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Argentina, it's time to ask for food

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Argentina, it's time to ask for food

Minister of Foreign Affairs of Argentina

The Argentine Foreign Ministry confirmed that at the end of this month, the Argentine Foreign Minister visited China for three days.

The official itinerary of the visit is two things: to attend a business forum on Argentine investment matters and to meet with mainland leaders.

If we use the words of the Argentine media to sum it up, then the Argentine foreign minister's visit to China can be summed up in 12 words: eliminate misunderstandings, release goodwill, and seek investment.

The Argentine Chronicle (El Cronista) made a more detailed report on this, and the Argentine foreign minister came to China to renew the currency swap line between China and Argentina, seek Chinese enterprises to invest in Argentine lithium mines, and seek Chinese loans to solve the "almost paralyzed Argentine public works construction" (Argentine media original words), including providing loans or credit lines for the construction of the Santa Cruz dam, river dredging projects, and bridges and highways in several provinces.

To put it mildly, it is to ask for food.

Argentina, it's time to ask for food

Screenshot of the Argentine Chronicle

However, even if you come to ask for food, don't forget to disgust us, as written by the Argentine Chronicle (El Cronista) (pictured above), I will translate it to the effect: the two countries have many insurmountable differences, such as the system, plus the friction of China's Taiwan region (of course, the original text is not written like this, you know), in the face of this situation, Argentina needs to establish mature and reasonable diplomatic relations with China.

Just, dumbfounded, right?

Does Taiwan, China have a penny to do with you, Argentina?

In the past, China and Argentina were quite "mature and reasonable", why are they not "mature" and "reasonable" now, don't you count 13?

Of course, this is the remarks of the media, but it can also be seen what kind of virtue their media are, they always feel good about themselves, and they are not as good as some Argentine netizens.

After the news of the visit to China was announced on the X account of the Argentine Ministry of Foreign Affairs, the comments of Argentine netizens below were quite direct.

Argentina, it's time to ask for food

The comments of the Argentine netizens under the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Afghanistan have been automatically translated in Spanish

"Aren't you not doing business with China?"

Wasn't it quite a bit of a tough few months ago, and wasn't it quite arrogant when it refused to enter the BRICS (to be clear, Argentina is not a member of the BRICS, but the previous Argentine government became a BRICS candidate at the invitation of Brazil, and we didn't really care so much about whether it wanted to enter or not)?

Why did you get cowardly so quickly?

Yesterday I wrote that I could not understand Argentina, to be exact, Milley's strange operation. Argentina is getting stupid

This is the equivalent of an extra, because there has been a lot of fun in Argentina in recent days.

On the 18th of this month, Argentina excitedly said that it had become a NATO partner country, and those who didn't know it thought that Argentina had joined NATO.

There are not many NATO partner countries, just 10 countries, in addition to Australia, Japan, South Korea and a few other hardcore allies of the United States that are not included in NATO, there are also Iraq, Pakistan, Afghanistan and Mongolia.....

Argentina, do you think in the hearts of Americans, are you Afghanistan or Mongolia or Japan or Australia?

Moreover, this partner country has long existed in name only, Pakistan, Afghanistan, and Iraq, not to mention Iraq, all entered for historical reasons, and the United States did not bother to call them when the meeting was held, so should they send us the content of the meeting at the same time?

Mongolia was idle, pulled a company of troops, and went to NATO for a trip in the name of training.

Argentina took a lot of effort, kneeling and licking for more than half a year?

Before it was over, after Milley went to the United States three times to beg, the United States finally approved a $40 million financing line for Argentina.

Yes, the Americans have given loans, which are quite a few, which is equivalent to Messi's business income for a year.

However, the Americans also said that our family has no surplus food, and we dare not spend a penny indiscriminately, and if you are given 40 million US dollars, you can only use it to buy American weapons.

Really, I was in tears and laughing.

Then on the 19th of this month, the Argentine Central Bank, which could not bear the inflationary pressure, went to Beijing, what did it do?

Argentina, it's time to ask for food

Argentine media reported that we printed money for them

Because Argentina's own mints are smoking, they can't expand their production capacity to print Argentine pesos, so this time I came to Beijing to ask us to print another 90 million bills with a denomination of 20,000 pesos.

And two months ago we had already printed a batch for him, and it was not enough.

Don't forget, a few months ago, Milley swore that as long as the state didn't spend money, there would be no need to print money, and there would be no inflation.

A few months later, it became Mr. Luo who slapped himself hard, right?

Then came the big wave on the 25th, and millions of people in Argentina took to the streets again and again, ostensibly to protest against Milley's desire to ban public universities, but in fact because of hunger.

Anyway, most people don't have jobs, so they go to the street to play, and maybe they can buy something for zero yuan.

There's really nothing to say about this, and we don't care that Argentines can't go to university in the future, and without the public universities that dominate the country, it's normal for private universities to raise tuition fees or something.

Interestingly, Argentine netizens picked up the report card of the "economist" president, who turned out to be a scumbag, who failed to get into a public university several times, and finally spent money on a private university, so he hated public universities so much.

We don't know if it's true or not, anyway, the Argentines themselves said it.

But jokes aside, Argentina looks like they can handle it.

This is because the fact that the foreign minister of Afghanistan can come to Beijing shows that we are willing to give them a hand. This not only made Milley owe favors, but also kept our satellite base in Argentina, and by the way, found a new market for Chinese capital, and also copied a lot of high-quality targets, which is very good.

It's just that it was the country they scolded that helped him get through.

Ironic enough.

At last

Some netizens please remember, when you blow Milai in the future, you will blow it to help us by the way.

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