There's a boring question: What is the most extreme demand your parents have made of you?
I thought how outrageous the demands of parents could be for their children? Until I saw a blogger who said: When the family sells coffins, and my parents asked me to promote it on the Internet-
Although it is not kind to talk about the topic of coffins, it is not kind, but the blogger deserves these two dog emojis, which really makes people live in Bengbu, and when they walk into the comment area, it makes people laugh even more-
Is there a second-hand one?
Second-hand coffins? Do you think this thing is a rose?
This reminds me of a netizen's complaint before, saying that it was a wreath for my father's funeral, which was not made of paper before, and could be burned directly, but rented, 180 yuan a piece!
Wreaths can be rented, but coffins can be ......
Just like netizens said, do you want to give it to others?
Yes, the coffin ≠ a cold coffin, even if people now pursue cost performance, this thing is not easy to find second-hand.
However, in the past, there were coffins or coffins in the countryside that were prepared for their own use, but before someone died, they gave it to the family first, and this kind of thing is not to be said.
There is no shared coffin, the student party has little money.
Today's college students are really taboo-free, and they don't shy away from discussing coffins. It's outrageous enough to want to find second-hand objects, what does it mean to share?
Even, some people say -
Is it okay to have no lid? I'm claustrophobic.
Is there a custom pain coffin?
You think that's the end of it?
In addition to asking if there are second-hand, shared, and customized, some people ask if there is a single order, buy one get one free, and the second coffin is half price......
I really don't know whether to praise them for their big brains, or "baba" at them?
You must know that these young people dare to say such unlucky things in front of their grandmothers, and they will be exorcised by spitting stars, and they will be smashed down with a cane.
This blogger would never have thought that when he was forced by his parents to sell coffins on the Internet, and he was still struggling with how to sell them, netizens couldn't wait for the "customer service" to go online!
However, there is this kind of consultation method every day, and the customer service of the coffin shop is crazy-
I'll look for you when I'm dead.
If you wrap it, you will place an order.
Of course, not all netizens are so vexatious, there are still a lot of feasible opinions, such as-
Open your mind and make a pet coffin.
You see, didn't the mind open up all at once?
However, it is advisable to sell this to the leader, and it will ......
Crazy! The world is really crazy!
Crazy to crazy, when I saw this netizen say:
I can't bury it soon, and the family members who like burial hurry up.
I remembered that yesterday, my parents renovated their hometown, and there was a metal window that my father welded when he was young, which was more than 30 years old, and I asked them to throw it away and buy a new one.
"This has to be left for the grass shop!"
Although I don't know exactly what "stop the grass shop" means, I understand that it will be used for funerals in a hundred years. So, he blurted out: "Now that they have been secretly buried overnight (not allowed to be buried), how can there be a chance to stop the grass shop?"
"What if we let it go again in the future?" said Dad expectantly.
Indeed, people are not as shy about the topic of "life and death" as they used to be.
Aren't the young people who sell shrouds live on the Internet pulling a lot of them? Not only do they introduce them seriously, but they also put them on their bodies to show them.
For people like me, who are so arrogant that they ridicule "life and death" in front of their parents, I think the mental state of young people nowadays is too good!
Traditionally, Chinese are taboo to talk about this topic. But isn't facing death squarely a kind of respect for life?
Back to our opening question: What is the most excessive demand your parents have made of you?
My dad was once hospitalized, and when he saw that many children were miserable with the bed, he explained like this: When I am bedridden and hospitalized, you must not spend it, just pool the money to hire a nurse!
I said, "Don't worry, when I can't wait, I will definitely send you to a nursing home."
Parents do not accompany the bed when they are hospitalized, and they are sent to nursing homes when they are old, and in the past, in the eyes of rural people, it is unfilial piety and great rebellion. But who thinks so now?
Then again, what is the most excessive demand that your parents make of you?
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