(Part of the source of the picture is posted bar, B station netizens)
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A few days ago, I saw a post on the Internet that was quite popular:
It is said that there is a person on Zhihu who complains that there are often thieves on the construction site, and the security guard wants to come to a few water pipes as sticks, but he has a whim and makes a "big sword" with the limited hardware materials at hand.
Unexpectedly, it attracted Party A all of a sudden, and the boss of Party A looked at the novelty when he inspected the construction site, so he took away the big sword made of water pipes.
When I turned around, I brought my own materials and made a more awesome golden sword.
Although the blogger didn't post the finished picture, it was a bit of an empty joke, but fortunately, someone in the comment area forwarded a network map (reprinted elsewhere).
All of a sudden, things got interesting.
Before I saw the finished picture, I was still wondering what this thing was? Zhihu was making up embarrassing stories again. After seeing the picture...... Where can I make a big sword! I really want one!
The essence is actually a stick-like blunt instrument, without a blade, but the image and temperament are in place. Because it is the "sword" of the construction site, it is reasonable to call it the "holy sword of the construction site".
Soon, the post became popular in the Tieba forum and QQ group, followed by a large number of hot discussion posts.
(The post has 30,000 likes in the bilibili bar)
In the comment area, there are kind-hearted guys who try to make their own and then make public the material table to show their muscles. There was even a big guy who made a sword frame by himself, which looked more handsome, which caused a burst of emotion in the comment area.
A group of big men scrambled to discuss how to improve the steel pipe, and it looked quite top.
This reminds me of the popular joke of the previous two years. I don't know if you've ever heard of a saying that "no man can say no to a perfect stick".
It is probably said that if a man sees a long, straight stick on the road, he will not move, and he will always pick it up and play with it. BB Ji had a brief chat before, which resonated with many old buddies.
Similar to a long, straight stick, it has always been a sigh of surprise in childhood memories, an Internet Bible that echoes all calls, and a spiritual belief of a teenager who dies.
In short, two words:.
Some people may ask, isn't it just a broken stick?
As for.
(来 CTWI:DREAMYON)
Many of the strange common hobbies in reality can actually be traced back to human instinct and primitive life, such as picking up straight branches, making tools, fishing and hunting, and driving Gundam......
Friends who often build Gundam should know that there is a thing called PVC pipe on our construction site, and many of the cut waste pipes are basically picked up casually. Of course, PVC plastic is certainly not as strong and durable as steel pipes.
(From station B, Eryu is super handsome)
Do you still remember the "Laiyang Steel Pipe Factory" that became famous on the Internet before? The small steel pipe has been transformed into a rocket for battlefield bombardment, and this kind of martial virtue gene that is good at transforming tools is deeply engraved in the blood of mankind.
On Douyin Kuaishou, there is a type of video owner who runs a hardware store at home and is good at playing with transformation, such as "Xiao Yang who plays with metal" - which is also the source of the "holy sword on the construction site" at the beginning of the article.
What he is best at is turning a good hardware store into an arsenal, and using his brain to make all kinds of "hardware swords". The seemingly ordinary hollow steel pipes and slipknots have been transformed into "tube" "knife" tools full of handmade taste.
Imagine if you got this artifact when you were a child, you don't know how much wind you should have. I'm sure I'm going out to fool around every day, and I want to show off in front of my brothers, and if one of the rape flowers within a radius of ten miles is good, it's my own mistake.
When I saw such a sword in a short video, it was fake to say that I was not envious. The top masters with sparse bangs, such as BB Ji, recalled the years of burning passion, and happily picked up the broom and gestured at home for a while.
"Hey, wait for the thief to look at the sword!I'll cut and I slash, I'll slash, I'll slash!"
In fact, Xiao Yang's video has been popular on Douyin Kuaishou last year. He also opened a micro-store on Douyin, and specially customized this kind of "hardware sword" made of steel pipes according to the needs of netizens.
I remember that at that time, the Internet was more popular and the "frost sorrow" that could only be enjoyed by the Northeast brother. It can be regarded as two extremes, one is natural, belonging to the gift of nature, and the other is the crystallization of human wisdom after thousands of tempering.
It's just that I didn't expect the home-grown "Goblin Technology" to regain popularity on social media recently through the meme jokes, so that the hardware sword has another nickname called "Construction Site Holy Sword".
In addition to the bilibili bar, the most heated discussion is the old brother of the civil engineering bar.
Although the sword made of steel pipes lacks a bit of "aura" (in the words of lovers of immortal cultivation novels), it is like the initial weapon sold by the adventurer's guild for 100 copper coins, and in the process of transformation, it gradually turns decay into magic.
There is a lot of discussion online.
Since the sword is hollow, it is not too strenuous to swing. The disadvantage is that the center of gravity is forward, and it is not easy to collect force. It is recommended to add a little counterweight to the grip or lengthen the hilt for better balance.
(Station B also has some production videos, and also gives a full set of prices)
If you want to make materials, you can find them directly from Taobao according to the list given by netizens, or go to the local building materials market to explore the hardware store, and the on-site production should not be troublesome, basically less than 100 can be done, mainly because the freight is expensive.
The steel pipe itself is very straight and round, although it is not as natural as the branches and bamboo poles, but the length and thickness can be freely controlled, there is enough space for modification, how to transform it.
If you want to be more sophisticated, you can wrap a circle of insulating tape or badminton hand glue around the hilt of the sword. If the requirements are a little higher, you can find an electroplating factory to "enchant", or even make a scabbard, and it is best to reverse screw it to the hilt of the sword as a short spear......
Everyone discussed how to improve it, and you and I talked about it, chasing the ultimate weapon that I dreamed of when I was a child in my memory.
Every sailor who shows his self-made "peerless sword" on the Internet will definitely receive a large number of envious applause - handsome, handsome.
Steel pipes and crosses are arranged and combined at will, and they can also be changed into different forms, and they will eventually be named by men, such as those who can bend and stretch are called beating divine whips, and those that are convex and convex are called Kanglonggong......
(Imitating Di Renjie's movie)
There is a way to be a dragon god, what to break it, Fang Tian draws a halberd, stabs his father-in-law, and Brother Jing thinks it is very "Xing" when he sees it, and the hardware fire sword and hardware flame sword.
Even BB Ji can't help but sigh that the happiness of men is so simple.
(Dangerous behavior, please do not imitate)
Hardware itself is not something out of reach. The idea of "Holy Sword on the Construction Site" should have been tried a long time ago, but now it has been able to enter people's attention with the continuous spread of short videos.
In fact, there are many materials that can be used freely on the construction site, such as rebar.
Solder both ends, and a handful of Beria's "gigabit combat instrument" will come out. One Ultraman with a stick, and it also comes with a large memory, which can control up to 100 monsters.
(Imitating Beria's weapon, not suitable for children)
If you go deeper, you will be involved in the professional field. I suggest that civil engineering buddies usually open a Douyin Kuaishou, live broadcast hand rubbing "RPG equipment", get a construction site staff and construction site shield or something, and directly team up to "meet in another world".
Hey, don't say it, there really is such a game weapon made of water pipes in "Genshin Impact", called "Gray River Ferryman". I don't play much with the original, and it is said that I redeemed it for a fishing mission in the Fontaine area. If you have a friend who understands, you can add.
(Funingna, Japanese CV. Mizse Prayer)
Of course, if you are not sure that you are handmade, there are many novice replacement options on the Internet, such as searching for "oversized XXX" hardware tools on a certain treasure, and there will be various unexpected surprises.
Tools such as "oversized screwdriver/steel ruler/vernier caliper" have a very good foundation, and you can get a device to make a COS novel Kang Long Gong and Shennong ruler. It's a fool's purity.
The rational atmosphere brought by this practical tool is quite like the "holy sword of physics".
Friends who have played the "Half-Life" series should know that the "Physics Holy Sword" is a kind of mountain-splitting, invincible divine weapon, and a legendary-level weapon that symbolizes the origin.
More than a decade ago, V taught countless people how to use this G-fat happy stick correctly and gracefully - by controlling a physicist who graduated from MIT to fight monsters with a crowbar everywhere.
Plain and powerful. Elegant, yet brutal. The glow of the cold weapon era is so unforgettable that many people still have obsessions after they are old and young.
I myself bought one of those umbrellas that imitated katanas, and I had nothing to do when I walked along the road. Even a "Sacred Sword of Assam" can satisfy all the boys' visions of a fantasy world.
When you can not only grab something with one hand but even swing it at will, if you want to enjoy this pleasure when you grow up, then you must forget the scrutinizing eyes of those around you.
So you never know what a man can do in reality in order to be handsome in his childhood, adolescence, youth, middle age, or even old age. They are always obsessed with things that are long and straight.
At this time, only the childlike people on the Internet understand the gold content of the "Holy Sword of the Construction Site".
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