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If you can be invited by a friend to take a bath together in the north, then the relationship between the two of you is definitely strong enough.
But friends in the south think that this is "the words of tigers and wolves", and they can't accept a group of people standing together bare.
When I took a bath, I felt like a "fish on a chopping board", and my aunt was "slaughtered".
In our opinion, being able to be "picked up and rubbed" by the aunt in the bath is to enjoy the supreme service, but the southern friends are frightened by this toe to the ground.
Blushing and asking on the Internet: Is the northern scrubbing bath so explosive?
I have to say that netizens are enthusiastic, and they know everything about scrubbing the bath, which makes me almost die of laughter in the comment area.
Originally, it was just a northern girl in the dormitory complaining that taking a bath with her mother always felt unclean.
This shocked the southern roommate, who had "never seen the world", and everyone was so candid.
After all, in the eyes of southerners, it is better to believe that there is a ghost in the bathroom than to have a second person.
In order to let this southern roommate experience the bathing culture in the north, he proposed to go to the bath together today.
Faced with the unfamiliar word "bathing", the southern roommate thought it was a hot spring and even wanted to take his swimsuit together.
But when I learned that it was okay to be naked, I was shocked.
I didn't expect that what was normal in the eyes of northerners was that things were incomparably "ashamed" for southerners.
There are even people who feel that their spirit has been "trampled on".
Of course, this is not the most explosive, when the northern roommate proposed that Aunt No. 8, who was willing to "pick up" and rub herself, to rub herself today, the southern roommate couldn't hold back for a while.
I don't understand it at all, and I don't want to understand the phrase "it's clean in this way" in my roommate's mouth.
Seeing such a reaction from the southerners, the northerners couldn't help but explain in the comment area that fortunately, this blogger is not a boy, otherwise he would have to experience the scene of "picking it up" and washing it.
The male netizens in the comment area really don't treat everyone as outsiders, and directly described the details of the bath.
Just looking at the words is already on my toes, and I dare not imagine what extreme actions I can do on the scene.
In addition to the text description, northern netizens even intimately presented picture explanations.
After reading this, everyone should be able to understand what the process of scrubbing the bath is. As for some private parts, it's good for everyone to experience it on their own.
Men and women will use slightly different methods due to the influence of body structure.
But many times, girls have to rub all sides, while boys only rub the front and back. It is not known if this is a custom in a certain region, or a uniform standard in the north.
For many southerners, if they hadn't done the Raiders, they wouldn't have known and could hardly imagine such an operation. But once you lie down on the bed where you are scrubbing, you can't escape if you want to, and you can only "let others slaughter" without saying a word.
When I returned to the hotel, I felt extremely ashamed when I remembered the scene I had just been in the bathhouse.
However, this behavior of "hanging" at the door of the bathhouse is still cautious, and it is a big deal to rub it a few more times to get used to it.
Of course, some netizens can't accept the reason for scrubbing, not because they are shy, but because their skin is too sensitive, and others want to hide when they touch it.
In the face of such customers, it is estimated that even the most senior bathing aunt can't cope with it.
In fact, for southerners, they also know that everyone's body structure is the same, and there is no need to be embarrassed to stand in the bathhouse.
But the moment I entered the bathhouse, I saw the white flesh in front of me, and I was embarrassed to want to escape.
After all, for them, since they grew up and developed, they have bathed by themselves, and even their mothers have never seen their own bodies.
Even when they were taking a bath, they would be scolded by their own dogs!
After telling the southerners about the bathing in the north, everyone was also full of curiosity about the bathing of the southerners.
Because every time the problem of scrubbing the bath is mentioned, southern netizens will explain that they don't scrub the bath not because it is not clean, but because there is no need to scrub the bath every day.
At this time, northerners will be curious, and they all say that the south is wet and cold in winter, can everyone really take a bath every day no matter how cold the weather is?
When I saw this answer, I instantly understood.
I really want to apply for central heating for southerners, don't let the children in the south rely on bathing to keep warm, not to mention wasting water, and washing once won't last too long!
In the eyes of friends in the south, there is no difference between bathing in a public bathhouse and running naked.
But thinking backwards, since everyone is running naked in the bathhouse, wouldn't it be even more strange that I didn't join in.
Many southerners say that even their mothers can't take a bath with them.
As a northerner who rubbed each other's backs with his mother since he was a child, he was very curious about who helped southerners take a bath when they were young.
If you wash it alone, won't it be difficult to reach the back?
Although it is not excluded that friends with bones Qingqi can hold their backs, they can't use their strength.
When southerners go to the north to take a bath, and the uncle and aunt touch their private parts, their minds go blank.
Who would have thought that the aunt would break her legs and rub them, and the uncle would pick them up.
Every time I take a bath, my soul is devastated.
In fact, if the southern friends let go of that "shame" and go to the bathhouse to take a bath, it will definitely open the door to a new world.
Some netizens told about the scene of their first bath, and the master asked if he hadn't taken a bath for half a year?
It can only be said that this master's guess is still too conservative, because netizens have not taken a bath for more than 20 years.
However, when rubbing the bath, everyone must remember not to ask the uncle who rubbed the bath if he has eaten in order to find a topic.
Otherwise, he will think that you are laughing at him for being boring, and he will try his best to give you a bath.
If your southern friends are really embarrassed to go to the bathhouse, you can try to buy a bath towel on the Internet.
Although it is understandable that daily bathing and environmental problems in the south may not require as much mud rubbing as in the north.
But after a long time, it must still be a little, of course, you must soak it thoroughly and then rub it, otherwise dry rubbing will have no effect, and it will hurt the skin.
When buying bath towels, you can also buy old-fashioned thin ones. Although some new products are blown out of the sky, they are not as practical as a few dollars.
However, I also want to remind everyone that if you really experience it, there is no need to rub it too often.
The time to rub once in 5~7 days is just right, because the essence of scrubbing is to rub off the dead cuticle and the ash on the surface of the body.
Too often can cause damage to the skin, and in severe cases, it can even scab over.
If you have the opportunity to come to the bathhouse in the north to take a bath, you must also pay attention to the fact that you can wash on an empty stomach.
First, taking a bath is a hard work, and more importantly, the temperature of the bathhouse is high, and the environment is slightly closed, if people have an empty stomach in such an environment, it is easy to cause low blood sugar.
I didn't expect it to be just a bath, but there is such a big difference between the north and the south, and different regions have their own bathing culture, so I really want to go to various places to experience it.
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