Listening to strangers pointing out their views on marriage and love can be called the biggest minefield in the hearts of contemporary youth.
But recently, an Internet celebrity has captured the hearts of many girls by "picking thorns in other people's blind dates".
This Internet celebrity named "Military Wunian" claims to be a blind date analyst, and will disassemble the conditions of the blind date sent by the "customer" in the video one by one.
Listing the conditions on the whiteboard, and marking them while underlining during the explanation, even made people find the seriousness of listening to the teacher's lecture in high school.
Of course, what is even more explosive is the content of his analysis, the conditions of the protagonists of each case are good at first glance, and they are all absolute "high-quality men" in the blind date market.
But after the military advisor did not think about it, he found that he was very wrong, this "full of minefields", and that "absolutely cannot be chosen".
The young netizens who were watching felt a chill in their hearts and took notes violently:
"This means that I haven't been deceived so much that I don't have any shorts left, and I suggest that I teach this in a compulsory course at university. ”
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Only a man can pierce it
A man lies when he goes on a blind date
Click on the first second of the "Military Teacher Wunian" video, and most people will immediately be firmly caught by the key words full of conflict and gossip.
"The boy who goes on a blind date does his own business, his parents have a pension, two apartments and a car, can he get married?"
is really placed in the blind date market, such a person must be praised as a sweet and sweet in the mouth of the matchmaker.
Doing business is equal to being able to make money, parents have a pension is equal to the burden of future pension, two suites and a car, one set of retention, one set of investment, and one car is convenient to go out.
But in the military advisor's video, he reminds the client not to see what he says, but to see what he doesn't say.
"Careful analysis, every one of them has a pitfall. ”
1.78 meters looks like a good height, but he doesn't say weight, "it means that the weight must be on the fat side";
He is doing business in his hometown, and his parents are retired from public institutions, which shows that he is most likely doing traditional business, and he needs to rely on family resources to help.
What is the difference between traditional business and entrepreneurship? The former is more about relationships, not purely business-only like entrepreneurship.
"Maintaining a relationship requires drinking and drinking to usher in, wine and wealth are not separated, can you accept your future husband smoking and drinking. ”
While doing business is profitable, there is also the risk of losing money and indebtedness.
"You don't know if he's really making money, or if he's in debt?"
In the world where military advisors have no thoughts, the "good conditions" in the eyes of ordinary people actually hide many bugs behind them.
"There are four suites in the provincial capital, and you can take care of people and cook. ”
looks like the gentle president in the online article, rich and can take care of people. But the military advisor sharply pointed out that clingy people and can cook are the characteristics of the "people-pleasing personality".
"Boys with good family conditions are generally not cultivated with such a character, indicating that he is most likely poor and rich, combined with the four suites in the family, it is reasonable to speculate that it is a demolition household. ”
The 985 graduate student who works in a state-owned enterprise has a high degree of education and a stable job, and seems to be a standard affordable man in the blind date market.
But the problem is that "I was born in a rural family, but I didn't get married until I was 32 years old." ”
It shows that he has a high vision and has always wanted to look up, this is a phoenix man who has not climbed the high branches, you can't hold it. ”
Every condition that has been glorified in the blind date market has been stripped of its camouflage and punctured here.
"The lawyer is an only child, and his parents are teachers, which means that his parents are chickens, and he has completely lost the ability to take care of himself. ”
"BBA, not Mercedes and BMW, Audi, or A4, if it was A6 he would definitely say A6. ”
"The family assets are 9 figures and he is still the eldest son, but he does not write a job in the conditions, which means that he has neither his own business nor works in the family business, and he has no status at home. ”
In addition to analyzing cases, you can also see some "experience sharing lessons" about blind dates and marriage on the homepage of the military advisor.
Each of them has been frequently praised by young people with little social experience.
How should the bride price be discussed?
"It's better to let the young people talk about it, and the parents just finalize the process. Just like in a company meeting, important things have long been agreed on in private, and public announcements can be synchronized. ”
What should I do if my boyfriend is "cheap"?
"There is no knife mouth tofu heart, sour because the heart is sour, and mean because the foundation is thin. ”
These dry goods were delivered to many young people who had been hurt in blind dates and emotional relationships, and who regretted not coming sooner after a long drought.
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"Blind Date Analyst",
It's all over the web
It's not just that "the military advisor has no thoughts", but unconsciously, the blind date analyst track has already carried out mitosis for different groups.
Don't feel like you're not their audience, as long as you can click on their videos, you can find the right "marriage master" for you.
Someone specializes in the "elite" group, and each video cover will hang a few big words - "Top Blind Date Analysis".
The boys he analyzed were either high-achieving students studying abroad with an annual salary of one million, or high-quality men with a solid family background in Beijing.
@九叔来支招
But this does not mean that there are fewer "pits" in the list of blind dates, even if it is a distinguished Porsche owner, you have to sweat on the analyst's blackboard.
There is a Porsche, but the specific model is not said, so it is most likely an entry-level model or a second-hand model.
"When my parents retire, I will buy an independent marriage house after marriage", which means that I live with my parents now, and there is a possibility of divorce with a baby.
In the end, it was concluded that the boy was most likely "using a Porsche to get girls to be a nanny for his whole family".
Of course, the Internet is not only a problem for girls, after all, both men and women may whitewash their conditions in blind dates.
So in response to "can this man marry", there is also "can this girl marry".
@武汉谈对象
"Girls don't look at how old she writes, but what year she was born, she said that 35 years old is likely to be born in 87, and she will say that she was 'almost 88 years old'. ”
"Live broadcast related work and a monthly income of 8,000 to 30,000 yuan mean that she may have earned more than 20,000 yuan a month, and most of the time it is seven or eight thousand. ”
In addition to exposing the lies of the blind date, there are also people who want to get an accurate self-assessment before entering the blind date market: Can a person like me find a partner by blind date?
As a result, the "off-list analyst" from God's perspective filled the gap in the market.
is different from the previous bloggers, who are only committed to squeezing the moisture out of the blind date's words. The "single analysts" will write down the parties' own conditions and their mate selection requirements on the whiteboard and compare them.
For example, the following girl's requirements, "young and similar to herself, with a slightly higher income than herself, and no burden on her parents who have a car and a house".
The analyst concluded that the conditions of the two sides seemed to match, but the boys who met the girl's requirements generally wanted to find a slightly worse but younger one.
Going around and around, in the end, "young" in the blind date market is the biggest capital.
@大源说媒
In fact, some blind date analysts are quite ruthless in their wording, even if they dismantle the conditions of the person seeking help.
"You say you're petite and cute, that's short. ”
"Short-term marriage without child, it cannot be ruled out that there is a physical problem. ”
@李雷相亲记
Onlookers couldn't stand it anymore, wondering why someone still came to ask for help and scold this blogger because his words were so ugly.
Until I clicked into his live broadcast room, I found that there were 2.1w people liking it in it, and there was a video of the girl connecting with him, and I sincerely asked how to find the object.
And his answer is like your uncle's urging to you, "Go out, you have to go out."
There are always young people in this world who are eager to enter into an intimate relationship, but are frequently hindered by experience and character.
It is expected that the "master" can provide himself with a set of rational and ready-made problem-solving ideas like the 1v1 lectures of the teacher when he was a student.
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"I'll take you as a mentor,
You just want to make me money."
Human beings can always stand outside of things and keep their brains awake, and they can also collapse when it is their turn.
In many cases, it is not only the blind date analysts themselves who participate in the analysis, but also enthusiastic netizens who watch the progress of other people's feelings.
A girl and a blind date analysis blogger Lian Mai, said that she got along well with the blind date, and she had already met her parents, but the photo of the man and another girl made her heart beat a drum.
Netizens took a look at it and solved the case, this is a love that is destined to break up, divide, must be divided!
Some people persuaded to divide, some people persuaded peace, and some people weighed the pros and cons of the parties in Lianmai with the military advisors.
@单良
This makes all the people who enter the live broadcast room have a sense of participation, whether it is helping others to pull back from the precipice in their relationship, or matching a good relationship, no matter how bad it is, it can still tease the boring child.
On the bright side, "don't get married and don't fall in love" seems to have become the mainstream of contemporary young people.
People often joke on social platforms that "the next generation of human beings will have to evolve the need to fall in love sooner or later".
However, in the real world, there are still many people who want to, or need to enter into an emotional or even marital relationship.
The "no marriage and no child" shouted on the Internet is true, and Henan Wang Po said that the media's 10,000 empty alleys and the connection in the blind date analysis live broadcast room are also true.
Nowadays, in the track of blind date analysts, there are not only big bloggers with millions of fans, but also small accounts with only dozens or hundreds of followers.
These trumpets often go live online late at night. There were few people at the beginning of the live broadcast, but sometimes they chatted and chatted, and at the same time, there were more people connected to the microphone.
Some people complain of the frustration of frequent blind dates but always unsuccessful, and some people are entangled in financial entanglements and emotional pulls with blind dates......
These emotional depressions are told to the elders, and most of them will be scolded back by the sentence "There are feelings everywhere", but you can always find people who resonate here to keep warm.
Sometimes, the entire live broadcast room will turn into an online media conference.
Someone came with regrets and left with the newcomers, and the eldest brother on the list was happy, and he swiped a rocket to give the two newcomers a gift.
There are analysts with "vicious eyes and frequent golden sentences" as matchmakers, which sounds even more reliable than those introduced by relatives.
It's just that the parties and onlookers pay their true feelings, but the "blind date analysts" may not.
Netizens here are still lamenting that "the military advisors are avoiding pitfalls for blind date young people", and the bloggers over there have secretly started to make money.
For example, the military advisor Wu Nian has recently started to release some videos that can only be watched for a fee.
Many live broadcast rooms for blind date analysis are live broadcast rooms that answer questions from netizens through microphone connection, and if there are too many people to line up, you have to pay to grab the microphone.
Not to mention the regular live broadcast room gifts, as well as the private guidance fees for contacting bloggers individually.
The blind date that weighs the conditions and clearly marks the price is certainly some distance from the real "pure love".
But offline, it is already the only attempt made by many ordinary people to establish sexual intimacy.
I am afraid that I will be deceived when I talk about sincerity, and I am even more afraid that I have no feelings when talking about conditions, I dare not hope for others, and I can't weigh the chips in my hands clearly...... will urgently seek an authoritative "emotional military advisor".
Who knows that the big words of the blind date are exposed, and they can't escape the money trap of "sentiment analysis"-
Young people are still on the road of blind dates, and the "blind date analysts" have already made a lot of money.
(Source: Vista Sees the World)