Nonsense (joke)
In ancient times, there was a place called Cuiyun Village, and there was a man in the village called Open Mouth, who was born with a mouth that could speak, and was especially good at making up some bizarre nonsense, which often caused everyone to laugh. He has a neighbor named Li Laoshi, who is loyal and honest, and he can't listen to the nonsense with his mouth wide open, and he is always teased by him to cry and laugh.
On this day, he opened his mouth wide and had nothing to do, and sat under the big willow tree at the entrance of the village, talking to the villagers in the past. His eyes narrowed, the corners of his mouth raised, and he began to make up a story: "You know, last night I watched the stars at night and found a meteor in the sky, it was not an ordinary meteor, but a sign that the fairy in the sky descended to earth!"
The villagers listened with relish, some shook their heads, and some were amazed. Only Li Laoshi came over, glared at the big mouth, and said, "Big mouth, you are starting to break around again." How can the stars in the sky have anything to do with the fairy descending to earth? You are lying to the child!"
He opened his mouth and smiled, disapprovingly: "Li Laoshi, how do you know that I am blind? Maybe the fairy will appear in front of your house tonight!"
When Li Laoshi heard this, his face suddenly changed, although he was honest, he was also afraid of these gods and ghosts. He hurriedly waved his hand: "Don't don't, I don't want to cause these troubles." I don't believe your nonsense with your mouth wide open. ”
After that, Li Laoshi turned around and was about to leave. When he opened his mouth wide and saw this, his heart moved, and he thought about it. He hurriedly grabbed Li Laoshi and said mysteriously: "Li Laoshi, if you don't believe it, how about we make a bet?"
Li honestly asked suspiciously: "What are you betting on?"
opened his mouth wide and patted his chest: "Just bet on whether the fairy will appear in front of your house tonight." If it appears, you will give me ten pieces of silver, but if it does not, I will give you ten pieces of silver. How?"
When Li Laoshi heard this, he thought that this big mouth must be playing him again, but after thinking about it, if he really won, ten taels of silver is not a small amount. So, he gritted his teeth and agreed: "Okay, I'll bet with you this time!"
That night, Li Laoshi was uneasy in his heart, and sat in the house and waited, for fear that some fairy would really appear. And with his mouth wide open, he hid in the dark, secretly observing Li Laoshi's movements, and was secretly proud in his heart.
The night was deep, the moonlight was like water, and everything seemed so peaceful. Li Laoshi gradually put his mind at ease, thinking that he was playing with him again by opening his mouth wide. At that moment, there was a soft knock on the door. Li Laoshi was shocked, and hurriedly got up to open the door.
Outside the door stood a woman in white clothes, with a beautiful appearance, like a fairy descending to earth. Li Laoshi was dumbfounded, and he couldn't come back to his senses for a long time. The woman smiled slightly, and lightly opened her lips: "Li Gongzi, I am a fairy in the sky, and I am here to meet you." ”
When Li Laoshi heard this, he suddenly remembered the nonsense with his mouth wide open, and suddenly realized in his heart. He hurriedly invited the fairy into the house, secretly congratulating himself on his winning bet, but at the same time feeling overwhelmed by this sudden encounter.
And the wide mouth that was hiding in the shadows was also dumbfounded when he saw this scene. Originally, he just wanted to tease Li Laoshi, but he didn't expect to really "transform" into a fairy. He secretly complained in his heart, not knowing how to end.
In this way, Li Laoshi spent an unforgettable night with the fairy. And because of his nonsense, he not only lost ten taels of silver, but also became a laughing stock in the village. From then on, he no longer dared to make up nonsense and play tricks on people.
At this point in the story, the officials may have guessed a few points. Who is the fairy in white clothes who is sacred? What kind of relationship does she have with Zhang Dakou and Li Laoshi?
Let's listen to the next breakdown - however, before revealing the answer, we might as well think about it: the truth and the false in this world are often difficult to distinguish. Sometimes, an unintentional nonsense can lead to unexpected adventures. So, should we also be like Li Laoshi, keep a normal heart and meet every unknown in life?
As for the true identity of the fairy, as well as the story between her and Zhang Dazui and Li Laoshi, let's leave it to be continued next time. Ladies and gentlemen, listen to the next decomposition! Like and support, pay attention and don't get lost, thank you!