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Paranoia (joke)

author:Lin Fatzi tells the story

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It is said that in an ancient mountain village, there is a farmer named Zhang Laosan, who is industrious and simple on weekdays, but there is a problem - suspicious and suspicious. Everyone in the village knows that when he hears the sound of leaves on the road, he thinks that the fox spirit is doing trouble, and when he sees the moon shadow swaying at night, he thinks that the ghost is dancing. In short, he looks like a monster to everyone, and everything he hears looks like a ghost.

On this day, Zhang Laosan went to the mountain to chop wood, and when he walked halfway up the mountain, he suddenly heard a "cooing" sound. His heart tightened, and he immediately looked around vigilantly, thinking, "This sound, could it be that the monsters in the mountains are doing something?" He cautiously walked in the direction from which the sound came, and saw a large bird squatting on a branch with a worm in its mouth, feeding it to the birds under the tree.

Seeing this, Zhang Laosan breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out that it was just a big bird feeding a small bird. He shook his head and laughed at himself, "My suspicious problem is really getting worse and worse. ”

Just then, a gust of wind blew and the leaves rustled. Zhang Laosan was startled again, turned around and ran, shouting in his mouth: "The monster is coming! The monster is coming!" He ran home in one breath, closed the doors and windows, and didn't dare to come out.

After a while, he heard no movement outside, and only then did he dare to poke his head out. I saw my neighbor Li Sizheng standing at the door of his house, carrying a basket of fresh vegetables in his hand, and said with a smile: "Zhang Laosan, what's wrong with you? ”

Paranoia (joke)

Zhang Laosan smiled awkwardly and said, "Alas, I'm not suspicious. When I heard some movement on the mountain just now, I thought it was a youkai coming. ”

When Li Si heard this, he laughed and said, "You, what a living treasure! Where did the monster come from in this mountain? Even if there is, I am afraid that you will look suspicious!"

The two looked at each other and laughed, and Zhang Laosan also felt that his suspicious problem was really funny. Since then, he has worked hard to overcome this problem and is no longer easily intimidated by some sounds and shadows.

As the days passed, Zhang Laosan's life also returned to peace. On this day, he went to the mountains to chop wood again, and when he walked to a dense forest, he suddenly felt a cool breeze behind him, and he couldn't help but shiver, thinking, "What kind of ghost is doing this time?"

He just wanted to turn around and run away, but he heard a familiar voice say, "Zhang Laosan, are you suspicious again?" He looked back and saw that it was Mr. Zhao, a scholar in the village.

Mr. Zhao shook his head with a smile and said, "Where did the ghosts come from in this mountain? ”

Paranoia (joke)

Zhang Laosan touched his head awkwardly and said, "Mr. Zhao, you're right. I really have to change this. However, I just couldn't control myself, and when I heard something, I couldn't help but think about the worst. ”

Mr. Zhao thought for a moment and said, "That's it, I'll teach you a way." If you hear any movement or see something strange in the future, don't be afraid of it, take a few deep breaths and tell yourself that this is just a normal part of nature. Then, you analyze it intellectually and see what it is. ”

Zhang Laosan felt that Mr. Zhao's method was very reasonable, so he nodded and agreed to try.

Since then, every time Zhang Laosan encounters something strange, he will follow Mr. Zhao's method. Gradually, he found that he was no longer so easily frightened, and his paranoia was slowly improved.

People in the village say that Zhang Laosan has become much smarter now and is no longer as startled as before. Zhang Laosan himself feels that life has become easier and more enjoyable.

The story spread throughout the village and became a popular joke. People can't help but laugh out loud when they talk about Zhang Laosan's suspicion after dinner. And Zhang Laosan is also happy, he used his own experience to tell everyone: suspicion will only make life more tense and boring, and facing the unknown with reason and courage is the attitude we should learn to live.

Paranoia (joke)

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