Yesterday, Xu Bo, the "first father of China", blew up a big melon, saying that he was deceived by a lady of 300 million, and he lost the lawsuit!
As a result, he was ridiculed by countless netizens, and countless netizens wrote two big words in their hearts: "You deserve it!"
Seeing that "Cooking Teacher" was taken down from nowhere to explode gold coins, countless people died of laughter in the comment area......
A well-meaning netizen put forward a very intimate suggestion to Xu Bo, who was embarrassed, lost money and lost sperm: only have a boyfriend in the future to prevent future troubles!
You must know that Xu Bo, who calls himself the "first father of China", once boasted proudly that "the current state is a man's ultimate dream" because of some comical operations......
What is this "man's ultimate dream"?
According to Xu Bo's actions, words and deeds, his "central idea" is that he is rich and refined, with three thousand beauties in the harem, only having children and not getting married, and only enjoying the feeling of coolness is irresponsible......
Don't say it, Xu Bo is really not a mouth cannon, just do it!
Let's start with Dorkin.
Xu Bo was born in December 1977, only has a junior high school education, a proper Internet addict teenager, and went to work before finishing technical school.
Because he loves to play games and is more good at playing, he later went to NetEase to serve as the customer service of "Journey to the West 1", and went all the way to high-level game planning from ordinary customer service, and single-handedly developed the popular game "Fantasy Journey to the West" with the collective youth memories of the post-80s.
In July 2006, 29-year-old Xu Bo and Ding Lei parted ways and founded Kingsoft Duoyi (later Duoyi Network), which led a series of online games such as "Shenwu", making a lot of money and becoming a billionaire.
In the "2024 Hurun Global Rich List", Xu Bo ranks 900th on the list with a wealth of 27.5 billion yuan.
It is said that "when a man is rich, he becomes bad", but for Xu Bo, whether he was like this, or whether he became bad after being rich, cannot be verified, but, as a game boss, he made a lot of sensational big things.
In 2018, Xu Bo openly asked employees for red envelopes, and if he didn't give it, he would write a 2,000-word review letter!
made the employees look confused and had to be obedient......
Unexpectedly, Mr. Xu reversed himself, refused to accept all the red envelopes, and returned 10 times the red envelopes to the employees!
Finally, he announced that this was done to test the loyalty of employees.
After that, he did another thing that everyone expected.
In 2020, he announced that the company was doing well and that its profits had grown greatly, and suddenly forced employees to take a "voluntary pay cut", allowing them to voluntarily apply for a 10% reduction in their monthly benefits.
This time, the employees have learned well and have "voluntarily applied for a salary cut"!
TOEIC claims that 100% of veteran employees and executives have applied to participate in voluntary salary reductions, and that "they are generally truly happy and satisfied."
A while ago, Xu Bo also launched a vigorous anti-corruption case, offering a reward of 10 million yuan to collect "500 million losses caused by the fraud of former female executives......
During the epidemic, Xu Bo made a big rumor and reported the Wuhan Institute of Virology without any basis for his real name, and was marked as "Rumor Weibo" by the platform!
Not long ago, he made a hot search of "the bride price of employees marrying wives shall not exceed 100,000 yuan, otherwise they will be severely punished......
Just look at these strange operations, Xu Bo is very strange and legendary.
Let's talk about how fine it is.
What really made Xu Bo famous was his remarks and comical operations on the matter of men and women.
He openly opposes monogamy, advocates only having children and not getting married, and the more the merrier, declares that in order to revitalize the nation and family, he will have 50 children, and work hard for this!
Xu Bo is not a mouth cannon, thunder alone does not rain, in order to achieve his goal, he openly recruited his girlfriend on the Internet, requiring the woman to be under the age of 23, more than 165 meters tall, and above the B cup, and be sentenced to ......
Not only that, he listed the specific scoring criteria, and also took Internet celebrities as a reference, in his rating list, Sister Feng Xi mentioned 3 points, Sister Furong scored 5 points, Sister Milk Tea only scored 6 points, Liu Yifei only counted 8 points, and Nazha won 9 points......
These news once caused a sensation on the Internet, and some netizens said that he looked like this, but he was very judgmental about women's character, and choosing a concubine was like choosing a cabbage!
This is nothing, he also made a lot of shocking remarks, such as "a woman is virtuous if she is not talented", "A woman only has the value of childbirth and the value of educating children, so that she can really attract men who love her"......
Therefore, he has also been labeled as "anti-feminist" and "male-powered", and has been criticized by many people, but he doesn't care at all......
Don't say it, even if you look like this, you say a lot of things that offend women, and the values are very strange, but people have a lot of money, so there are really a lot of female moths that burst into Xu Bo's arms like a fire......
So, Xu Bo, who is more refined, started his plan to have babies, working hard day by day, and has created 13 babies so far (according to his revelations, the known number)!
Others are happy to be the "richest man", but he is happy to be the "first father", like the following "show off wealth".
Of course, in the process of making a baby, he is most proud of the "second girl's mother", because she doesn't need PS in her own lens to make him go up, and she is willing to make a baby for him herself, and almost becomes a third girl's mother......
Of course, he claimed that the "second girl's mother" was not only virtuous and kind, did not cry pain when giving birth to children, did not cry out tiredness when raising children, and took care of his harem meticulously, but also did not want his money.
Therefore, "Erniu Mom" was praised by him and showed it countless times, in short: "No woman is sweeter and gentler than her"......
In fact, in addition to these benefits, the biggest feature of "Erniu's mother" is to help him find MM, take care of the harem, and raise children......
The key is that Xu Bo said that he went outside to look for MM, and the "second girl's mother" not only was not jealous when she knew it, but praised him for not having a woman who couldn't handle it, which gave him the confidence to turn a toothpick into an iron pestle......
What makes Mr. Xu most proud is that the "second girl's mother" is absolutely loyal to him, will not cuckold him, will not run with others, and he also released cruel words, if a man can ask the second girl's mother to eat alone, he will send 10 million yuan!
Of course, it is a pity that the "second girl's mother" was unable to be promoted to the "third girl's mother" because of an accidental miscarriage when she was pregnant with the third girl......
In addition, it is very tiring to make a baby in person, and his ability is limited, so Xu Bo started another operation, that is, giving birth to a baby overseas, sperm donation and surrogacy, and the "second girl's mother" is everywhere, which is naturally indispensable.
Through these sassy operations, Xu Bo got a "son all over the ground" and a steady stream of girlfriends, and felt extremely happy, feeling that he had realized "a man's ultimate dream", and also said that his saucy operations were "completely legal"!
Of course, in addition to these, Xu Bo also made a lot of more exciting lace scandals, which Wan Xiaodao couldn't describe, so he could only omit 6969 words.
Xu Bo's story made netizens look confused and questioned whether this is okay?
Everyone wonders, is it Xu Bo who molested the Chinese Marriage Law, or did the Chinese Marriage Law condone a fish like Xu Bo who slipped through the net?
There is a saying in the rivers and lakes that you have to pay it back after all!
The slap in the face is finally here, no, Xu Bo, who is rich and refined, also has today!
In his complaint yesterday, he said a lot, Wan Xiaodao summed it up, and it was probably just a few points:
1. lost sperm, went to the United States to donate sperm everywhere, gave birth to a bunch of babies, and was finally abandoned by Ms. Tang;
2. lost the gold, the more than 1 billion I gave to Ms. Tang, as long as I came back more than 500 million, the remaining more than 300 million was gone;
3. Embarrassed, I took a lot of evidence to fight a lawsuit, and I lost.
Xu Bo sent out his "story of blood and tears", thinking that the story of "empty people and money" could win everyone's sympathy. Who knows, the comment area is full of laughter, and after reading it, netizens are all "everything is as expected", and they are finally relieved!
After all, you get melons when you plant melons, you get beans when you plant beans. Mr. Xu's proud "second girl's mother" finally became a big joke, and the end of the drama ended with "abandoning her husband and children, and running away with money", which is really happy.
What's even more embarrassing is that on the one hand, he openly himself, but he cares very much about the woman having a relationship with three men, and he was not satisfied with each other, but he left her by his side, slipped into his bed and gave birth to a child......
What is called double standard, this is called double standard!
What is a split, this is a split!
What is even more ridiculous is that the "boiling teacher" who initially messed with the relationship between men and women, and did everything possible to evade Chinese law and exploit loopholes in the law, finally wanted to get back the money he gave to the woman through Chinese law! After losing the lawsuit, he turned his head and attacked the legal and judicial personnel.
The melon exposed by Xu Bo is actually equivalent to "reverse revelations", shaking out a bunch of his own black material, the more he describes it, the blacker it becomes, it's really embarrassing, it's a big shame!
Well, if you lose it, you lose it, there are some things that shouldn't belong to him in the first place, why should the "cooking teacher" who has gained so many benefits be so serious?
Game life, life is just a game, if you are serious, you can only make people laugh!
After all, for the Joker, life is nothing more than a game.
The author of this article: Wan Xiaodao, writing stars, writing gossip, there is evidence;