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Today's tweet: Am I crazy or is the world crazy? I'm just a vase!

author:A little fox who travels through time

Recently, the cubs in the family always want to go out to play, so they decisively open the door and let the children go out for a walk! The novelty at the beginning, slowly explore, until they take the initiative to run home, and wait at the door of the house to open the door! Haha, now I don't go out when the door is opened!

After research and practice, three major tricks for camouflage vases have been summed up: the sweet brother is good, the delicate and frail is a baby, and he doesn't do anything with a pure mouth cannon

"The General's Little Doctor" kisses the rivers and lakes for the first time

Today's tweet: Am I crazy or is the world crazy? I'm just a vase!

Gu Yu inexplicably came to this strange dynasty, antique time and space, his traditional Chinese medicine skills are also suitable for survival here, but the doctor is benevolent, the sky is rich, and he picked up a patient for treatment, but he cured himself .......

Jin Feng thought that he was going to die, but he was also relieved, so he finally ensured that kid entered Beijing safely, the mission had been completed, he was relieved, but he didn't expect to be rescued, this person didn't know his identity, but he was very good to him, gradually, he was moved, with affection, and finally turned the person to ......his side.

"Camouflage Vase, But Heartthrob" Song Zhuozhuo

Today's tweet: Am I crazy or is the world crazy? I'm just a vase!

Huai Nian, a master of martial arts, dressed as a petite young master in Tanmeiwen, who wanted to liberate his nature, but the system forced him to disguise a vase in a survival variety show to maintain his character.

Huai Nian: Isn't it just acting?

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After research and practice, Huai Nian summed up the three major tricks of camouflage vases: the sweet brother is good, the delicate and frail is a baby, and he doesn't do anything with a pure mouth cannon.

At first, these tricks worked, and they helped him to run all the way down the road of ten thousand people.

Gradually, things started to go wrong.

He called his brother, and the popular actor blushed.

He pretended to be delicate, and the retired boxer protected him.

He went crazy and swayed, and the protagonist of the white cut black and green tea smiled gently: "Xiao Nian doesn't need to do anything, as long as it exists." ”

Even the plot that should have been eliminated has been reversed......

Huai Nian is crazy: Am I crazy or is the world crazy? Why don't you let me go! I'm just a vase!

The audience who gradually discovered the truth throughout the whole process said: Yes, the kind of stainless steel with diamonds. Obviously, you can smash people to death if you snap down, but you have to pretend to be weak. You say, you're not a fishing department yet?!

The system that saw the original plot fall apart: It's all my fault~ Silence when you shouldn't be silent, and don't say what you should say well~

"The Little Boy of the Republic of China Dressed as a Baby" Jin Qixia

Today's tweet: Am I crazy or is the world crazy? I'm just a vase!

This is a group pet article, the little boy came to the baby to release his damn charm~!

Ji Yeqiu is a squeamish noble son of the Republic of China, a treasure in the hands of his family.

When he woke up, he dressed as Ji Qiuqiu, the cub of the baby comprehensive control group in the novel, the stupid cub that the audience disliked the most, specifically to set off other people's children.

Before the show started, it was ridiculed by the audience:

[Why is Ji Qiuqiu crying all the time, can you cut out all the shots of Ji Qiuqiu?]

[It is worthy of being born by Ji Yusheng, just like Ji Yusheng, a scholar, it is not pleasant!]

But only Ji Yeqiu knows that Ji Yusheng is a marginal character who runs with the ball in a novel, and Ji Qiuqiu is his autistic and introverted child.

Great, Ji Yeqiu still prefers to talk to small animals rather than communicating with people.

Ji Yeqiu's dream since childhood is to treat small animals, and he is with small animals every day. The other children in the baby zong don't take him to play, he talks to the little animals.

In the camera of the eldest brother, Qiuqiu stretched out her tender little hand to stroke the puppy, and the barking puppy cub quieted down, and the fluffy little head went straight to Qiuqiu's arms. One is a human cub with short hands and short legs, and the other is a fluffy little milk dog, Qiuqiu hugged the little milk dog and said: "Wangwang, hug" look, so cute that the heart of the big brother in the camera melted!

No matter where Ji Yeqiu went in the future, he was followed by a group of animal cubs. The pink carved little bean Ding walks staggeringly by himself, and he has to bring a group of little cubs to turn people upside down.

Woo, sure enough, human cubs are the cutest of all.

The barrage slapped his face and was excited: [Isn't this #Disney's Little Prince on the Run#?]

[How can there be such a cute human cub in the world? ]

[Xiao Qiuqiu, ee hug, woo woo woo why don't you play with him, substituting yourself who didn't know how to integrate into the group in your childhood. ] ]

The children are really fragrant to Qiuqiu. The son of a genius director sent Qiuqiu a bottle of hot milk, and the daughter of the actor's family also followed behind Qiuqiu, seeing Qiuqiu's gaze at him, he blushed, he, he also wanted to make friends with Qiuqiu.

Later, a noble and arrogant little young master came over, this melancholy Xiaoice Mountain wealthy heir has never taken the initiative to contact other children, but anyone who wants to get close to him is frightened by his unkind appearance.

But the audience saw that he squatted under the tree with Ji Qiuqiu and asked him: Can I pet your puppy?

Qiuqiu looked at him, and her little pink face burst into a smile. Okay.

Barrage: [Ahhh What is this angel baby in the world!]

This year, Ji Qiuqiu became popular out of the circle, the advertisement received a soft hand, the business refused to come again and again, and the famous director asked him to star in the latest work.

Everywhere he went, the ees screamed: Qiuqiu, give the ees a kiss.

This year, the whole network wants to know who Ji Qiuqiu's mysterious father is.

Ran goose, dbq Ji Qiuqiu he didn't know, he was also looking for his father. However, he seems to have discovered something amazing. Well...... There are really a lot of people who want to be Qiuqiu's father.

Qiuqiu blocked Ji Yu with her little milk fist: No, no, no, don't peep at my Ji Yu, I won't relax my requirements for you. My father must be the best man in the world!

Small Theatre:

A certain top boss saw Ji Qiuqiu and Ji Yu in the baby variety show, and the secretary said tentatively next to him: Mr. Lu, how is this kid a little similar to you......

What is it like? That's it, how did his wife and son run away to TV?

Mr. Ba was in a hurry, quickly bought the exclusive sponsorship of the show, and immediately went to the program team.

Don't talk about it, I'm busy chasing my wife and children.

The best man in the world, did you hear it, did you hear it? His son is smashing and calling him!

PS. cp is a melancholy iceberg young master, a bamboo horse, and there will be emotional drama when he grows up~

"I Thought I Was a Cool Brother (Fast Wear)" Caramel Egg Stew

Today's tweet: Am I crazy or is the world crazy? I'm just a vase!

Cool brother Jiang Huai has always wanted to be a cool boy, and vowed never to do anything uncool

But after switching from the fast wear slap to the face to the fast wear strategy department, Jiang Huai found that something seemed to be wrong

Why is there so much obstruction every time his cool brother road?!

Cat ears, milk sounds...... Every lottery is hindering him from becoming a cool guy

Jiang Huai couldn't help but break into the technical department after completing the task

I saw that the man who was in love with him in the small world was picking out those uncool things for him

"Why don't you have a fishtail next time? ”

Listening to the man's low voice, Jiang Huai finally couldn't help it

"Zuo Yunhe!"

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