Cold rabbit trough, I have a lot of things in my life, but I don't want to go to work consistently!
I just want to be a stone in my next life, and the only thing I need to worry about is whether I will give birth to a monkey #There is nothing wrong with really giving birth to a monkey! #
Shenjin, it made me laugh a little
When I got divorced, my ex-husband said with a hippie smile, isn't the divorce certificate green? Why is the divorce certificate red now?
The front desk staff glanced at him and said: Because divorce can also be a good thing now. #结婚不一定是为了幸福, but divorce must be#
Do idols give you food, no, she will let you win the jackpot
My mother: If you have a fire in your heart, send it out, don't be bored in your heartI: Get angryMy mother: I don't know where you have such a big temper, you are always angry!
Later I learned that parents are the best at throwing out questions, arousing your emotions, and then quietly walking away without offering any solutions. #确实! #
It's a little scary indeed
When I was shopping for groceries in the morning, I met an aunt: Yo, the young man came out to buy groceries so early, and didn't have a girlfriend to cook?
Me: Ah, I cook and buy groceries. Doesn't the object have to be spoiled, how hard it is to get up in the morning to buy vegetables and cook. Why, my uncle is still asleep in bed? #爆杀#
Songkran even suffers from passing dogs
Gaogan literature is completely my thunder point.,I really can't see a little bit.,I hate it when I think that the male protagonist is a bureaucratic privileged class!#以前看书代入女主,Now I can only substitute for a nanny. #
Friends with empty heads, we are the chosen ones for baking work!
Mental state of mind for weight loss in contemporary young people
Fasting: Gently bite off food
16+8: 8 meals in 16 hours
Liquid: Don't drink water, only milk tea
Keep your mouth shut: Keep other people's mouths shut and don't say fat
Step out of your legs: If it's delicious, you have to open your legs to eat#Acting me??? #
Watch wallpapers that are more suitable for Chinese babies
When I tried on the wedding dress, my husband had a black face all the time, I kicked him for a long time and asked him what he was doing, he sent a WeChat message and said to me, the face is too good-looking for a while and it is not good to talk about the price # tricky! #
I've seen potatoes bloom and I'm going to say for a lifetime, the potatoes I bought in December I lost them when I turned around today, and this little purple flower is too beautiful!
Netizens have all kinds of stalks, but they don't have girlfriends
That's all for today's cold rabbit trough! This weekend is really too fast, do you have anything to complain about this week?