1 How many times have I said it, flammable gas, don't touch the open flame! 1
What can I do when I meet such a girlfriend who can eat 2
Uncle, at this age, why is his temper still so explosive? 3
Sure enough, the interesting soul is more pound 4
Girl, if you're playing like this, I won't take you to play next time in tug-of-war 5
This is the legendary real Navy SEAL 6
Are all today's elementary school students so excited after school? Looks like I'm really old 7
The real jumping machine, do you dare to play 8
Quite prescient enough to bring a helmet 9
My sister picks up my brother from school 10
The three girls insisted on playing with the excavator with me, and I didn't dare to ask to drive away! 11
Video with girlfriend, is she in a bad mood? 12
What does this eldest sister want to do, just make a wish, you have to jump into the river, do you think there will be a hero to save the beauty by jumping into the river? 13
Cat: Get me down, it's not your turn yet14
Naughty and cute girl, will you like it? 15
Girl, how does it taste? Isn't that great? 16
Girl, what are you doing? We don't want to kidnap other people's boyfriends! 17
Uncle, aunt has five seconds to reach the battlefield! 18
This is the dream grandson in the hearts of thousands of grandparents! 19
"I'm the only one left messy in the wind and waves!" 20
This is a baby rat with only a space dream! 21
How dare you pull the rope? 22
There can only be one 23 in the school
Look at those little eyes that have nowhere to place, revealing a faint melancholy of Xiaoshenyang! 24
Two fists are hard to beat four hands, this face is too embarrassing 25
Ever since I went to the city and jumped over Di, I have been out of control ever since! 26
Little sister, your slap scared the big brother who smoked 27
Dog: Don't worry, when you get home and discuss it with your parents, we will get married right away28
Overweight, big brother 29
Haha, that's what happens to a dead duck with a hard beak 30
What would you do if you met her at night? 31
How about this one-word horse? Isn't it quite surprising! 32
What a talent show this is! 33
Good guy, I usually can't even unscrew the cap of the bottle, but this will be so strong 34
The fruit is so big, I can't help but want to pick a handful of 35
Embarrassing, really embarrassing, why don't you live on a different planet 36
A direct slap in the face will kill you 37
A person with short legs rides a two-eight bar, and his foot must not reach the pedal 38
What brand is this mobile phone, report the brand, I can avoid thunder 39
Unexpectedly, this cake is unexpected, right? You can shoot what you should shoot, and don't shoot 40 if you shouldn't
Girl, pay attention to what you wear before you go out, the girlfriends next to you are embarrassed to look at it. 41
42 to share a funny story with you
Xiao Ming is an ordinary person who lives an ordinary life. He gets up early every day and goes to work on time, but there are always some interesting things that make people cry and laugh in life.
One day, Xiao Ming meets a very strange passenger on the subway. The passenger was dressed in colorful clothes and had a large red flower on his head. He held a carrot in his hand and took a bite from time to time. So-and-so couldn't help it, so he stepped forward and asked, "Are you eating carrots?" The strange passenger looked up and replied with a serious face, "No, I'm eating a gherkin." With that, he took another bite of the carrot.
Xiao Ming couldn't hold back a smile, but then he found that his phone was gone! He panicked and searched everywhere, but he couldn't find it. Suddenly, he heard a familiar ringtone, and when he turned his head, he saw that the strange passenger was playing a game with his mobile phone, and he was still shaking his head and dancing a little dance. So-and-so couldn't help but say funny and helplessly: "You, what are you doing with my mobile phone?" The passenger raised his head and replied with a blank face: "I'm helping you find your phone, and the phone has been found!" After saying that, he started dancing again, still holding so-and-so's mobile phone in his hand.
Xiao Ming really couldn't cry or laugh, he took the phone and said with emotion: "Thank you, I found my phone, but I didn't expect it to be found by a dancing Mr. Carrot for me." The strange passenger listened, laughed, and danced even more merrily.
This incident has become a joke when Xiao Ming chatted with his friends recently, and every time he mentioned it, everyone laughed back and forth. These little anecdotes in life make Xiao Ming's life full of joy and surprises, and also make him love this colorful world even more.