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borrow money
One person took an IOU to borrow money, and the owner said: "You don't need an IOU, you just need to draw a picture of Xingle."
The man asked why.
The master replied, "I am afraid that when I collect debts in the future, I will not have such a face."
Borrowing money is the in-laws, and repaying the money is the enemy, and the master can borrow this method.
Dai Badou
There was a man who was hiding from debts, and when he had something to do, he wore a hat so that no one could see him. But on the way, he was recognized by a creditor.
The creditor flicked his finger on the debtor's hat and asked him: When are you going to repay the debt you promised to repay?
The debtor had no choice but to deal with it casually and say: Tomorrow.
As he spoke, it rained heavily, and countless raindrops fell on the hat, and the debtor panicked and hurriedly said: Tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.
Say it
A man was forced by the debt collector to go and could not leave, so he said to the debt collector: Do you have to tell me?
The debt collector thought he knew his privacy, and was afraid that he would say it, so he had to leave silently.
After a few times, the debt collector was ruthless on this day and said loudly: If you want to say it, say it, I am not afraid of you.
The man asked, "Do you really want me to say it?"
The debt collector replied, "I really want you to say it."
And he said, I will not pay it back.
Talking about dreams
A debtor said to the debtor, "I don't have long to live, and last night I dreamed that I was dead."
The debt collector said, "Yin and yang are opposites, and if you dream of death, you will live."
And the debtor said, "I also had a dream that I had paid you back."
chair
There are many people in a certain family who come to collect debts, and the chairs in the house are full, and some people sit on the threshold.
Then the master whispered to the man sitting on the threshold, "Come early tomorrow."
When the man heard this, he thought that he had to pay him back first, so he let the people disperse.
The next day the man came to his master's house before dawn and asked him what he meant by letting him come so early.
The master replied, "Come early, and take a seat first."
Debt Protection
A debtor was forced by the creditor to be anxious, and when he saw a dry well, he jumped into it. When the creditor saw this, he was afraid of causing trouble, so he told him to come out of the well quickly.
The debtor said, "I won't come out, and I won't have the money to pay you back when I come out."
The creditor said, "Come out, and when you come out, I will burn the IOU."
The debtor said, "Very good, but I still won't come out because I'm so poor."
The creditor said, "It's all right, I can give you some money and rice."
The debtor said, "Very well, but I will not come out, for I have a friend who is poorer than me, unless you lend him ten taels of silver."
The creditor said, "I can help you, why do you want me to help your friend?"
The debtor said, "You lend him first, and with me, what are you afraid of?"
Debt conversion
One man borrowed five taels of silver from someone else, and agreed that the interest rate was four cents, and after ten months, he had to repay seven taels of silver with interest.
Then the man said to the creditor, "Now I am a little short of money, so give me three more taels of silver, and change the IOU to ten denarii."
The creditor agreed to him.
After another ten months, he will have to repay fourteen taels of silver with interest.
Then the man said to the creditor, "I don't have much money this year, so why don't you give me another tael of silver and change the IOU to fifteen taels."
The creditor saw that there was not much money for a tael of silver, so he reluctantly agreed.
After another ten months, he will have to pay back twenty-one taels of silver, including the principal and interest.
So the creditor asked the man to repay the money, and the man said, "If you don't give me four taels of silver, you should change the IOU to twenty-five taels of silver."
When the creditor heard this, his face showed a look of embarrassment, and when this person saw it, he immediately said angrily: I didn't settle the interest principal with you that year, why are you still so difficult!
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