Cold rabbit trough, in addition to waiting for May Day, the mood is all rolling!
As soon as I was happy with the world's, I kissed it! #如履薄冰的一生#
When he met a bald ostrich, he showed a face of love
I just talked to a friend of mine (male) who works in advertising about being accosted by a man at the gym.
He said that one day he was halfway through the workout and wanted to say that he was going to go to the trumpet, and when he got to the toilet, there happened to be a man next to him, but the man actually stared at his DD unceremoniously, and then said: "Eh, what a coincidence, how can you have the key to my back door." ”
Scared, my friend hurriedly ran out, saying that he couldn't think of such creative words after ten years of copywriting. #？？？？？ #
Contemporary electronic paper collection for the elderly
When I first got married, my mother-in-law said to me, "It's time to tell you the secret recipe for our bean paste filling." Then she took out a packet of red bean paste bought outside, and my father-in-law was shocked when he saw it, and said, "I always thought you made it yourself!"
The mother-in-law said, "Look, no one in this family can make a difference at all, just use what you buy outside." "I've really benefited a lot. #婆婆的大智慧#
People become dirty after going to work, and many traces of work will be revealed unconsciously
When you learn to reject others without hesitation without any guilt, that's the beginning of your happy life#望周知! #
Who can save me from laughs
If you are depressed, it means that you live in the past, if you are anxious, it means that you live in the future, if you are calm, it means that you live in the present#上班时上午抑郁下午焦虑! #
Patient: I don't think it's spicy
Happiness is actually quite simple:
A good body, two good friends, 300 million# Do you have any misunderstanding about simplicity? #
You can use a little force pro
No problem!
When looking for a job: I feel that the money is getting less and less, and I am afraid that I will starve to death.
Finding a job: It's better to die. #十分真实! #
Very convincing
If you die happily, it doesn't count as death
That's it for today's cold rabbit trough! Today we're going to talk about some of your special quirks?