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Who's Afraid of Wives (Joke)

author:Lin Fatzi tells the story

Who is afraid of wives

In a small town in ancient times, there was a scholar named Li Si, who read poetry and books, but married a powerful wife, known as "Hedong Lion". This Hedong lion not only has a gorgeous appearance, but also has a pair of sharp teeth, so that Li Si always can't hold his head up at home.

Although Li Si is afraid of his wife, he is always a little unwilling in his heart, and often bragged in front of his friends about how he was the king and hegemon at home and how he made his wife obedient. The friends all laughed when they heard it, knowing that Li Si was bragging.

One day, Li Si's friend Zhang San came to visit, and Li Si took him to a tavern in the town for a drink. After a few cups, Li Si's conversation box opened, and he began to brag about his majesty at home again. Zhang San heard it interestingly, so he quipped: "Brother Li, they all say that there is a Hedong lion in your family, I wonder if you will be lucky enough to see it today?"

Who's Afraid of Wives (Joke)

When Li Si heard this, he immediately panicked, but he didn't want to lose face in front of his friends, so he stubbornly said: "See you when you see it, why not? ”

The two talked and laughed all the way to Li Si's door. Li Si took a deep breath and pushed the door in, only to see Hedong Shi sitting on a chair in the hall, holding a needle and thread in his hand, sewing and mending clothes, and reprimanding a few maids sharply.

Li Si chuckled in his heart, stepped forward hard, and said to Hedong Shi: "Lady, I have a friend here who is visiting and wants to invite you out to see you." ”

Hedong Shi glanced up at Li Si, glanced at Zhang San again, frowned, and said, "Your friend, why do I want to see him?"

Who's Afraid of Wives (Joke)

When Li Si heard this, he was immediately a little embarrassed, but he was unwilling to be defeated like this, so he forced a smile and said: "Lady, this Third Brother Zhang is my friend for many years, and I came to visit today, so you can come out and see it." ”

Hedong Shi sneered and said, "I'll see you when I see it, but I won't save face for you." Tell him how I discipline you at home. ”

When Li Si heard this, he secretly screamed in his heart that it was not good, but it was already difficult to ride a tiger, so he had to bite the bullet and say to Zhang San: "Third Brother Zhang, my lady said that she is willing to come out to see her, but you have to be mentally prepared, she is a powerful character at home." ”

When Zhang San heard this, he laughed and said, "Brother Li, you are boasting like this, I want to see this Hedong lion." ”

Who's Afraid of Wives (Joke)

With that, the two walked to the center of the hall together, and Li Si cautiously said to Hedong Shi, "Lady, Third Brother Zhang has arrived." ”

Hedong Shi slowly stood up, walked in front of the two, smiled slightly, and said, "It turned out to be the third brother Zhang, who has admired the name for a long time. Li Si often mentions you in front of me, saying that you are a bold person, and when I see you today, you really live up to your reputation. ”

When Zhang San heard this, he secretly said in his heart: "This Hedong lion can speak, it seems that Li Si is not so miserable at home." ”

Who knew that Hedong Shi's words changed, and then said: "However, Li Si is afraid of his wife at home. He often told me that what he was most afraid of was me, and he didn't dare to say anything when I told him to go east, and he didn't dare to go west when I told him to go east. Third Brother Zhang, tell me, is this Li Si afraid of his wife?"

Who's Afraid of Wives (Joke)

When Zhang San heard this, he couldn't help laughing out loud, and thought: "This Hedong lion is really powerful, not only made Li Si lose face in front of him, but also said it so cleverly that people couldn't help laughing." ”

And Li Si was flushed, eager to find a hole to get into. He secretly complained in his heart, thinking: "It's good now, not only did I not earn face, but I was also exposed by my lady in public." In the future, how can you hold your head up in front of your friends?"

From then on, Li Si no longer dared to brag about his majesty at home in front of his friends. And the reputation of the Hedong Lion has also spread even louder in the town, and everyone said: "The Hedong Lion of the Li Si family is really a powerful character, even a scholar like Li Si is afraid of her." ”

And whenever someone mentions this, Li Si always smiles bitterly, and mutters to himself in his heart: "Who said that I am afraid of my wife? I respect her and love her, she is the treasure in my heart!"

Who's Afraid of Wives (Joke)

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