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"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

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If there is a real fight, will these two people be able to win?

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

Uncle Wang just wants to live a clean life, don't bother him, okay?

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

Why can't the shrimp be popular?

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

Ingenuity

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

On a blind date that year, the man just came to my house and sat down.

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

Are you sucking your parents?

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

How many buckets of paint did you buy?

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

When it comes to the battlefield, will players who have played Peace Elite have an advantage?

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

Eat longevity noodles and wish yourself a happy birthday

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

Let's talk, what's the smartest thing in the world?

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

What should I do if I find RMB in a hotel drawer?

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

Don't go to Hunan, traffic jams can make you doubt your life!

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

Grandma's dentures were searched for all night and couldn't be found, and the dog opened his mouth.

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

My girlfriend asked to reconcile, isn't my spring back

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

What are the three major delusions of boys?

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

The more you drink this water, the more wrong it becomes, what's going on?

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

What is this doing on the high-speed rail, I hung my schoolbag, and the staff asked me to take it off, do you know?

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

Humans need to wipe their buttocks when they poop, why don't animals?

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

How the ancient Assassins flew over the walls of this deep palace

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

Finally learned to make money with your head

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

Big brother, if you don't dare to jump, forget it, why are you picking other people's hair

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

Friends, others say I'm ugly, am I really ugly, I'm about to shut myself.

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

Curious to ask, will the knight get two copies of the money (same location) if the order is placed separately in this way?

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

Leather friends in Guangzhou pay attention, this is a high-speed porcelain.

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

I thought that girl, what kind of big dick were you dragging

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

Does she like me?

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

What do sons-in-law from all over the country bring to their father-in-law's house to pay New Year's greetings?

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

I was pulled into a girls' dormitory, what should I say first?

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

Since then, my row of steel teeth has been exposed

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

Assuming that there was Weibo in ancient China, which celebrity in each dynasty would be the No. 1 follower?

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

How to reply to high emotional intelligence?

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

It's so cruel that this little abalone has just been born

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

Why?

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

The bridesmaids were afraid of stealing the bride's limelight and hid in the corner to play with their mobile phones, and the comment area was boiling!"Hahaha

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

As the folk saying goes: "One day husband and wife for a hundred days", the second half of the sentence is the point, but nine times out of ten I don't know.

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

If you don't understand, just ask, what is this headset for?

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

So I can't forgive getting along too tired and don't want to continue

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

What kind of family does it take to raise such a family?

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

It is only after hundreds of years that the bench can sit like this

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

What am I going to do?

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

Family, I was chased by a crab, what should I do?

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

Brothers, are you miserable with me

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

Merchant, are you serious?

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

The good braised pork was made into a potato stew by me

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

Soldiers in the army often bite knives, what is the use of this?

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

Let go of the water, isn't it okay to ask for bereavement leave?

I can only help you get here, and the rest is up to you

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

Have you ever met an elder who brought such a bowl of rice? Uncle: Please get me a herringbone ladder~

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

Seriously, I'm going to be a father, I want to give my child a name, my surname is Han Don't be skinny?

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up

In the comment area, it's time to use your brain

"One can give, the other can be returned, you two are a perfect match", God replied, laughing and waking up