Bragging Challenge (Jokes)
It is said that in ancient times, there was a place called "Bragging Town", and the people in the town were good at bragging, and their bragging skills were so superb that they could blow through the sky. The annual Brag Challenge is the biggest event in town, and people are gearing up to do what they can do.
This year's "Brag Challenge" was particularly lively, with a large number of participants and each with their own unique skills. Among them, there are two contestants who stand out in particular, they are the town's famous braggart king - Zhang Dazui, and the new student - Xiao Li Zui.
Open his mouth wide, as his name suggests, his mouth is so big that he can swallow the rumors of the entire rivers and lakes, his bragging skills have reached the point of perfection, every time he opens his mouth, he can make people laugh and marvel. Xiao Li Zui is a rising star in recent years, although his bragging skills are not as sophisticated as opening his mouth, but he is young and vigorous, dares to innovate, and can often blow some refreshing bulls.
On the day of the competition, the audience was like a cloud, and cheers came and went. He cleared his throat and said loudly: "Listen, everyone, I opened my mouth to observe the sky last night, and found a meteor heading straight for the East China Sea.
As soon as this remark came out, the audience was in an uproar and praised the braggart skills of opening their mouths wide. Seeing this, Xiao Lizui was secretly anxious in his heart, he knew that there was still a gap between his bragging skills and opening his mouth wide, but if he didn't win by surprise, he might be difficult to win the game.
So, Xiao Li took a deep breath and walked up to the stage, he smiled slightly and said: "Brother Zhang's braggart skills, the little brother admires him so much." However, the younger brother also has something to say. Yesterday I had nothing to do, so I basked in the sun in the courtyard, and suddenly, a divine eagle fell from the sky, holding a golden elixir in its mouth, the elixir exuded an attractive fragrance, I knew that it was a divine object, so I reached out to take it. Who knew that the condor actually spoke, and it said: 'This elixir is given by the Emperor of Heaven, and it is specially given to you Xiao Lizui, and after taking it, you can live forever and stay young forever. I was overjoyed when I heard this, and I took the elixir in plain clothes, and suddenly felt as light as a swallow, fluttering like a fairy. If you don't believe me, look at my countenance, is it more ruddy and shiny than yesterday?"
As soon as Xiao Lizui's words came out, the audience was in an uproar, some people were amazed, some people laughed, and even opened their big mouths and couldn't help but give a thumbs up, praising Xiao Lizui for bragging.
In the end, after a fierce competition, Xiao Lizui won the championship of this "bragging challenge" with his novel bragging skills. People in the town have said that this year's competition is really exciting, making people laugh and feel the unique charm of braggart culture.
Since then, Xiao Lizui has become famous and has become a new generation of braggart kings in "Braggart Town". Although Zhang Dazui failed to win the championship, he was not discouraged, he knew that the way to bragging lies in continuous innovation, so he began to study new bragging skills, preparing to challenge Xiao Li Zui again in the next "Bragg Challenge".
The "Bragging Challenge" has also become the most lively and interesting traditional activity in the "Bragging Town", attracting a large number of spectators every year, where people laugh, communicate, learn, and enjoy the fun and happiness brought by bragging.
Nowadays, whenever people mention the "brag challenge", they can't help but laugh out loud, as if they are back to the days of joy and laughter. As a result, "Bragging Town" has become a well-known place, attracting more and more people to experience this unique bragging culture.
After reading this joke, are you also infected by the humorous elements in it, and can't help but laugh out loud? Although bragging is just a form of entertainment, it can bring people endless joy and laughter. Perhaps, in this stressful and competitive society, we can also try to face life with a relaxed and humorous attitude, and make happiness and laughter an indispensable part of our lives. Full of laughter, pay attention and don't get lost, like and send joy!