"Using a quilt to block bullets, either showing your legs or showing your groove, director, are you sure you're not insulting the audience's IQ?"
Nowadays, there are countless domestic strange dramas, either the plot is too outrageous, or the costume is too spicy, all in all, there is only what you can't think of, and there is nothing that the director can't do.
I have to say that some directors are simply nicknamed "big smart", and the wrong donkey's head has become their standard, which is really hard for the audience to say.
"Ridiculous lines"
In this anti-Japanese drama, several soldiers in the camera were sitting together for lunch, but when a few people were drinking and eating meat, a soldier with a middle-style hair suddenly said to a female soldier: "Xue Yan, do you have a suit? ”
Hearing this, all the soldiers were puzzled, thinking that they were now in a white-hot situation with devils, why should they prepare suits as a soldier.
But unexpectedly, the next soldier's words not only surprised everyone present, but also stunned the audience in front of the screen.
I saw the soldier swear and say: "It's uncomfortable to wear this clothes, do you know the panic of wearing Dole?"
Good guy, you dare to believe that as a soldier, you actually dislike the military uniform on your body, this is really outrageous.
This is not the end, the next second the soldier hurriedly took off his military uniform, and then said aggressively and defiantly: "I like to wear suits!"
It's not a director, I'm afraid it's not water in your head, whether it is during the Anti-Japanese War or now, I'm afraid no soldier will say that he likes to wear a suit in public.
And the lines of another plot in the play are even more child's play, in the camera, the devil saw that he couldn't capture the city tower where the soldiers were stationed, so the devil commander was angry and directly sent a large number of tanks to prepare to attack the city.
In the face of the menacing attack of the devils in front of him, I saw a soldier say in a panic: "What should we do? How can we fight if we are not prepared accordingly?"
Although everyone watching this relatively "deified" anti-Japanese drama will definitely guess that there is a tactical plan, the tactics of another fighter will definitely surprise you.
Another soldier in the camera glanced at the devil's tank, and immediately said to the soldier: "Hand-to-hand combat!"
Director, are you serious? I'm afraid that a three-year-old child will laugh off his big teeth when he hears this line, and fight hand-to-hand with a tank? Do you think this is a science fiction movie?
There is also this anti-Japanese drama, in which our soldiers are fiercely discussing tactics, preparing to kill a crucial bunker for the devils.
Although the idea is good, it is not easy to capture it, and I saw a commander swearing: "Even if we advance everyone in the advance army, we may not be able to succeed!"
Immediately afterwards, I saw a soldier who looked like "Monk Wei" stood up, he said that he was willing to lead the troops there, and promised to capture the devil's bunker.
Hearing this, another commander said to him: "At present, there are only eleven companies of people with guns in the troops stationed in our army, and I can only give you six companies if you go to fight snipers." ”
It stands to reason that this soldier should show a bitter expression, after all, it is not easy for six companies to capture the well-equipped devil bunker, not to mention that the bunker also occupies a favorable position.
But what people didn't expect was that in the next second, the soldier swore and said: "Two companies are too little, four companies are too much, I want three companies!"
Good guy, although this warrior is strong in martial arts in "Bright Sword", it is indeed a bit far-fetched to capture the devil's bunker in three companies, and it is too much for the commander to give him six companies.
Not only that, but the next anti-Japanese drama is even more outrageous, after the soldiers of our army retreated to a deserted temple in the shot, I saw a soldier hurriedly find the director and said: "We don't have much to eat, I'm afraid we won't be able to last tomorrow." ”
Hearing the words of the female warrior, the director thought for a while, and then said thoughtfully: "You can see if you can dig some wild vegetables tomorrow and come back." ”
Then, after the sun rose the next day, the female warrior led several warriors to an open woods to dig up wild vegetables.
But what is unexpected is that they said that they would dig wild vegetables, but when the camera turned, they actually dug a basket full of sweet potatoes.
Good guy, director, are you serious? Where are the sweet potatoes in the woods? Besides, there are no sweet potato vines on the ground, and it's the first time I've seen wild vegetables dug up in the weeds.
Regarding this scene, many netizens ridiculed: "These directors feel like they have just graduated from kindergarten." ”
This is not the most outrageous, looking at the fresh sweet potatoes in her hands, the female warrior even complained: "Drink porridge and eat steamed buns every day, my mouth is about to fade out of the bird!"
Good guy, this line is simply no one, and you are not satisfied with eating steamed buns and drinking porridge during the Anti-Japanese War? Not to mention which period, even if it is put into the daily food of most ordinary people now, they are all eating steamed buns and drinking porridge.
Could it be that in the eyes of the director, drinking porridge and eating steamed buns has become an eye-catching meal? There is simply no respect for history.
There are still many crying and laughing expressions: "Drink porridge and eat steamed buns every day, Lao Tzu has only reached this standard of living today!"
"Spicy Eyes"
In this anti-Japanese drama, in the camera, our soldiers are hurrying through the woods, preparing to attack the devil's bunker, in order to block the devil's fierce offensive.
However, what is shocking is that when the camera switches to another perspective in the next second, the soldiers are all carrying the bedding, and they are also very calm.
Immediately afterwards, under the director's arrangement, the little devil found our soldiers and raised his machine gun and began to shoot wildly, but the miraculous thing is that the soldiers were unscathed with the cover on their heads.
Although there are indeed deeds in history where quilts block bullets, it is a soaked quilt, and it is not completely able to block bullets.
But it's good that you rushed up with a dry quilt, and you can block the continuous strafing of the machine gun head-on, which is really not too outrageous.
There is also this domestic spy drama, in which a female agent is instructed by her superiors to carry out an assassination mission, but what is unexpected is that she is really too thunderous in this dress.
In the shot, the female agent is not only wearing a lace blindfold, but also wearing a tight leather jacket that shows the groove, we don't know if the director has any misunderstanding about the costume, is it possible that the less clothes you wear, the stronger the attack?
The most outrageous thing is that the female agent's costume has nothing to do with the agent's outfit, it's really a bit spicy.
As for the spicy-eyed pictures and lines in the above domestic film and television dramas, I don't know if you have found it when you watch it?