The boy was the best man and met the head teacher as a bridesmaid, and his toes were pulled out of the three-bedroom hall
author:Hi Yin Wenhai
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If you want to hit me, you can say it directly, why bother around these bends
I lost my temper, and even myself...
I just want to ask this coach: how much does it cost to ride a lap of the big brother
Give, one person only has one ang!
No, wait a minute! It's not what I thought!
Is this a new project for amusement parks?
Rope: Brothers unite as one, but you seem to weigh a thousand pounds.
No matter how big you are, you're afraid of needles, hahahaha
Flat Drag: Am I not cool? I am not long? House: Am I not deep? God Comment: It comes with a God comment, and it has been reported
Owner of the white car: May I ask, what just happened......
I said, why can't I get the delivery? So he's here.
Is this dog in the baby teeth? This way of grinding teeth may not be too good
The response is really good, it seems that I have experienced a lot
Big brother, your hairstyle is more special, I laughed to death
How do you practice your clairvoyance and tailwind ears?
I heard that you don't allow fireworks, why don't you try this kind of fun?
Hey, I'm still standing in a circle, and my clothes aren't dirty
Hahahahaha, this timing is just right!
This is a master, and girls can walk on a single-plank bridge in high heels.
Polar Bear: Woo, I feel like he's having an affair
That's right, just pick it up and run, so your boyfriend will have to pay
The local tyrant is so capricious when he enters the mall
Congratulations, this classmate, your sharp operation has successfully made you shortlisted for this year's single dog ranks!
No one came to buy it for a long time, and Lao Tzu stopped selling it
If the girl doesn't want to get married, forget it, there's no need to do it, let's say that if you marry home and play wrestling every day, who can stand it
Before I see it: I'm going to see how artistic he is, and after I see it: I'll go, fool
Elephant, to be honest, I feel like you're a fool
Erkang has no outsiders today, you tell the truth, you didn't mean it
The young man was so sleepy that he fell to the ground and fell asleep
Since it's so hot, what are you doing with a shoe brush?
My sister is cheating her brother like this now, aren't you afraid of being beaten by her brother in a few years!
The ideal is very plump, and the reality is very skinny
Only good friends dare to do this
If so, this should be able to apply for the Guinness Book of Records
Uncle, do you still recruit security guards in your community?
Uncle is still uncle!
Is the lipstick about to expire?
The girl's balance is also too good
The height limit pole doesn't take into account the thing on the camel's back!
Winter in the north is normal, and all kinds of roads are slippery
Whoever loses their wheels will be unlucky if they hit it
How many people who entered the factory were stumped
Uncle, shouldn't you, shouldn't you be very experienced?
Do it next time, save time and effort!
Family, what should I do when I meet such a hospitable neighbor? The girls insisted that I go in for a cup of tea
The boy was the best man and met the head teacher as a bridesmaid, and his toes were pulled out of the three-bedroom apartment
1. Good words are rare, and bad words are easy to give.
2. In the sorrow of half a life, a dream is nothing.
3. The stones of other mountains can be used to attack jade.
4. Cook according to the population and tailor the body to the body
5. Contentment is always content, lifelong disgrace;
6. It is better to be righteous than to be insufficient, rather than evil to be excessive.
7. Acquaintances are all over the world, and there are a few people who know each other.
8. The book is seventy percent, the play is three points, and the cowhide lamp shadow is made up.
9. It is better to repay debts than to give alms, and it is better to avoid misfortune than to cultivate blessings.
10. Don't take evil as small, don't do good as small.