It's like the three elements of car, house, and money that you can't escape before you get married.
Even if it is a young couple during the hormonal period, there are also three or two things that are red-faced and red-eared, which are always unavoidable.
Do you think Brother Ji wants to talk about contraception X, contraception X, and pregnancy test X?
No。
What Brother Ji wants to say today is not the common sense of men and women who sing in the middle of the night.
It has been dubbed the "three thresholds of love" by countless boys and girls-
Xiang Urine Farts
Girls who are shrouded in love often hope that they can be more ladylike, and boys who are surrounded by ambiguity often hope that they can be gentle.
Human nature, mutual understanding.
But when the love is deep and the meaning is strong.
Somebody has to be the bad guy who stabs the window paper.
So, in order to make it easier for everyone to enter the new emotional stage.
Brother Ji, who has been single for 10,000 years, while giving "FFF", also pointed out a clear way for those couples who stumbled in front of the door of, pee and fart-
Indirect points required.
Let's together!
This WeChat mini-program called "Couple's Notes" has recently become a little popular in sweet potatoes, and it has also fascinated a group of young couples.
Because it's a small program.
Therefore, it does not have any platform restrictions, as long as you search for "couples" on WeChat, you can find it.
Click to enter the homepage, you can see everyone's favorite...
Oh no.
It's the "air" that everyone is most concerned about~
Wait a minute!
Brother Ji would like to state here first, the handsome and Xiaomei above have nothing to do with Wu Yanzu and me on Line 6.
As soon as I opened the door, I saw them here.
So!
It's not that Brother Ji is secretly falling in love, in terms of falling in love, it is impossible to fall in love, and it is impossible to fall in love in this life...
OK, the misunderstanding is cleared up, let's get down to business.
Maybe the hero sees something the same way.
Like other private apps for couples, you need to link your partner's accounts together before you can officially turn on the feature.
This is understandable.
After all, if you don't even have a partner, how can anyone fly with you...
The actual invitation process is the same as sharing articles and Taobao passwords.
The difficulty factor can be called zero.
It's a pity that when Brother Ji was writing today's experience article, the incident happened suddenly, and it was true that he couldn't find a beautiful girl who was willing to sign a contract with me...
So there is no way.
can only sacrifice our eighth brother who is loved by everyone and sees flowers blooming.
Eighth Brother: ?&@#$...
Naturally.
In terms of gender, I definitely choose men.
Let's congratulate Brother Ji on tying the knot
Ahem, don't make a fuss.
In short, the operation is as fierce as a tiger, and after the account binding is completed, you can officially start the wonderful journey of going to the toilet in the air.
Tap "Start Poo" in the center of the screen to open the exclusive Moment.
But if you want to pull each other together to poop.
Click on the one below, "Call Ta together".
After the invitation, your whispering message will be displayed in the other party's "Couple's Notes" mini program.
Open it and you'll see a kind invitation from the other party.
After passing the invitation, too.
The toilet cubicle, which was originally empty, would have two more little people with their pants off out of thin air.
Smell in the air aside.
U1S1, this scene is still quite warm.
But it's the same as listening to songs with "NetEase Cloud".
"Air" also uses an "extremely advanced" cumulative timekeeping function.
Yes.
After signing the contract, the date and duration of each of your toilet visits will be recorded by the mini program one by one.
It will even show you the best results from the last time.
In the words of high emotional intelligence.
This allows each other to monitor each other's gut health.
In terms of low emotional intelligence.
The deeds of the eighth brother 2 points of a real man, it seems that he can no longer hide it...
It's okay eighth brother.
1 minute and 32 seconds, which is also very powerful.
In addition to going to the toilet in the air.
"Couple's Tale" also has several built-in gameplay.
Private chats, love diaries, time albums, anniversaries.
It's not that these features aren't fun.
Anyway, compared to ""...
To be honest, very mediocre.
In addition, the "Couple's Story" itself is a small program attached to WeChat.
Chat in the applet of the chat software, send it to Moments...
Yes, but not necessarily.
In short, following a number of couple-exclusive apps such as "Stickers", "Mua", and "Gel", it has been a long time since there has been such a couple-only App that can make Brother Ji's eyes black.
Compare "Mua", an unreasonable tool for checking posts.
Brother Ji feels that "Couple's Story" has more private space.
Compare the psoriasis app "sticking".
Brother Ji thinks that "Couple's Story" is not so excessively aggressive on the table.
Although the idea of "empty poop" is very novel.
Ideally, this feature is also very interesting.
It's the kind of function that makes people very interested and want to experience it when they hear it.
Let's try it out...
It's true.
It's a bit hard.
You want to.
Like Brother Ji and Brother Starling, the two of them, whose biological clocks are almost exactly the same, and can be called half-brothers, can't make up a lump of half-brothers after squatting for a long time.
Not to mention those young couples in different places and foreign countries.
Make a phone call, rub a king, and eat online can't catch up with the heat.
Do you still expect them to have time to together?
The picture comes from the Internet