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Today's tweet: I accidentally saw a guy and wanted to know if he was doing lately, so he returned home

author:A little fox who travels through time

Don't meddle in other people's cause and effect, because you don't know what kind of ghost the one you're helping is!

Workers also have tempers! No more! If everyone is crazy, they will be crazy.

Swing rotten!

"After the live broadcast of paper-cutting, I exploded the fire insect clan [interstellar]" Childe called

Today's tweet: I accidentally saw a guy and wanted to know if he was doing lately, so he returned home

The full-level boss once crossed over to the D-class male insect, and married a second-married major general who dragged his family into the door.

Passerby A: The waste is just right

Passerby B: Poor Major General's S-class mental power can't be appeased by the male

Passerby C: The little insect cub has a stepfather who has to suffer

Even Major Klein felt that the male worm must have married himself to humiliate himself.

afterward

Klein: The Lord asked me to come to the live broadcast room for him for a while, and you asked him what he was doing? Oh, I didn't do anything, I just cooked for me and the bugs.

Schiller: I'll sow it here today, this time the paper-cut can't be sold, I promised to give it to the little worm cubs, and there are still some leftovers from the last cut, so sell it for 10,000 yuan a piece cheaper.

Passerby: Can you raise the price a little higher? One piece only sells for 10,000 interstellar coins, and we have no chance to grab this price!

再后来,

In order to go to the front line to cheer up his wife, Schiller took the initiative to submit an application for the logistics team.

Rejected: The mental power level of D-class males is too low to go to battle.

Schiller: I'm requesting a retest of my mental power level.

As a result, the only S-class male insect in the whole galaxy was born.

The all-interstellar females were boiling.

Tianxing.com was directly paralyzed.

A rookie anchor appeared in the live broadcast room.

The rookie anchor never shows his face, holding a pair of scissors every day, "clicking and rubbing" and cutting randomly.

Anchor: Look at this paper cut, it's red and thin, it's going to be auctioned now, and the highest bidder will get it, it can replace the male insect for a mental power appeasement.

[What is this cutting?] 】

[The manual work that the little insect cub did can also be used for live broadcast? ] 】

[Swaggering and cheating, the anchor wants to go crazy for money, right? ] 】

[The name of the live broadcast room is also funny, "A pair of worms for a lifetime", family, do I need to slap the anchor to help this stupid female worm sober up? ] 】

The audience in the live broadcast room asked the anchor three times a day:

Is the anchor not treated by the hero today?

Is the anchor's face really ugly interstellar?

Is the anchor's inner paranoia getting worse and worse?

afterward

[Can the anchor have more paper-cuts? ] I'll give out 100,000 interstellar coins]

[I'll give out 1 million interstellar coins]

[If you don't understand, just ask, is this live broadcast room a million to buy a stack of paper-cuts or?] 】

[Are you crazy?] Of course it's one! 】

[Laughing and getting rich, do you think you can buy it with a million? 】

再后来,

A male insect in the live broadcast room fell off his horse.

The live broadcast room exploded directly, and the program ape rushed to repair the star network overnight.

The paper-cut is also selling like crazy, and the paper-cut of the only S-class male insect in the whole galaxy is hard to find.

[Surprise! The biggest wish of S-class male insects is "a pair of insects for a lifetime"?! 】

An S-class male: Why did the female ignore me? I want to stick it with the female monarch!

"Wear it quickly-after marrying the main god, all the staff are crazy" Nan Yu Guiting

Today's tweet: I accidentally saw a guy and wanted to know if he was doing lately, so he returned home

Originally, the hard-pressed host who could successfully turn positive as long as he attacked 100 characters, but there was a problem here in the 99th place of the strategy target...... He's crazy!!!

And by mistake, he entered the internal beta version of the system with his rival, and it crashed from time to time!

It was almost possible to get out of the closed beta version, but who knew that at this last critical juncture, the main god who killed a thousand knives went crazy again!

Workers also have tempers! No more! If everyone is crazy, they will be crazy.

Swing rotten!

"The Seven Year Itch" The wolf who drinks soy milk

Today's tweet: I accidentally saw a guy and wanted to know if he was doing lately, so he returned home

1.

Yu Jing met Qi Yan in high school and fell in love in college.

After graduation, I have lived together for seven years.

has experienced ups and downs, and there is nothing wrong with firewood, rice, oil and salt,

But Qi Yan cheated.

2.

Lian Heng and Yu Jing's family live opposite each other and grew up together since childhood.

He watched each other fall in love and get married, and was desperate to be with Qi Yan.

I thought that this life had passed like this,

Qi Yan actually cheated.

"Top senior, he's very flirtatious and spoiled" sugar soda

Today's tweet: I accidentally saw a guy and wanted to know if he was doing lately, so he returned home

Reunited five years later, Pei Shu looked at Jiang Xu and couldn't move his feet in place.

The person in front of him overlapped with the young man in his memory, and Pei Shu couldn't help but redden.

The variety show was coming to an end, and the reporter asked Jiang Xu why he would return to China.

"There's a special reason for that." Jiang Xu's mind flashed Pei Shu's burnt red face, the tails of his eyes were slightly raised, and the corners of his lips were dyed with a smile.

I stumbled upon a guy and wondered if he was doing lately, so I returned home.

As soon as Jiang Xu's words came out, the live broadcast room was quiet for a few seconds, and the comment area exploded instantly.

Pei Shu's eyes were red again......