Although the motherland is beautiful and picturesque, traveling abroad is still a holiday route that many Chinese people yearn for, after all, the allure of exotic customs has existed since ancient times.
However, through the lens of the Internet celebrity "Xuzhou Big Cousin", the exotic style has become a "depressing" style.
Everywhere there are soaring
The capital of romance
The original eldest cousin may not have thought of being an Internet celebrity, but with enthusiasm, he went to the legendary tourist destination - France.
However, as soon as he got off the plane and got on the subway, he was blinded, and the tall French subway, the roof was patched with patches, and it was hard to imagine that such a frugal atmosphere was linked to romance, but even less romantic was yet to come.
After going straight to the Eiffel Tower, the eldest cousin found that the so-called city landmark was not as spectacular as the Xuzhou TV Tower in reality.
At first glance, it seems that you have walked into the scaffolding stacking area, especially under the tower, there are a group of small vendors, and I feel that the Eiffel Tower is overrated.
So the eldest cousin took a look at it and left disappointed, planning to experience other places again, such as the Champs-Élysées and the like, after all, they have come.
However, as soon as he entered the city center, the eldest cousin couldn't help but Yue, because the local public toilets not only have low coverage density, but also have a usage fee equivalent to 16 yuan.
As a result, when many French people encounter internal emergencies, they directly cover their faces and solve them everywhere, and after a long time, the strawberry tart on the ground is spread out.
In addition, the vomit of the drunks thickened on the road, making the eldest cousin record a video while complaining, and have to stand on tiptoe to avoid obstacles, in short, the romantic trip has become a field trip to the old eight burger factory, but there is more exciting.
in textbooks
It's all a lie
After the trip to France, the eldest cousin took the opportunity to come to Venice, wanting to see the "Venetian Boat" in the primary school textbook and experience the crescent boat in Mark Twain's mouth.
However, when I arrived in Venice, I found that the water city is real, and the crisscrossing of rivers is also real, but the fresh air and endless taste are purely the author's personal imagination.
Not only have the clear rivers in the textbooks become filthy and smelly ditches, but the extent of ground excrement is only much more than in France.
The air is filled with the smell of urine, which gives people the illusion that Venice is a giant WC, but it is normal, after all, this is the style of painting in medieval Europe.
But as the so-called come and go, Xuzhou's eldest cousin still took the old ticket and boarded the 700 yuan/half-hour small broken boat in Venice, intending to experience the boat in the textbook to pass the city.
As a result, as soon as he sat down and planned to turn on his mobile phone to record a video, the boss of the boat enthusiastically came up and kissed him suddenly, and before the straight male cousin wiped his saliva, the boss turned his palms upwards - take the money! A kiss is equivalent to 77 yuan.
I have to say that foreigners are still weird, they can be robbed hard, and he also comes with a fragrant kiss.
In this way, it seems to be understandable why the Western media have the cheekiness to complain that we don't go to travel anymore, and it is really easy to co-cheat our money, but to say that the money is still the pyramid of Egypt.
Insole smelly
pyramid
After being stinky out of Europe, Xuzhou's eldest cousin pondered going to Egypt to take a look, after all, one of the four ancient civilizations, has a bit of a relationship with us.
As a result, as soon as I entered the country, I was stopped by the chaotic urban road conditions and the market next to the stinky ditch.
But a moment after buying a ticket into the scenic spot with great anticipation, the eldest cousin scolded and climbed up with the ticket, not only because the big stone foundation made the pyramid look boring, but also because the environment under the tower was too bad.
We also have a lot of well-known mausoleum attractions, although not all of them are luxuriously decorated, but basic ventilation and access problems can be guaranteed.
On the other hand, the pyramid is good to say that it presents the original ecology, and what is bad is to decorate and search, and it can make people sweat without taking a few steps in a small space.
What's even more unacceptable is that tourists are forced to be used as ventilation fans to smell their feet and musty smells, so scared that Xuzhou's eldest cousin quickly crawled out after sucking for a while, who knows if there will be lung fungal infections after staying for a long time?
I saw him fanning the wind to cool down, while laughing at the fact that there was a wronged head not far away who was fooled into the tomb, I have to say that it is really spending money to buy sin, I don't know if those who have traveled to Egypt feel the same way.
At present, Xuzhou's eldest cousin's travel diary is still being updated, and he has opened a new track because of his unique travel style, and has more than 2 million fans in a short period of time.
But it may be that the stench of foreign countries is too high, so you can only go back to China first and then set off slowly, so you don't know which one will be the next one to be unmysterized and break the fairy tale filter.
But no matter where the eldest cousin goes, it is difficult to look directly at the photos of tourists traveling around Europe in the circle of friends.