It's the short skirt you want, our main product is a short, you just say it's not short, right?
1. When my husband came to my house for the first time, my mother made a fish, and my dad kept complaining that it was too salty, and my mother was very angry and said that it was not salty, and it was already quarrelling, and it was about to be cold~~ My mother turned her head and asked me, girl, do you say salty or not??? me ...... Can I take this hot potato, I can only be sorry for my husband, xx, do you say salty or not? Okay, everyone at the table looked at him, this guy smiled and said: It's a little spicy!
2. Today, my wife proposed to buy a sweeping robot, and I was scolded by me! Am I just?
3. Calling your ex-girlfriend's name by the wrong name at OOXX isn't entirely bad, at least make your current one understand that you'll remember her after the breakup.
4. Today I received a text message from a scammer, asking me to quickly remit the money to an account of the Agricultural Bank of China. Half an hour later, I replied with a text message: 5000 has been remitted, please check. Later, I received a reply: I have been to the bank three times, and I haven't received your money yet, you liar.
5. I've been arguing with my girlfriend for several days, and I've been coaxing and ignoring me, and today I finally put forward a condition: forgive me if you pay for the most expensive dress in the shopping cart. I seriously suspect that she just wanted to buy that dress to quarrel with me...
6. The invention of headphones and mobile phones can be said to be the light of life for social fear and fat houses, one can pretend not to hear, and the other can pretend not to see.
7. Say that I like fishing, my wife a colleague, said that her husband likes fishing, and several times he fished all night before coming back the next morning, I was a little strange at the time, and asked more, are you sure he went fishing?
8. Yesterday I went to dinner and saw a girl I liked, I wanted to go up and talk to her, but I didn't dare, so I had an idea, wrote down a note and handed it to the girl, which said: If you like me, please smile, if you don't like me, please settle the bill for me. The girl looked at the note, smiled, stood up and came over to kick me, you can eat the overlord meal if you look ugly......
9. A buddy quarreled with his wife, his wife ran away from home, no one cooked, so he went to a nearby restaurant for dinner, and as soon as he entered the door and saw that his wife was also there, his wife saw him angrily and threw down the ramen he had just ordered and left. In the stunned eyes of everyone, this guy swaggered to eat the bowl of ramen, and the boss chased him once, he said that it was his daughter-in-law's noodles, who would believe it......
10. When I made a mistake and confessed my mistake to my mother, I said: Mom, will you hang me up and beat me? A pun on the word, this is my own mother...
Life is full of stress, during the day, full of energy, at night, lack of sleep, busy time, full of motivation, free time, lack of relaxation.
No matter how hard life is, you have to smile, there are many troubles and pains that are easy to solve, and some things as long as you are willing to change your perspective and mentality, you will have a different situation.