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Why is there no junior group for the Nobel Prize?

author:Mizukisha
Why is there no junior group for the Nobel Prize?

Hurry up and hand over the problem of the lithography machine stuck in the neck to the research group of primary and secondary schools in Beijing and Shanghai for consultation!

Why is there no junior group for the Nobel Prize?

Two days ago, some media found that the list of winners of the 39th Shanghai Youth Innovation Competition is of a very high professional level, but it is a bit too high.

Sky went to look at the official list of winners and found that students in Shanghai have used artificial intelligence analysis, Monte Carlo algorithms, and Internet of Things technology as toys in primary school.

The award-winning secondary school students are clearly more skilled, and they have also blossomed in many fields of research, including but not limited to:

LEO Satellite Applications, Image Recognition and Sensing, Microwave Doppler Effect, Neural Networks, Large Models, Biometrics, RF Technology......
Why is there no junior group for the Nobel Prize?

Ski doesn't understand these fields, and looking at his eldest nephew who is still playing with Carrot Knife and "Egg Boy Party" at the same age, he can only think about it more and more angry.

Many netizens reported that the scientific research ability of these primary and secondary school students made many graduate students ashamed, and some people said that the "Monte Carlo algorithm" was their own professional question for the doctoral examination back then.

Skis thinks that everyone should not be too arbitrary, some large model algorithms may be too difficult for undergraduates, but for elementary school students:

Maybe it's just right.

Therefore, we should set up all the master's and doctoral programs in primary and secondary schools, and don't wait until I go to university, and then wear out all my talents.

In addition, the comrades of the relevant departments still slacked off and missed such high-quality model materials.

This just eloquently shows that our young masters here are terrifying, the future of the students is promising, and the starlight lives up to the passers-by:

Hurry up and hand over the problem of the lithography machine stuck in the neck to the research group of primary and secondary schools in Beijing and Shanghai for consultation!

Regarding the online dispute, the relevant personnel of the Shanghai Association for Science and Technology, one of the organizers of the Youth Innovation Competition, also responded, saying that they had reported to the leadership and were investigating and verifying.

It cannot be denied that there will indeed be talented children who will refresh from time to time, and don't ignore the rich scientific research resources of Shanghai's universities.

But this kind of competition is held once a year, and everyone is engaged in scientific research, like this kind of genius who produces batches:

Isn't it a bit unreasonable in terms of probability theory?
Why is there no junior group for the Nobel Prize?

Some time ago, 15 graduate students of BUPT mentioned in a report letter that in addition to scientific research, supervisors often temper their souls and sharpen their psychological endurance.

Usually, I have to buy steamed buns, tea and eggs in the canteen for the tutor, and I am forced to do the innovation competition project for primary and secondary school students for the tutor's daughter.

Why is there no junior group for the Nobel Prize?

The worst thing is that the two masters worked overtime, and in the end, the science and technology innovation project failed.

Two masters of BUPT, "can't even do things well in junior high school", which immortals are winning?

On the official website of the Beijing Municipal Education Commission, he flipped to the list of winners of last year's competition, and after reading it, he suddenly realized that the two brothers of BUPT had lost unjustly.

Why is there no junior group for the Nobel Prize?

Unlike primary school students in Shanghai, who specialize in artificial intelligence algorithms, primary and secondary school students in Beijing are making a name for themselves in biotechnology fields such as cancer and cloning.

He has also made great achievements in cosmic observation and exploration of planets, and has truly achieved "nine days to the moon".

The competition in which the daughter of the tutor of BUPT participated was in the Haidian competition area in Beijing, which was surrounded by a whole Chinese Academy of Sciences + Qingbei people's aeronautics.

Many of us may never meet a doctor to talk to us in our lifetime, but many children in Haidian talk to a doctor:

It's the first time I've opened my mouth to call Mom.

Therefore, the first prize of the district essay competition can be "My District Mayor's Father", and the first prize of the science and technology competition can also be:

"My Professor's Mother and Her Cow and Horse Graduate Students".

Since everyone is fighting a proxy war, next time you shake people, don't send a master over:

What if people shake the doctors, professors, and academicians from Qingbei?
Why is there no junior group for the Nobel Prize?

In fact, the scientific research level of our primary and secondary school students has been declining in the past two years.

A few years ago, there was a sixth-grade elementary school student in Kunming, Yunnan Province, who didn't know what the gene was a year ago, and completed cancer research a year later.

Why is there no junior group for the Nobel Prize?

Two Wuhan primary school students, a third-grade and a fifth-grader, have been soaking in the laboratory for many years with the mice, and took out the "Anti-tumor Experimental Research on Tea Polyphenols".

A sophomore from Dongguan had a strong interest in synchrotron radiation, but at that time, there were only a few related physical devices in the country, and most university professors may not be able to use them in a year:

But this student has a lot of time to operate the instrument himself.

Some of the research results in the above examples were later admitted to falsification and had their results cancelled, while others were "under investigation" and have not yet come up with a conclusion.

As for these deck papers and OEM papers that are obviously "fake" at a glance, why can they pass all the way, successfully participate in the evaluation and even win awards?

After checking it, being able to win the award in the Shanghai Youth Innovation Competition means that it has an advantage in the independent enrollment of key high schools and the admission of the high school entrance examination.

In the enrollment brochure of the High School Affiliated to the Beijing Municipal People's Congress and Beijing 101 Middle School, winning the Fortune Wings Forum award is one of the registration conditions.

As for the above-mentioned National Youth Science Competition, it was once linked to the college entrance examination bonus points and escort.

In this chain, there are not only middle school students who are strong in the competition, but also parents who are expected to be Jackie Chan, and judges of science and technology innovation competitions who are keen to guide their work.

Everyone has the motivation and determination to water and fertilize the great cause of rejuvenating the country through science and education, which is that "when the youth is strong, the country will be strong."

Why is there no junior group for the Nobel Prize?

Of course, it is not enough to have a heart, scientific research still has to speak with hard power.

In addition to those graduate students, there has been a media report on a science and technology innovation competition "foundry", which is a one-stop service business of topic opening, experiment, report and defense.

Why is there no junior group for the Nobel Prize?

At that time, someone revealed to the media that most of the students they accepted were children of local leaders:

Generally, we don't accept money from students.
Why is there no junior group for the Nobel Prize?

There is a meme in the superhero comics, called "The rich rely on technology, and the poor rely on mutation".

When children in these places in Beijing and Shanghai are attacking cities in the field of science and technology, there are not so many professors in many areas, fathers, doctoral supervisors, and mothers, so they have to find another way.

In 2013, the Sichuan admissions team of Tsinghua University posted several Weibo posts in a row, angrily spraying a group of fake "second-level athletes", and made their attitude clear:

Resolutely resist Sichuan's sports bonus points.
Why is there no junior group for the Nobel Prize?

According to the local policy in Sichuan at that time, candidates who meet the national second-level athlete (inclusive) or above will enjoy 20 points for the college entrance examination score.

As a result, some media reported that in 2008, Sichuan Province took advantage of the Olympic Games to shake up its spirit, and the number of sports bonus points increased by 10 times compared with the previous year.

Later, Tsinghua independently organized the test and found a group of fake "second-level athletes":

Some students are afraid to even take the tests organized by the school.

In Henan Province, the situation of "athletes" everywhere was named by the media in 2010.

In that year, 811 Henan candidates added 20 points to the college entrance examination as national second-level athletes, and 255 of them were from Jiaozuo City.

Why is there no junior group for the Nobel Prize?

Coincidentally, most of these candidates came from the same local school, and happened to be concentrated in the same program, which was:

Of the 5 Peking University students, 4 added 20 points.

Jiaozuo Wen County is known as the hometown of Tai Chi, but martial arts should be valued by harmony, these athletes do not box, and rely on specializing in "three modes and one electricity" (sea, aviation, car model and radio direction finding) to get extra points.

Later investigation found that this precious prop was specially used by the local school to give priority to students with good grades, so that they could use it to rush to the north.

But along with this, these kinds of competitions are full of chaos such as the cost of clever names, the approval process of multiple politicians, and the replacement of gunners.

Once opium is discovered, who can care if it is used for medicine or consumption?

After all, in the college entrance examination province, what does 20 points mean, Henan students have a deeper understanding than us.

Why is there no junior group for the Nobel Prize?

Many people are dissatisfied with our college entrance examination, oppose one examination for life, and advocate quality education.

The case is also in front of me, if you really want to get it, the picture is that he is researching the atomic bomb, and you are studying tea eggs.

Many times we are not afraid of rolls here, but we are afraid that we can't find a place for them.

There are "Beijing-Shanghai academic families", and there are "county Brahmins".

At many levels, competition has moved away from the dimension of "volume", because some things are born with:

It won't be in this life.