Know the girl's name (joke)
In ancient times, there was a scholar, who was proud of his talents, learned five cars, shook his head all day long, recited poems, and thought that none of the women in the world could be worthy of him. On this day, he had nothing to do, so he went to the suburbs to play, which coincided with the spring flowers blooming, willow green and pink, so spring.
The scholar was intoxicated when he suddenly saw a girl in front of him, holding a basket of flowers, picking wild flowers. The girl was beautiful and elegant, and when the scholar saw it, he immediately fell in love and wanted to come forward to talk to her. He cleared his throat, tidied up his clothes, walked up to the girl, and said, "Xiaosheng is so polite, dare to ask the girl's name?"
The girl glanced up at the scholar, and saw that he was a talented person and polite, so she also replied: "The little girl's surname is Hua, and her name is Cai." ”
When the scholar heard this, he was overjoyed and said secretly: "Flowers, a good name, like flowers and jade, picking spring light, is exactly what I want." So he asked, "I don't know where the girl's family lives?" ”
The girl smiled and said, "The little girl's family lives in the mountains, and there is no door to visit. If the son has a heart, he might as well come here often, and the little girl will pick flowers here. ”
When the scholar heard this, he was even more excited, thanked him repeatedly, and turned to leave. As he walked, he thought, "This flower girl is really a celestial person." I'm going to find an auspicious day to propose to her. ”
When he returned home, the scholar didn't think about tea and dinner, and only thought about the flowery girl. He thought about it and finally came up with a good idea. He took out the four treasures of the study and began to write a marriage proposal. He was full of enthusiasm and wrote a whole article, expressing his admiration for the flower girl vividly. After he finished writing, he felt that it was inappropriate, and he was afraid that his writing would not be enough to impress the girl's heart, so he revised it repeatedly until he was satisfied.
The next day, the scholar got up early, folded the proposal letter neatly, put it in a beautiful envelope, and then went to the suburbs with the gifts. He found the place where the girl had picked the flowers yesterday, but found that there was no one there, only baskets of flowers and wild flowers scattered on the ground. The scholar's heart tightened, and he said secretly: "Could it be that I'm late?
He hurriedly looked around, but saw an old woman working not far away. He hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "May I ask the old mother, have you ever seen the girl who picked flowers here yesterday?"
The old woman glanced up at the scholar and said, "Oh, you're talking about flowers." She did come here yesterday to pick flowers, but she's gone. ”
When the scholar heard this, he was disappointed and hurriedly asked, "Where did she go and when will she come back?"
The old woman shook her head and said, "I don't know where she went. She is a flower picker, she has no fixed place, and after picking one place, she goes to another. If you want to find her, I'm afraid it's difficult. ”
When the scholar heard this, he fell into an ice cave, and the marriage proposal letter and gifts in his hand also fell to the ground. He stood there dumbfounded, speechless for a long time.
When the old woman saw that he was so depressed, she persuaded: "Son, there is no grass at the end of the world, why do you want to love a flower? ”
When the scholar heard this, he sighed, picked up the marriage proposal and gifts on the ground, and left gloomily. As he walked, he thought, "I thought I had found a soulmate, but it was an empty joy. This flower picking girl is really a flower picking girl, she leaves after picking, leaving no trace. Alas, it's just a dream. ”
Since then, the scholar no longer mentions marriage proposals, but just buries his head in hard reading, hoping that one day he will be able to be named on the gold list and glorify the lintel. And the girl who picks flowers has also become a beautiful legend, spreading in the countryside.
People said: "That scholar, he is really smart but he was mistaken by cleverness, thinking that he had met a flower-picking girl who was like a flower-like jade, but he didn't expect it to be a flower-picking girl who picked flowers without leaving a trace." Haha, what a joke. ”
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