(1) Talking about that episode by impression, after the two of them finished Ximenqing said that he was going to the toilet, Pan Jinlian was worried that he would get up and suffer from the wind and cold, so he took the initiative to say that he would help him suck it off with his mouth, Ximenqing asked Pan how he was after putting it out, Pan said that the taste was a little big, and said that he wanted to eat two fragrant fruits to clear his mouth. The original text seems to be "fragrant fruit", I don't remember clearly, I still wondered what this fragrant fruit was, vaguely suspected that it was some kind of pasta snack and not some kind of fruit, and I was also idle back then.
(2) Doctor: "When did you give birth to a child?" Me: "I didn't have a baby." Doctor: "But you have a caesarean section on your stomach." Me: "That's because my panties are tighter today, and I have strangled them." ”
(3) I don't believe it, unless you let me touch it!
(4) Seeing that other children have snacks to eat, how greedy children are!
(5) In order to stimulate education, my mother has begun to cut off her hands.
(6) Girls like this must stay away in time after discovering them.
(7) Clerk is very simple, learn for a few days [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
(8) I don't care about my image in front of food.
(9) Change the code and earn millions.
(10) It will rise, after all, there are so many domestic real estate
(11) Wealth is not exposed, and relatives should beware of it, and do not underestimate the evil of human nature [frown]
(12) The wedding night of the two who are a fan of money
(13) You are too simple.
(14) I originally thought that voice control would save trouble, but I didn't expect it to be easy to use
(15) It is estimated that I can participate in the Olympic Games, this power is torn to be more curvy than a cheongsam, this jeans.
(16) It's really comfortable to have a clean house, but I can't clean it up myself, and I have to be lazy occasionally!
(17) Whether you can hold it up or not is not a matter of height, right?
(18) You're scared in college, what can you do if you get married in the future.
(19) Such a boyfriend is really a rare animal, rare enough to be put in a zoo exhibition, aren't you still satisfied?
(20) The main thing is to play.
(21) I felt that you had enough face to give him, and called out to the boss.
(22) A relative introduced a blind girl to my brother My dad still wants to agree to be scolded by me The old age is not miserable enough, and I want to have another burden!
(23) Really, people who have been single for a long time really don't want to fall in love