Smile and worry nothing.
Ask for a signature
The annual exam is approaching, Yixiu only went to the temple to ask for a sign, while asking for a sign, while praying: the sixth class of the test can be signed, and the fourth class can be signed.
After hearing this, Miao Zhu was puzzled, so he asked: Xianggong, you are mistaken, the fourth class is just a spanking, how can you ask for a sign.
Xiucai replied: You don't know this, I was kicked out of the sixth class of the exam, and I lost my fame, how clean and trouble-free it is, if I take the fourth class, after the examiner reads my article, he has to beat my ass to pieces.
The annual examination, during the Ming and Qing dynasties, the provincial academic and political divisions went to their subordinates, and the examination for students was also called the annual examination. Candidates are subject to the sixth-class dethronement method, with rewards for the first, second, and third-class former, and punishment or dismissal for those below the fourth-class.
Fourth-class in-laws
The two Xiucai took the fourth class at the same time, and when they were punished, they met each other.
Later, the two families got married, and on the day they got married, the two parents' families met.
The male in-laws said: Honor seems to have seen somewhere.
The female in-laws also said: Well, it's a little familiar, but I can't remember it for a while.
After saying that, both of them pondered.
After a while, the two of them thought about it at the same time, and the male in-laws nodded and said: "Ga!
女亲家也跟着点头答道：嘎！
The two Ga characters are too expressive.
穷秀才
When a man died, he went to see Hades, who sentenced him to be a showman in the next life because he had enjoyed too much during his lifetime, and he also had five sons.
The pawn on the side heard this, and hurriedly said: This person is extremely evil, and he should not be treated so kindly.
The Hades King smiled and said, "A poor talent, five sons, wait to exhaust him to death."
颂屁
A scholar died and went to see the king of Hades, and the king of Hades suddenly let out a fart, and when the scholar heard it, he immediately said: King Fuwei, towering buttocks, Hong Xuanbao fart. The faint sound of silk and bamboo, like the breath of musk.
When Hades heard this, he was overjoyed, and asked the head of the ox to take him to a room beside him, and prepared a feast for him.
When he came out of the temple, the scholar said to the bull's head that led the way, "Look at your two corners, like the moon on the edge of the sky, and your eyebrows are blazing, like the stars of the sea."
When the bull head heard this, he was very happy, and he grabbed his clothes and said, "It's still early for the king to set up a banquet, so go to my house and drink two cups first."
Famous reading
Che Yin put the fireflies into the cloth bag to illuminate the reading, and Sun Kang read in the light of the snow.
One day, Sun Kang went to visit Che Yin, but Che Yin was not at home, and asked the gatekeeper, and the doorman said: Go out to catch fireflies.
Two days later, Che Yin went to visit Sun Kang and saw Sun Kang standing leisurely in the middle of the courtyard, so he asked him why he didn't study.
Sun Kang replied: I don't think the weather is like a snowy day today.
Confucius Temple
A scholar took money to buy a student and entered the palace to pay homage to Confucius.
When Confucius saw him, he hurriedly came down from the throne, and the scholar said, "Now that I am your disciple, Master, you should sit down and worship."
Confucius hurriedly waved his hand and said: Don't dare, you are my brother Kongfang's disciple, I don't dare to worship.
Now Brother Kong Fang's disciples seem to be more and more.
Instructor's resignation
An instructor said goodbye to the imperial court, went out and saw an elephant, and unconsciously saw God. The man next to him asked him what was going on.
The instructor replied, "I wonder if only the sacrificial pig had been so fat."
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