Loud sleep noises and bed-occupying methods
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Hou Wenyuan's words on a variety show were like thunder on the scene, which made Liu Yaowen's private sleeping habits a joke after dinner.
Hou Wenyuan described Liu Yaowen's snoring in an almost comedic way, saying that Liu Yaowen's snoring was like someone had a rock concert in his ear, which was both loud and full of rhythm.
As for Liu Yaowen's sleeping kicks, Hou Wenyuan even said with a smile, comrade, how long are your legs, you can span half a bed with one kick, did you practice any long-legged kung fu?
This scene is imagined like a battle for a bed without gunsmoke, Liu Yaowen not only used his snoring to deter the enemy, but also used his leg offensive to silently swear a territory.
"Infernal Affairs" on the bed
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Hou Wenyuan said that she never expected to share a quilt with Liu Yaowen, let alone experience an unforgettable "kicked".
As Hou Wenyuan said, when sleeping at night, one of Liu Yaowen's legs seemed to have its own consciousness, quietly penetrating into Hou Wenyuan's defense line, and with a slight kick, Hou Wenyuan's sleep was over.
In this "Infernal Affairs" on the bed, Hou Wenyuan tried his best to wrap himself tightly in the other corner of the bed, for fear that if he was not careful, he would be "attacked" again.
Liu Yaowen's legs are like an undercover agent on the bed, making you everywhere on guard but difficult to completely dodge.
Netizen: Kindergarten battlefield veteran
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The reactions of netizens are even more varied, and some people laugh and say that this is the trouble after growing up: "Children are too tired to survive in the wild." ”
It's like saying that even sleeping becomes a challenge when you grow up, not only to face the pressure of survival, but also to learn how to protect yourself from being kicked in the dead of night.
Some netizens mentioned their personal experience: "My niece in kindergarten also kicks people, and I can't sleep with her, and I sleep with her on a quilt." ”
As soon as these words came out, many netizens with the same experience resonated, as if those kindergarten children were veterans who were born on the battlefield, and they didn't forget to practice "kung fu in bed" even when they went to sleep.
Sleep Strategy
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From Hou Wenyuan and Liu Yaowen's sharing a bed to the episode of netizens' family sleep, it is not difficult to find that people can often carry out a series of complex interpersonal interactions in the seemingly simple matter of sleeping.
This is not only a demonstration of physiological behavior, but also a contest of strategies and skills.
Everyone started discussions in the comment area, and there were many advanced discussion topics such as "how to deploy the pillow defense line at night" and "quilt distribution strategy", which shows that behind the humor, everyone is a master of strategy on the sleep battlefield.