When I went out for a walk last night, my daughter-in-law pointed to the weeping locust in the community and said that it was a locust poplar. I said no, there is one at the entrance of the Huaiyang community, with long tassels. She went on to give me a whole bunch of reasons.
I ignored her, and when I arrived at the gate of the community, I asked her to take pictures and search, and sure enough, it was Huaiyang. She said that she didn't blame her, she was wrong.
Acacia poplar
The daughter-in-law is such a stubborn and lovely person, from the situation in the Middle East to the situation in the Taiwan Strait, from eating and dressing to sports education, everywhere is a bar.
Fresh Air Theory
When I bought the car, it was January, and it was cold weather. No matter how cold it is, the daughter-in-law will open the window, saying that it is to emit formaldehyde in the car. Once the child had a cold, she insisted on opening the window, she felt that the cold was not terrible, but formaldehyde was terrible.
To this day, the car has been bought for ten years, and every time it has been exposed to the sun for a long time, it still smells. She would say in a heartfelt manner, look at the pollution until now, at the beginning, you didn't let me open the window, and then it was the time of Balabala.
Of course, no matter how cold the windows at home are, they must be opened, otherwise fresh air will not come in. Until one night, she almost caught a cold in the wind. She innovated the method, although the window was open, but the thick curtains were drawn tightly, and books were pressed under the curtains, lest a trace of wind shine.
The theory of the peeling of all things
The daughter-in-law has to peel everything she eats, even if it is dried dates and raisins, she chews and spits out the skin again.
She believes that all fruits and vegetables use pesticides, and all the skin is not clean.
I can understand that apples and pears are peeled, and cucumbers and tomatoes should also be peeled.
Now our family eats cucumbers with one melon and two meals. Half peeled, half unpeeled.
Recently, she has upgraded again, and she has to peel her steamed buns. I asked her why, and she said that the steamed bun seller probably didn't wash his hands.
Math experts
Once I went to buy green onions, and the seller of green onions said that a piece of five pounds was five pounds. The daughter-in-law opened her mouth, five yuan and three catties will not work.
I said you were wrong.
The daughter-in-law said, "What's wrong?" I only give five dollars and three catties, and I don't want any more.
The vegetable seller is also a confused old man, saying that he won't sell a penny less, so you can go to another house to have a look.
Later, after the daughter-in-law knew that she had miscalculated, she was stubborn, saying that I wanted to give more because I saw that he was selling vegetables hard.
The teacher of one word
The daughter-in-law has a colleague named Zhang Qian (Qian), and the daughter-in-law has to say that she has mispronounced her name and should be called Zhang Qian (xi). She also said eloquently that "Princess Sissi" is to pronounce (xi). After arguing with me for a long time, I looked her up in the dictionary and asked her to call me master.
As a result, she said the dictionary was wrong.