn leaves.
Before that, he joked that he would go back to the village to plant corn and collect corn whiskers. Because when he was selling corn whiskers, he complained that this thing was also sold, and the profit was too high.
I think if the boss who sells jade corn whisker tea is in the live broadcast room, the back molars will be crushed. [covers face] [covers face]
Dong Yuhui, who wore sunglasses, played again, and said in a Taiwanese accent: Boys with small eyes are more handsome.
If you want me to say that other people's small eyes are handsome, I don't know, anyway, in our hearts, you are the most handsome, after wearing sunglasses, it is even more dazzling, I really admire you, the language imitation ability is super strong!
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When he sold the white-framed sunglasses, Dong Yuhui thought of his niece Jia Yizhen again. Say: I can buy this for my child. So there was a funny scene in the comment area, and everyone shouted: Uncle I want it, Uncle I want it.
Yesterday's single product hit was the 69 yuan ice silk polo shirt. When the director told him that he had sold 30,000 orders today, Dong Yuhui expressed disbelief.
In his aesthetics, he thinks that this may be too earthy, and it is the style of that old cadre, how can so many people buy it?
This guy, a strange idea came up in his head. He grabbed a young man in the camera and slipped him up.
This guy may be a teacher, and everyone is a child.
He asked: What year did you look so young?
As a result, people replied: Brother, I'm not young, I'm 97 years old.
It can be seen that Yuhui is a little unwilling in his heart. This guy is thinking in his heart: you are 97, I am 93, I am 4 years older than you, why are you so young and handsome?
The son-in-law's bad intentions came up: I have to dress you up more mature and older.
So I asked the cameraman to change into that old-fashioned polo shirt.
But after the little brother put on his clothes, Dong Yuhui actually wanted Huo Huo to direct Qian'er.
Both of them wore this rather old-fashioned dress. Dong Yuhui bluntly said that he has a yuppie style.
When he learned that those big brothers in the Northeast were fine, he often wore a gold chain around his neck. Dong Yuhui actually put on the white pearl necklace that was being sold in the live broadcast room for Qian'er and the camera brother.
Qian'er and the little brother of the camera may have exploded in their desire to perform. The two successively put on Armani's watch that was being sold in the live broadcast room, and they also held the peony flowers that were being sold.
At this time, Director Dong was officially launched. All kinds of conductors, all kinds of prompts, and shouted "action" in imitation of the appearance of shooting a blockbuster.
These two children, in front of hundreds of thousands of people in the live broadcast room, staged a peer version of "Infernal Affairs".
This has been edited by netizens, and the original soundtrack of the movie is simply silky. Yuhui's last move was also handsome.
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Take a look at the comments from netizens.
Have you seen the "I'm a housekeeper" paragraph? It's just a laugh that makes people laugh.
The two "underworld bosses" are selling: Do you want glasses? Do you want a chain? Want a watch? Do you want to spend it? Want clothes? In the end, I even asked someone? [covers face] [covers face]
Hong Kong sir also knows a little romantic, and resolutely refuses to take off the flowers in his hands.
The "underworld boss" does not have a big gold chain, but a pearl necklace, which is what Dong Yuhui called a yuppie. [covers face] [covers face]
Director Dong is amazing, and his friends are also cooperative, so don't be too happy.
In the first half, Dong Yuhui was a little self-indulgent, but in the second half, he talked about the "Tao Te Ching" eloquently.
Dong Yuhui told us that for thousands of years, the core of our culture is actually composed of three spiritual forces, simply put, Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism.
The Tao Te Ching is just a kind of gentle questioning of us by ancient sages. Lao Tzu's wisdom is not an answer, just a question.
Dong Yuhui uses his own way, and the entry point is different from others, integrating and instructing, giving us surprises again and again in front of the screen, and the soul has been cleansed again.
In yesterday's explanation, he talked about Seon's loss of horses, and said that less is more to gain. He tells us that this can be understood as a kind of reverse thinking, and it can also be understood as a kind of dialectical thinking.
When we saw Dong Yuhui talking, the rhinitis was also cured, and he didn't mention his pants anymore. It really became that shining light.
The mother-in-law said that no matter whether she could understand it or not, she would buy it first. The book ended up selling more than 40,000 copies.
I suddenly remembered that I had this book at home before, and I kept it on the shelf. So in between Xiao Huihui's narration, I took it out, wiped off the dust on it, and started looking at it from today.
Thank you Hui Hui for always awakening the spiritual gem in our hearts.
So what do you think was the most memorable thing about yesterday's live broadcast? Is it the part where Dong Yuhui is the director or the paragraph that talks about the Tao Te Ching? But I like both, he's switching back and forth between sweet and salty.