Champion (joke)
It is said that in ancient times, there was a scholar named Li Si, who was extremely smart and only eight buckets tall, but he had a problem, that is, he loved to brag. He often boasts that his talent is unmatched, claiming that once he goes to Beijing to take the exam, the champion will definitely be in his pocket. When the fathers and elders in the township heard this, they all shook their heads and smiled bitterly, but they couldn't do anything about him.
One year, coinciding with the year of Dabi, Li Si really packed his bags and prepared to go to Beijing to take the exam. Before leaving, he held a banquet and invited relatives and friends in the township to see him off. After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, Li Si began to boast again with the strength of wine: "Everyone, this time in Beijing, I, Li Si, will definitely win the championship in one fell swoop and win the title of champion." At that time, if you have any difficulties, just come to me, and I, Li Si, will solve your problems. ”
When everyone heard this, they all knew that he had made an old mistake again, so they echoed him, some praised him for his talent, and some wished him success. Only the old Wang at the head of the village had a good relationship with Li Si on weekdays, so he wanted to take the opportunity to make fun of him, so he said: "Li Si, if you really win the champion, then don't forget us folks." When the time comes, you will have to find an official position for my old king, so that I can also taste the taste of being an official. ”
When Li Si heard this, he laughed and said: "Old Wangtou, don't worry, when I win the champion, I will definitely find you a prefect." ”
When the old king heard this, he was also happy: "I don't dare to be the prefect, if you can find a county order for me, you will be content." ”
The two laughed, causing everyone at the table to burst into laughter. Li Si was even more triumphant, feeling that he was already the champion in sight.
In this way, Li Si took everyone's blessings and expectations and embarked on the journey to Beijing to catch the exam. Along the way, he enjoyed the beautiful scenery of mountains and rivers, recited poems, and felt uncomfortable. However, when he arrived in the capital, as soon as he entered the examination room, he found that there were so many talents in the world, and his talent did not seem to be so outstanding.
After a fierce competition, the day of release has arrived. Li Si came to the list with great anticipation, and looked through it from beginning to end, but found that his name did not appear in it. He did not believe in evil and watched it several times until he was sure that it was correct, and then he left dejectedly.
Li Si returned disappointed, and when the villagers saw it, they all comforted him, saying that he didn't win this time, and he would have a chance next time. But Li Si didn't feel good in his heart, he felt that he had lost face, and he had no shame to see his fellow villagers and elders again.
At this moment, the old Wang Tou walked over, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Li Si, don't be discouraged, I know your ability." I didn't hit this time, but I will definitely be able to hit next time. By the way, I am still waiting for the position of county magistrate you promised me before. ”
When Li Si heard this, his face immediately turned red, and he said hesitantly: "Old Wangtou, you ...... Don't be kidding, I didn't hit this time, so there's no next time. ”
The old king said solemnly: "Li Si, you are the best talent, how can you say such depressing words? I am waiting for you to be an official, you can't let me down." ”
When Li Si heard this, he felt even more uncomfortable, he sighed and said, "Old Wangtou, don't make fun of me." I didn't hit this time, and I felt very uncomfortable. After that, I no longer dare to boast that I am a top talent. ”
When the old king heard this, he laughed and said, "Li Si, you have to change your problem." However, although you didn't win the top prize, in our hearts, you will always be the Li Si who loves to brag. Who of us folks doesn't know about you? Don't worry, we won't look down on you because of this. ”
Li Si listened to the words of the old king, and although he was a little embarrassed in his heart, he also felt warm. He understands that no matter whether he wins the top prize or not, the friendship and tolerance of the villagers are his most valuable assets. Since then, he no longer boasts that he is the top talent, but is down-to-earth, studies hard, and hopes to use his real talent to do something practical for the villagers.
And this story is also a good story among the villagers, whenever someone mentions Li Si, everyone will smile and say: "That Li Si who loves to brag is really a living treasure." ”
As for whether Li Si can really become the champion, it is unknown. But in any case, he is a joke character who can't help but laugh, bringing endless joy and laughter to people. Like and support, pay attention and don't get lost, more exciting waiting for you!