Author|Xie Minghong
Editor|Li Chunhui
"To match meat and vegetables, we must occupy the market from this perspective. You like to sing, you like good-looking, you like to eat melons, you want to watch a modern version of the palace fighting drama, there is everything in it. ”
It should be said that Ding Taisheng's thoughts on the production of "Riding the Wind 2024" are summarized in place. Next time, Mango won't invite you to make music reviews, and will be directly elected as the director and post-editor, and complain about it into flowers, so you can't explode the ratings.
Imagine that Han Xue is singing "Drifting Snow" in a fan, and Ding Taisheng's words have appeared on the screen: "Han Xue is an ordinary person, but her sense of superiority is very unusual." Sa Dingding is skewering his golden songs "All Things" and "Left Finger Moon", and the flower characters are also shouting: "Sa Dingding is playing Sa Dingding." "So where did Sa Dingding go? To borrow a line from "The Legend of the Demon Cat" - she has not been in that body for a long time.
The good news is that "Riding the Wind 2024" is still the trending variety show that can best gather traffic and topics. Click on Chengfeng, and you can find almost all the hot topics for women on the Internet. The bad news is that they're pretty deliberate in the way they occupy your brain.
Every topic seems to be dancing Huang Ling's "Itch", constantly teasing the audience: "Come on, discuss me! Don't you always watch these things on the Internet." "Yes, I wanted to see some shocking performances and my sister's transformation, but the "topic leek" was harvested in seconds.
If you want to eat melons, just watch Zhou Yangqing's rap denouncing the scumbag. If you want to take a kiss, just look at Qi Wei who strayed into the flowers (actually took the initiative). If you want to remember killing, just look at Liu Xin, He Jie, and Shang Wenjie. If you want to get the national style and opera culture, you can catch Chen Lijun and finish it alone. If you want to criticize the tribulation of marriage on women, look at Guo Biting, who collided with her mother-in-law. If you want to watch the hot and hot battle and look anxious, please watch Fan Xiangyan......
But probably those of us who were suppressed in adolescence and did not rebel, and now we are very rebellious. When I think of someone putting on a posture: If I use this trick, you don't immediately make a 123 reaction, so I don't want to give in. I don't want to be trained and judged by others, and I'm not Paplov's dog.
There is no eldest sister in the mountains
This season of "Riding the Wind" has no big sister. Without Naying, without tranquility, it's good for you to have a Mao Amin. At least when everyone is arguing, she can say, "I'm the eldest sister, and I'm going to be an example." ”
Even last season, it can be seen that Ella is the chosen daughter, and everyone is boasting and coaxing. The biggest problem caused by the absence of the eldest sister is the power vacuum within Sister Lang. The so-called power is not that the eldest sister turns other sisters into servants of Xinzheku, washing everyone's clothes and taking takeaways. is hidden in all aspects of the show, the invisible but oppressive right to speak.
For example, once Naying and Ning Jing competed for Yu Wenwen, just like the two palace lords in the palace fighting drama fought for a palace maid. "This palace is the eldest sister of Mango!" "This palace is the royal family of Jindian!" Back to the performance of the first stage, the battlefield under the power vacuum can be described as full of devastation, but there are also many surprises.
Russian singer Mari is a ruthless girl with hard work, if she performs under the flyover, she can squeeze the little swallow to the point that she can't earn a copper plate. Singing and singing and stretching a leg in a chair, the Pilates sisters should have Mari's poster for worship in the training room.
In addition to the national gymnastics genes flowing in her blood, Mari's attraction also lies in her fitness and strength, and she is a sense of freedom to practice whatever she wants and watch it for herself. Seeing Mari and Wang Lin communicating in Russian, Hard Candy Jun was quite embarrassed. Because when Aunt Xue went to study abroad, the Soviet Union had not yet collapsed. Mari, who was born in Russia and grew up after the disintegration, has never experienced the song "Autumn Farewell".
Xie Jinyan is obviously used to fight age anxiety, she has had a car accident and gave birth to a baby, and at the age of 50, she can't become a sect leader when she goes to Xiaohongshu to bring goods! Taiwanese girls really have a bit of a talent for maintenance, and I think that when Pan Yingzi played Wu Meiniang in her 50s, she didn't have any medical beauty. People like little girls are self-discipline and medical beauty, and Liu Xiaoqing is like a little girl, all by fooling the audience.
The mainland sister also has a lot of joy, Chen Haoyu's "Wild Son" and Xiaokao's "Hair Like Snow" are all amazing. No wonder Qianlong was so comfortable in "The Legend of Da Ru", it turned out to be really a masterpiece of color and art. She and Chen Lijun both belong to the more heroic facial features, and they are quite "wife and wife" in a group. Chen Haoyu, who looks full of aggression, once boldly said in an interview: "I want to play the one who is A." "No matter, next time I want to see Chen Lijun hugging Chen Haoyu in a circle.
participated in "Chinese Avenue of Stars" but failed to become a singer due to company reasons, and there are also some roles with memory points after embarking on the road of actors, such a growth path is easy to make the audience feel pity. The young man was unwilling, and after hard work, he was finally seen and had the potential to become a dark horse.
Singing the snow without makeup
If you want to blame Han Xue, the theme song of Sister Lang in Suzhou dialect "Colorless Flower" is too brainwashing, which caused my ears to feel that everyone was "out of tune" when my sisters officially sang. When I first brushed it, I mistakenly thought it was a video of spoofing Han Xue from "Infinite Transcendence Class". The dark green clothes and small folding fan, the feeling of relaxation full of traces of time, like my grandmother practicing songs in People's Park.
Some netizens criticized Han Xue for not remembering a few words of lyrics, and kept looking at the side. As a veteran Snow Black, Hard Candy-kun tells you that you completely misunderstood. Our family Han Xue wants to make that feeling of not deliberately looking at the camera. Don't ask her if she grew up in Suzhou or from the dean, but if she grew up in the dean, she grew up in the dean of Suzhou. Like Yuan Hua's masterpiece "My District Chief Father" in "Charlotte's Troubles", Mr. Han's variety show mantra is "My Commander Grandpa".
After singing "Drifting Snow" in "Riding the Wind", Han Xue was still not happy, and rummaged through the cabinets to find the clothes in the MV 20 years ago and sang it once, and tagged "Han Xue sings Drifting Snow without makeup". Chunyuan's old clothes, you still have to be worn by others to have a sense of being in a different world, and you can only be ridiculed for wearing it yourself. In fact, this video mainly wants to get the following four layers of comments:
On the first layer, the cappella shows good singing skills. On the second layer, the bare makeup shows a beautiful foundation. On the third floor, the figure is the same as in the past, and you can still wear the clothes of your girlhood. On the fourth layer, after 20 years, the videos were compared up and down, and it was found that Han Xue's figure and appearance were better than before, which led to her self-discipline and role model characteristics.
Han Xue is one of the few artists in domestic entertainment who seamlessly combines daddy flavor and girlishness. chatted with other sisters about Ning Li in the car, everyone else was a teacher of Ning Li, Han Xue came and said, "Very early, I thought this actor was very good at acting."
The sentence "very early" shows that he is old and has the wisdom to know people, so he is not the same as others. "This actor", the context is still standing on the edge of the acting variety show judges. However, when the camera turned to answer the farming question, the other sisters said that she was the brainpower of the group, and her innocent appearance with her pouting mouth was the spokesperson of girlishness.
Another wonderful person this year is Qi Wei. At the beginning of the stage, the two electronic sounds of "7" atrophied my cerebellum. Hard Candy Jun has a clear moral bottom line for variety show sellers, that is: straight girls eat casually, and they will leave immediately after the real Lala. Wu Chao also complained in Xiaohongshu that Qi Wei didn't choose her, my God, didn't you see that Qi Wei's group is all beautiful and long-legged. Don't card strength, just card Yan!
Don't you think that taking a paid pickle girl for a straight person hurts the simple values of working people too much? There is sugar, the audience naturally knows to look for it, and deliberately shows it to make people feel that they are being forced to buy and sell.
It's no problem for a beautiful woman to love a beautiful woman, but you can't take "liking girls" as a marketing image. And recently watching Lee Seung-hyun's jokes with his husband, Hard Candy-kun also felt that it was too hell. What "I thought you had changed", "The child can tie you, right", "Do you still love me after recording Sister Lang" and the like, I feel that Qi Wei's team is working too hard. is not like a free woman, but more like a wife showing affection.
Who is the topic of leek?
It's the annual "Emperor Jian" link again, and the most difficult thing to distinguish is the heart of the editing teacher. Sometimes, in order to pave the way for the real emperor, a fake emperor will even be launched.
Hard Candy Jun's variety show detective level is average, pondering that the Ming Emperor is naturally Qi Wei who sang the bluffing original but got a high score, and the Hidden Emperor may be his daughter Cai Wenjing and He Jie who announced "I'm back" everywhere.
Cai Wenjing, a half-mango artist, enjoyed the treatment of returning to her parents' home in "Riding the Wind". not only explained to other sisters when Zhou Yangqing was selling old scandals: "Didn't you eat melons?" The quiet woman is not quiet, and the funny woman bravely enters the peach blossom garden, which in itself is a likable and not easy to overturn character.
He Jie has the sense of déjà vu of Xie Na in the previous season, and she used too much force to twitter and kill herself. Can you call Qin Hailu to treat her, imagine that He Jie had a knee injury in the practice room, and a group of sisters expressed their condolences and care. Qin Hailu fired domineeringly: "Okay, stop putting on a show." There's no blood, what kind of band-aid is there!"
Zhang Yuxi also had too many reactions in the first issue, but there was no nutrition and topic, it may be to block the gun for the real emperor. At the beginning of the stage, it can be said that it must have good looks and good looks, and it must have good singing skills. According to Ding Taisheng's analysis, the song "Red Zhaoyuan" may have been revised, but it is still not in tune.
"Every time the camera cuts to her face, my ears can be temporarily deaf", this beauty marketing made my ears hear the sound of the money being transferred. Of course, thinking about the benefits, Hard Candy Jun has also analyzed that the post-00s and post-10s are infiltrated by short video filters, and prefer AI-like beauty (if it is not for the fact that young people are welcome to leave a message to refute it, Hard Candy Jun will be very pleased).
Speaking of which, it has always taken advantage of the national boom in recent years. The actress wears a national style costume and sings ancient songs, even if she runs out of tune, she can be forgiven by the audience. If you meet someone like Ju Jingyi who can do business, you can simply win the sky.
Guo Biting feels that the marketing mood is too stable and the wind is light, so it is better to go crazy with Nanxiang's character design. It must be admitted that she was definitely objectively good-looking back then. It's just that over the years, I have been disciplined by my husband, mother-in-law who brings goods, and my majestic father-in-law, and I have lost my smart charm. I want Hard Candy Jun to say, since we are here, let's compete seriously, don't make it so that although we are here to compete, there is no need and no interest in fighting with others. One by one, such people are as light as chrysanthemums, you are Ruyi, don't you make those of us who still have to seriously comment on the game even more like clowns.
"Frequently scum, the situation can't be checked", Zhou Yangqing's first stage is a bit like the songs I made up when I took a shower. It is written quite bluntly, for fear that the audience will forget about it. It is recommended to invite Du Meizhu to come next season, and the rap word will be written "What is said to be big, why should I bear with it". It's not that I can't talk about my personal emotional experience, it's that it's a little old after a few years. Considering the topic of being able to catch up with women KO scumbags, it is also in line with Sister Lang's political correctness. But Luo Zhixiang is just your ex, not your fashion item!
The logic of Chen Lijun's explosion at the end of last year can be said to be the rise of traditional Chinese culture. Mango Terrace is invited, and most of the intention is here. The cross-dressing on the first stage, and "How Can Women Make Meritorious Contributions" have pulled women's consciousness very full, but it just doesn't feel as popular as "New Dragon Gate Inn". In the small test in the group, you can still hear that people with deep opera skills sing pop, which is a bit weird, of course, this belongs to the pronunciation method can be adjusted. The real problem is how to take on the attention and traffic after the phenomenal out of the circle, and don't eat and stay in the west.
Without Xie Na, this Sister Lang lacks the interest of judging ugliness. But coming to Han Xue can let us learn what it means to be low-key. Opening Sister Lang is a topic that comes to her face, and it is inevitable that she will be harvested. What needs to be seen is how Sister Lang, who has already cut the audience's five stubble leeks, can seize the real waves of the times-
Just like Sister Lang in the first season, to discover, sing and harmonize, the loose social emotions are concentrated and detonated in the form of large-scale variety shows. Instead of reproducing and pandering, it is like a short drama to re-enact the public's anxiety in the form of a cool article.