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The same table is really talented, one in a million, wonderful and funny jokes,

author:Affection between the mountains and rivers
The same table is really talented, one in a million, wonderful and funny jokes,
The same table is really talented, one in a million, wonderful and funny jokes,
The same table is really talented, one in a million, wonderful and funny jokes,
The same table is really talented, one in a million, wonderful and funny jokes,
The same table is really talented, one in a million, wonderful and funny jokes,
The same table is really talented, one in a million, wonderful and funny jokes,
The same table is really talented, one in a million, wonderful and funny jokes,
The same table is really talented, one in a million, wonderful and funny jokes,
The same table is really talented, one in a million, wonderful and funny jokes,
The same table is really talented, one in a million, wonderful and funny jokes,
The same table is really talented, one in a million, wonderful and funny jokes,
The same table is really talented, one in a million, wonderful and funny jokes,
The same table is really talented, one in a million, wonderful and funny jokes,
The same table is really talented, one in a million, wonderful and funny jokes,
The same table is really talented, one in a million, wonderful and funny jokes,
The same table is really talented, one in a million, wonderful and funny jokes,
The same table is really talented, one in a million, wonderful and funny jokes,
The same table is really talented, one in a million, wonderful and funny jokes,

On a lively campus, there is a pair of table mates who stand out in particular. They not only help each other in their studies, but they are also pistachios in life, and they can always bring laughter to those around them with some wonderful and funny jokes. The pair at the same table are Li Ming and Zhang Tao, both of whom are recognized as "talents" in the class, and their friendship and funny talent can be said to be one in a million.

One day, the afternoon sun shone obliquely into the classroom, and the students were busy with their upcoming final exams. Li Ming and Zhang Tao are no exception, but they always find joy in their intense study.

"Zhang Tao, do you think we will fail this exam?" Li Ming asked mischievously while looking nervous while flipping through the review materials.

Zhang Tao smiled slightly, put down the pen in his hand, and replied seriously: "Li Ming, don't worry, even if we fail the course, it will only be a 'temporary mistake', after all, we are 'once in a century' talents!" ”

When Li Ming heard this, he couldn't help laughing, and hurriedly covered his mouth, for fear of being discovered by the teacher. He secretly admired Zhang Tao's sense of humor in his heart, and he could joke so calmly at this time.

"You guy, you're so talented!" Li Ming smiled and patted Zhang Tao's shoulder.

The conversation between the two quickly attracted the attention of the surrounding classmates, and everyone cast curious glances. Seeing this, Zhang Tao was even more interested, and began to tell his "legend of hanging the course" vividly.

"I think back then, on the eve of my college entrance examination, I was still fighting in the Internet café until dawn. As a result, the next day for the exam, I slept all morning. And guess what? I even got a good score! Therefore, talents like us are different. Zhang Tao made an exaggerated gesture, causing the students to laugh.

Li Ming also leaned back and laughed on the side, he knew that Zhang Tao's sense of humor was unmatched. The friendship between them is deepened in this relaxed and happy atmosphere.

As time went by, Li Ming and Zhang Tao became more and more funny, and their fame in the class grew. Once, the school held a "campus talent competition", and the two signed up for it without hesitation.

On the day of the competition, Li Ming and Zhang Tao walked on the stage in casual clothes and full of confidence. Their performance was a self-written and self-directed cross talk, and the content was humorous and funny, which caused the audience to laugh.

"Hello everyone, we are a 'one in a million' group, and today we will bring you a cross talk - "Xueba and Xuescum"." Li Ming was the first to speak, and his voice was loud and powerful.

Zhang Tao followed closely and took over the conversation: "That's right, I am the legendary 'scholar', and Li Ming is the best among the 'scholars'." ”

The two sang and harmonized and began a wonderful performance. Through their exaggerated expressions and movements, they vividly interpreted all kinds of interesting things between the top students and the scumbags. The audience was captivated by their performances, and applause and laughter erupted.

After a fierce competition, the "One in 10,000" combination finally won the first prize of the competition with its outstanding performance. This award is not only an affirmation of their talent for comedy, but also a testimony to their friendship.

After the competition, Li Ming and Zhang Tao were warmly congratulated by their classmates. They all said that Li Ming and Zhang Tao's cross talk brought them endless joy and positive energy. Li Ming and Zhang Tao also deeply realized the importance of friendship and humor in life.

Since then, they have cherished their friendship with each other more and have paid more attention to finding and creating happiness in life. They convey positive energy and happiness in their own way, and have become an indispensable scenery on campus.

In the process, Li Ming and Zhang Tao also realized an important truth: there will always be various difficulties and challenges in life, but as long as we maintain an optimistic attitude and a sense of humor, we can easily face everything. And this optimism and humor is what makes them unique as "talents" and the secret of their friendship to last.

Nowadays, when it comes to the "One in a Million" group on campus, almost everyone knows about it, and their stories and jokes have become part of the campus culture. And Li Ming and Zhang Tao still maintain that innocence and enthusiasm, and continue to use their way to bring laughter and warmth to the people around them.