It's another year of Golden Broom, and the winners of the 15th Chinese Film Golden Broom Awards were announced yesterday, let's take a look at which movies and filmmakers will win the worst "awards" in 2023!
The Golden Broom Award will not wronged any bad movie, and "Super Family" created by the Happy Twist team has become one of the biggest "winners" of this year.
The film swept many awards, including the most disappointing film, the most disappointing director, and the most disappointing actor.
Douban score 3.6 points ↓
The film was originally scheduled to be released during the Spring Festival in 2022, but it was suddenly withdrawn when it was about to be released, and the filmmaker explained that there was a problem in post-production.
It wasn't until the summer of 2023 that the much-anticipated "Super Family" was finally officially released.
This movie tells the story of Zheng Qian (played by Allen), who ran away from home many years ago, and returned to his hometown to attend his grandfather's funeral, the house was hit by a meteor, and the family suddenly had superpowers, grandpa can't die, dad can be invisible, sister can fly, sister has divine powers, and the family unites to resist the villain Beggar Kov.
It is not false to say that it is highly anticipated, this film is starring Alan Shen Teng, Shen Teng does not need to say much, the 30 billion box office hero, the top 1 box office starring in domestic movies, the high "content" is the box office guarantee, and the quality of the film will not be bad.
It wasn't until the movie was released that the audience realized that they had been deceived.
Shen Teng plays the villain Beggar Kov in the film, there are not many scenes, he appeared in less than 20 minutes, and the filmmaker used Shen Teng to hype him obviously to use him as a gimmick, almost "tricking" the audience into the cinema, and the whole movie gives people a feeling of selling dog meat with a sheep's head.
Not only that, as a comedy movie, the laughter of the whole film is very low-level and embarrassing, the acting skills are quite exaggerated, and various sketch-style performances are used to forcibly amuse, scratching the soles of the audience's feet.
For example, Alan was pressed into the toilet by the gangster to drink toilet water↓
For example, his father's stealth superpower suddenly disappeared and appeared naked in front of everyone↓
and all kinds of unsuspecting forcible sensationalism ↓
This is not a super-capable family, but an imbecile family.
Similar bad taste baggage and pompous performances are stacked in the movie, making it difficult to laugh, and the embarrassment and physical discomfort in an instant are real.
Of course, Allen also lived up to his expectations and won this year's Golden Broom Award.
Jury's Comments:
There is no worse and irreversible performance than his, which is simply a combination of copycat nonsense, copycat spoofs and sketch performances since the end of the last century, and the audience's expectations for comedians and comedy creation are wantonly pressed and rubbed on the floor repeatedly.
Allen has always played supporting roles in various movies and is good at playing fools, but this film is treating the audience as fools and taking the audience too seriously.
According to industry insiders, the cost of "Super Family" is as high as 300 million yuan, and the final box office is also 300 million.
Losing money is only one aspect, the collapse of word-of-mouth caused by perfunctory audiences is even more terrifying, and the golden sign of Happy Twist has begun to collapse from "Li Cha's Aunt" to "Super Family".
The movies "Can You Don't Leave Me" and "Super Family" can be called a pair of sleeping dragons and phoenixes, and they also won three awards for this year's Golden Broom: the most disappointing film, the most disappointing director, and the most disappointing actress.
The Douban score is even more tragic ↓
The film, which was released during Valentine's Day last year, tells the story of four love stories between mature men and women.
The synopsis is described affectionately, and it was only when it was officially released that I found that the film had almost all the vulgar plots, car accidents, amnesia, cancer, and vegetative ......
The protagonist is either dead or paralyzed, and all the bloody elements in the romance film are stewed into a mess by the screenwriter and director.
Coincidentally, the leading actors in this film also have superpowers.
The vegetative wife not only recovered suddenly, but also controlled others casually, and after being discharged from the hospital, the two lived a happy life, and they played tricks at home when they had nothing to do.
The reality of the romance theme and the sci-fi plot are obviously very abrupt, how can this be explained?
Confused to see the end, it turned out that the hero and heroine had long been locked in the cold storage car by the bad guys and froze to death, and all the good things that were performed before were imagination.
Could this turn be a little more blunt?
As mentioned earlier, there are four love stories in this movie, one of which is performed by Chen Qiaoen and Jia Bing, and the plot they play is also very sneaky.
The two are a husband and wife, Jia Bing is an executive in a group, and Chen Qiaoen is a domineering female president of a success lecturer.
Suddenly, one day, the chairman of the group was critically ill, and his last wish was to let his baby daughter marry Jia Bing, and to give up the group to make Jia Bing the president.
You know, Jia Bing is a married man!
In this way, Chen Qiaoen and the daughter of the group started a "battle for Jia Bing", and the two daughters fought for a husband? Is it Jia Bing who is fighting?
Because of a misunderstanding, the daughter of the group won the game, and Chen Qiaoen left home.
Jia Bing became the president as he wished, but Chen Qiaoen, who loved him deeply, did not hate him because of this, but went undercover to the company that wanted to harm Jia Bing, and finally helped Jia Bing eliminate his biggest competitor.
And the reason why Chen Qiaoen left home at the beginning was that she was infertile and couldn't have children, and she didn't want to "drag" Jia Bing anymore.
After learning the truth, Jia Bing chased back Chen Qiaoen, and he was complete!
We don't know where the screenwriters got their inspiration, there are too many slots and they are too explosive.
The final box office of this movie was less than 20.26 million, and there were not too many "victimized" audiences, but the choice to release it on Valentine's Day really added to the blockage for couples who happily went out to watch movies for the holiday.
After Chen Qiaoen won the Golden Broom Film for his performance in the film, she also gave a generous response afterwards, saying that she would accept suggestions and criticism, continue to work hard, and hope that she will not be the queen of the film in the future.
This is the first time that an award-winning actress has responded positively since the Golden Broom Awards were held for 15 years.
It is said that this movie has a total of 90 minutes, four stories, and there are 9 leading actors on the poster, Chen Qiaoen's appearance time is only ten minutes, and many fans cry for her, thinking that it will not be Chen Qiaoen's turn to win this award.
The third most disappointing film "Bei'er Likes You", and the film's screenwriter and director Guo Dalei also won the Most Disappointing Screenwriting Award.
Douban score 3.7 points ↓
This movie is also a romance movie, and Jia Bing and Liu Yan have become a couple again.
Liu Yan, a down-and-out rock singer, took over the ancestral secret chicken shop because of her father's illness, because the store was not well managed, Liu Yan wanted to earn 500,000 yuan in three months to help the secret chicken shop survive the crisis of bank loan collection.
Jia Bing came to the door to ask for an explanation because he had a bad stomach because he ate chicken, and at the same time he also lived in Liu Yan's house with his suitcase, the screenwriter insisted on bringing the male and female protagonists together!
This...... Is it reasonable?
Later, Liu Yan accidentally discovered that Jia Bing was actually a two-star Michelin chef.
This...... Isn't it blunt?
Screenwriter, you are so good at editing, wouldn't it be more convenient to just find someone to send 500,000 cash to Liu Yan!
There are more than these slots, if the secret chicken shop does not repay the loan of 500,000, the bank will take away Liu Yan's house, do you think Liu Yan has reached the stage of the end of the road?
You must know that Liu Yan's house is a courtyard house located in the center of the city, covering an area of several hundred square meters and worth tens of millions of yuan!
This...... Isn't it a contradiction?
Jia Bing helped Liu Yan sell chickens to repay the loan, but when there were still four days before the deadline, there was still a hole of more than 100,000 yuan that could not be filled.
In order to attract traffic, Liu Yan held a music festival in the place where the stall was out, as if the venue, labor, stage, lighting, equipment, etc. of the music festival did not need to be costed.
There is no logic in the whole movie, and it definitely deserves to win the Most Disappointing Screenwriting Award.
In addition to the above three films, the Golden Broom Awards also selected one of the most disappointing cartoons this year - "I Am Nezha 2: The Hero Returns".
The poster of "I Am Nezha 2: The Return of the Hero" is very similar to "Nezha's Demon Boy Descends", and I believe that many viewers thought that this was a sequel before entering the cinema.
But the production and plot of the two animated films are very different, which makes the audience cry out that they have been deceived.